6 Ch6-Dr. Carbles Is Watching You

Chapter 6 Dr. Carbles Is Watching You When I got back to class, everybody was working on our Thanksgiving display. Miss Daisy said we should still make one even if Mr. Klutz wasn't our principal anymore. We spent all morning learning about Thanksgiving. The first one was in 1621, and it went on for three days. That's a long meal! Back then the Pilgrims only had knives and spoons. They didn't have any forks. Maybe if they had forks, it wouldn't have taken them three days to eat dinner. Did you know that at the first Thanksgiving the Pilgrims didn't just eat turkey? They also ate ducks, geese, and swans. Ugh, disgusting! It was fun making the display, but nobody was happy. We all knew that in the afternoon there would be more marching, more yelling, and more rules. When we got to the vomitorium for lunch, all the posters about exercising and the Food Pyramid were gone. There were new posters that said NO TALKING!, BEHAVE, OR ELSE!, and SHUT UP AND EAT! There was even a video camera mounted on the wall with a sign under it that said DR. CARBLES IS WATCHING YOU. We had to whisper, because none of us wanted to get sent to Dr. Carbles's office.

当我回到教室时，每个人都在做我们的感恩节展览。 黛西小姐说即使克鲁茨先生不再是我们的校长，我们也应该做一次。 我们整个上午都在学习感恩节。 第一次是在1621年，持续了三天。 那是一顿很长的饭!那时的清教徒只有刀和勺子。 他们没有叉子。 也许如果他们有叉子，他们就不用花三天的时间吃晚饭了。 你知道在第一个感恩节时，清教徒们不只是吃火鸡吗? 他们还吃鸭子、鹅和天鹅。 啊,真恶心!做展览很有趣，但没人开心。 我们都知道下午会有更多的游行，更多的叫喊，更多的规矩。 当我们去体育馆吃午饭时，所有关于锻炼和食物金字塔的海报都不见了。 有新的海报上写着禁止说话!规矩点，不然你就倒霉了!闭嘴，吃东西!墙上甚至还安装了一个摄像机，摄像机下面还挂着一个牌子，上面写着DR。 有线电视在监视你。我们不得不小声说话，因为我们谁也不想被送去看医生。 Carbles的办公室。

"I heard Dr. Carbles is going to put up guard towers and barbed wire around the school so we can't escape," Ryan whispered. "We may have to dig a tunnel to get out," I whispered to the guys. "I saw that in a movie once." "I heard that he punishes kids by putting them into solitary confinement," whispered Michael. "They're forced to play solitaire?" I whispered back. "Solitary confinement isn't the same as solitaire, dumbhead," whispered Andrea, who was sitting at the next table. "Is too," I whispered. We whispered back and forth like that for a while until I had to whisper "So is your face" to Andrea. But I knew I was right, because my mom plays that game solitary confinement on her computer. "I miss Mr. Klutz," whispered Emily. "I'm worried about him," whispered Andrea. "My mother is a psychologist, and she said that people who lose their jobs can get depressed."

“我听说卡布尔斯博士要在学校周围竖起警卫塔和铁丝网，这样我们就逃不掉了。”瑞恩低声说。 “我们可能得挖个隧道出去，”我低声对他们说。 “我曾经在一部电影里看到过。” “我听说他惩罚孩子的方式是把他们单独关起来。”迈克尔小声说。 “他们被迫玩纸牌?”我小声回答。 “单独监禁和接龙可不一样，笨蛋，”坐在邻桌的安德烈低声说。 “也是，”我低声说。我们这样来回耳语了一会儿，直到我不得不对安德里亚低声说“你的脸也是这样”。 但我知道我是对的，因为我妈妈在电脑上玩“单独监禁”这个游戏。 “我想念克鲁茨先生，”艾米丽低声说。 “我很担心他，”安德烈低声说。 “我母亲是一名心理学家，她说失业的人可能会抑郁。”

"We've got to do something!" Emily whispered. "We should go over to his house and cheer him up," Michael whispered. "How would we find out where he lives?" whispered Neil the nude kid. "My mother is vice president of the PTA," Andrea whispered. "She knows everything." Suddenly Dr. Carbles burst into the vomitorium with his bullhorn. "Knock it off!" he yelled. "It's time for the lunchtime march! Let's go!" We all jumped up and got into line outside the door. "Hop to it!" Dr. Carbles hollered. "Left! Right! March! Move it, kindergarteners! You're slow and weak! I want each of you to give me twenty push-ups!" Dr. Carbles is losing his marbles!

“我们必须做点什么!”艾米丽低声说。 “我们应该去他家，让他高兴起来。”迈克尔低声说。 “我们怎么知道他住在哪里?”裸体小孩尼尔小声问。 “我妈妈是家长会的副主席，”安德里亚低声说。 “她什么都知道。”突然博士。 卡伯斯拿着扩音器冲进了礼堂。 “别闹了!”他喊道。 “午餐游行的时间到了!”我们走吧!”我们都跳起来，在门外排队。 “快点!”卡布尔斯博士喊道。 “左!没错!3月!快走，幼儿园的孩子们!你又慢又弱!我要你们每个人给我做二十个俯卧撑!”博士。 卡伯斯疯了!