13 Ch13-Poor Mr. Klutz

Chapter 13 Poor Mr. Klutz The kids in the other grades were disappointed when they heard that Mr. Klutz had changed his mind about bungee-jumping off the roof of the school. Some of them were even mad at us for stopping him. But when it was announced that there

当其他年级的孩子听说克鲁兹先生改变了从学校屋顶上蹦极的主意时，他们都很失望。 他们中的一些人甚至对我们阻止他很生气。 但是当它被宣布的时候

would be a field trip to Water World if we reached our goal instead, they stopped being mad. Water World is probably the coolest water park in California. A few days before vacation, the school

如果我们达到了我们的目标，他们就会去水上世界实地考察，他们不再生气了。 水世界可能是加州最酷的水上乐园。 放假前几天，学校放假了

still hadn't reached our goal of a million minutes of reading with our parents. It looked like we were not going to make it in time. Then Mr. Klutz got on the loud-speaker during morning announcements. "Students, there are three more nights to go before vacation," he told us. "I hate to do this, but if you don't reach your goal by Friday, the field trip to Water World will be called off and I will have no choice but to jump off the roof. Have a nice day." After hearing that, everybody started reading with their parents like crazy. Even the sixth graders, who say that

还没有达到我们和父母一起阅读100万分钟的目标。 看来我们不能及时赶到了。 然后，克鲁兹先生开始在早上的广播中讲话。 “同学们，离放假还有三个晚上，”他告诉我们。 “我讨厌这样做，但是如果你在星期五之前不能达到目标，水世界的实地旅行就会取消，我别无选择，只能从屋顶上跳下去。 祝你过得愉快。”听到这个消息后，每个人都开始和父母一起疯狂地读书。 即使是六年级的学生也会这么说

reading isn't cool. Everybody wanted to go to Water World. We reached a million minutes the day before school let out for vacation. The field trip to Water World was awesome! They had about a hundred giant water slides, and in some of them you slid in the dark with laser beams shooting all over the place. We got to eat as much pizza and ice cream as we wanted. They also had one of those giant, inflatable moon bounce thingies where you jump around like crazy inside it. After water sliding, eating all that junk food, and bouncing in the moon bounce, I thought I was going to throw up. jmkfho. It was

阅读并不酷。每个人都想去水上世界。 在学校放假的前一天，我们达到了一百万分钟。 水世界的实地考察之旅令人敬畏!他们有大约100个巨大的水上滑梯，在其中一些滑梯里，你可以在黑暗中滑行，激光束会射得到处都是。 我们想吃多少披萨和冰淇淋就吃多少。 他们还有一个巨大的充气月球弹跳器，你可以在里面疯狂地跳来跳去。 在滑水、吃了那么多垃圾食品、在月球弹跳中蹦蹦跳跳之后，我以为我要吐了。 这是

the greatest day of my life. Me and Ryan and Emily and Andrea and Michael went looking for Mr. Klutz to thank him. We found him standing next to the moon bounce thingy. "Great party!" I told Mr. Klutz, and we all gave him a big hug. "If you ask me, you're the greatest principal in the history of the world." "Thanks, A.J.!" "See, you didn't need to bungee-jump off the school to make us learn," Andrea said. "I guess not," Mr. Klutz said. He was looking up at the moon bounce. "But I was just thinking, if we brought one of

这是我一生中最美好的一天。 我、瑞安、艾米丽、安德里亚和迈克尔去找克鲁茨先生感谢他。 我们发现他站在月球弹跳器旁边。 “大聚会!”我告诉了克鲁茨先生，我们都给了他一个大大的拥抱。 “要我说，你是世界历史上最伟大的校长。” “谢谢,A.J. !”“你看，你不需要在学校里蹦极来让我们学习，”安德里亚说。 “我想不会，”克鲁茨说。 他抬头看着月亮的弹跳。 “但我在想，如果我们带一个。

these moon bounce things out to the front of the school, and I went up on the roof—" "No!" we all yelled. "I wouldn't even need a bungee cord—" "No!" "It's pretty soft—" "No!" I think it's going to be very hard work helping Mr. Klutz get over this need he has to do nutty things. Maybe by June, if the whole school works together, we might be able to cure him. But it won't be easy.

我把这些能弹跳月亮的东西带到学校前面，然后我爬上了屋顶——”“不!” “我甚至不需要蹦极绳——”“不!”“太软了——”“不!”我认为帮助克鲁茨先生克服这种需要是非常困难的他必须做一些疯狂的事情。 也许到六月，如果全校齐心协力，我们就能治好他。 但这并不容易。