2 Ch2-Big Trouble

Chapter 2 Big Trouble "That's the last straw, A.J.," my teacher, Miss Daisy, told me. "I want you to go to the principal's office!" "I didn't do anything!" I protested. My name is A.J. and I hate school. Why do we have to learn so much stuff? If you ask me, by the time you get to second

我的老师黛西小姐对我说:“aj，你真是忍无可忍了。” “我要你到校长办公室去!”“我什么也没做!”我抗议道。 我叫aj，我讨厌学校。 为什么我们要学这么多东西? 如果你问我，当你到第二的时候

grade you already know enough stuff to last you a lifetime. School is way overrated. My mom says that all eight-year-old boys have to go to school, so I guess there's nothing I can do about it. But when I grow up, I'm going to be a professional hockey player. You don't have to

如果你已经知道了足够你用一辈子的东西。 学校被高估了。我妈妈说所有八岁的男孩都得去上学，所以我想我对此也无能为力。 但是当我长大后，我要成为一名职业冰球运动员。 你不必这么做

know how to read or write or do math to shoot a puck into a net. Actually, that's what I was doing when my teacher, Miss Daisy, sent me to the principal's office. You see, me and my friends Michael and Ryan were playing hockey with a tennis ball during recess. We were shooting the ball at a tree to score a goal. I shot one wild, and it landed over by a bunch of girls in our class. "Ouch! That hit me!" shouted this girl named Annette. She was rubbing her leg like she had been hit by a train or something. It was just a tennis ball! Annette is such a crybaby.

知道如何阅读或写作或做数学将冰球射入网中。 事实上，当我的老师黛西小姐把我送到校长办公室时，我正在做这件事。 你看，我和我的朋友迈克尔和瑞安在课间休息时用网球打曲棍球。 我们正在向一棵树射门以得分。 我打了一只野枪，它落在了我们班的一群女生身上。 “哎哟!我被击中了!”一个叫安妮特的女孩喊道。 她揉着腿，好像被火车或什么东西撞了似的。 那只是一个网球!安妮特是个爱哭鬼。

"Hey, A.J.!" Michael hollered. "That counts as a goal!" "How come?" I asked. "I missed the tree." "Well, you did hit the puck into Annette. Get it? Annette? A net? Annette?" Well, after me and Ryan got it, we thought that was just about the funniest joke in the history of the world. Miss Daisy didn't think it was very funny, though. She was already mad at me because I had forgotten to bring in a current-event article for the third week in a row. That's when she said it was the last straw and I had to go to Mr. Klutz's office.

“嘿,A.J. !”迈克尔大声喊道。 “这算是进球!”“怎么?”我问。 “我错过了那棵树。”“嗯，你确实把冰球打到了安妮特身上。 明白了吗?安妮特?净吗?安妮特?”好吧，我和瑞恩知道后，我们认为这是他的世界历史上最有趣的笑话。 不过，黛西小姐并不认为这很有趣。 她已经在生我的气了，因为我已经连续第三周忘记带一篇时事文章了。 这时她说我忍无可忍了我不得不去笨手笨脚先生的办公室。