1 Ch1-The Flying Principal

My Weird School Book number 2 Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

我的奇葩课本第二册笨手笨脚先生是疯子!

Chapter 1 The Flying Principal "Watch out!" somebody screamed. Mr. Klutz, the principal of my school, was tearing down the sidewalk on a skateboard! It was early morning, just before the school bell was about to ring. Mr. Klutz must have built up too much speed coming down the hill. He was

“小心!”有人尖叫起来。 我们学校的校长，克鲁茨先生，正在用滑板拆掉人行道!这是一个清晨，就在学校的铃声即将响起之前。 克鲁茨先生一定是在下山时积累了太多的速度。 他是

weaving in and around the kids and their parents, totally out of control. Most principals are really serious and dignified. They look like they were born as grown-ups! But not Mr. Klutz. He's more like a grown-up kid. When he isn't skateboarding to school, he rides his motorcycle, his scooter, or wears his in-line skates. "Runaway principal!" some kid shouted. "Run for your lives!" The skateboard must have hit a crack in the sidewalk, because the next thing

在孩子们和他们的父母之间来回穿梭，完全失控了。 大多数校长都很严肃，很有尊严。 他们看起来就像天生的大人!但不是克鲁茨。 他更像是一个成熟的孩子。 当他不滑滑板上学时，他骑摩托车、踏板车，或者穿直排冰鞋。 “校长离家出走!”一个孩子喊道。 “快逃命!”滑板一定是撞上了人行道上的裂缝，因为接下来

anybody knew, Mr. Klutz was flying through the air like a superhero. Kids and their parents were diving out of his way. Dogs were running in all directions. Mr. Klutz crash-landed in the bushes at the front of the school. Luckily he was wearing a helmet, and he had knee pads and elbow pads on over his clothes. Everybody stopped for a second, because Mr. Klutz was just lying there in the

有人知道，克鲁兹先生像超级英雄一样在空中飞翔。 孩子们和他们的父母都争先恐后地躲开他。 狗向四面八方跑去。 克鲁茨先生紧急降落在学校前面的灌木丛里。 幸运的是，他戴着头盔，在衣服外面戴着护膝和护肘。 大家都停了一下，因为克鲁茨先生就躺在那里

bushes without moving. We weren't sure if he was alive. "Good morning, Mr. Klutz," said Mrs. Cooney, the school nurse, as she walked past. "Good morning, Mrs. Cooney," he replied. "Beautiful day, isn't it?" "Lovely." Then Mr. Klutz got up, brushed himself off, and walked up the front steps, like it was totally normal for a principal to skateboard to school and crash headfirst into the bushes. Mr. Klutz is nuts!

不动的灌木丛。我们不确定他是否还活着。 “早上好，克鲁茨先生，”学校的护士库尼太太走过时说。 “早上好，库尼太太，”他回答。 “天气真好，不是吗?”“可爱的”。 然后，克鲁茨先生站了起来，掸了掸身上的毛，走上前门的台阶，就像一个校长滑着滑板去学校，然后一头撞进灌木丛里，这是再正常不过的事了。 克鲁茨先生疯了!