2 Ch2-Turkeys Are Weird

Chapter 2 Turkeys Are Weird It was a turkey! They brought a turkey right out onstage! Now, I've seen plenty of dead turkeys in sandwiches, but I've never seen a live one before. This turkey was dressed like a Pilgrim, with a little bonnet and dress. It was hilarious. All the kids went nuts. "Gobble, gobble," said the turkey. "Where do you think Mr. Klutz got a turkey?" asked Neil Crouch, who we call Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes. "Maybe he rented it," said Michael. "You can rent anything. There's probably a place called Rent-a-Turkey."

第二章火鸡很奇怪那是一只火鸡!他们把火鸡带上台来了!我在三明治里见过很多死火鸡，但从没见过活的。 这只火鸡穿得像个朝圣者，戴着一顶小帽子，穿着裙子。 太搞笑了。所有的孩子都疯了。 “咕咕，咕咕，”火鸡说。 “你以为克鲁兹先生是从哪儿弄到火鸡的?”尼尔·克劳奇问道，我们管他叫裸体小孩尼尔，尽管他穿着衣服。 “也许他是租来的，”迈克尔说。 “你可以租任何东西。可能有一个叫“火鸡租赁”的地方。”

"For my birthday party, my parents rented a lady dressed like a clown," said Ryan. "If you can rent a lady dressed like a clown, then you can probably rent a turkey dressed like a lady." "For my birthday party, my parents rented a pony," said this annoying girl with curly brown hair named Andrea Young. "We all got pony rides." Why can't a pony fall on her head? Mr. Klutz had his arms wrapped around the turkey so she couldn't escape. She didn't look very happy. "This is our friend Gobbles," said Mrs. Roopy. "She's going to help us get into the spirit of Thanksgiving." Everybody yelled "HELLO" to Gobbles. "Gobble, gobble," said Gobbles, flapping her wings. Mr. Klutz was having a hard time holding on to her. "Isn't Gobbles cute?" asked Andrea.

“为了我的生日聚会，我父母租了一位打扮成小丑的女士，”瑞恩说。 “如果你能租到一个打扮成小丑的女士，那么你可能也能租到一只打扮成女士的火鸡。” “为了我的生日聚会，我父母租了一匹小马，”这个叫安德里亚·杨的棕色卷发女孩说。 “我们都骑过小马。”为什么小马不能摔在她头上? 克鲁茨先生用双臂环抱着火鸡，让她无法逃脱。 她看起来不太高兴。 “这是我们的朋友高宝斯。”鲁比太太说。 “她将帮助我们体会感恩节的精神。” 每个人都对高宝大叫“你好”。 “咕咕，咕咕。”咕咕拍着翅膀说。 克鲁茨先生很难留住她。 “Gobbles是不是很可爱?”Andrea问。

"No," I said. What is her problem? Turkeys aren't cute. Penguins are cute. Turkeys are ugly. If they were cute, we wouldn't eat them. You don't see anybody eating penguins, do you? Besides, if Andrea thinks something is cute, then I don't. "Gobble, gobble," said Gobbles again. She was really flapping her wings hard now. Turkeys are weird. They can't fly. What's the point of being a bird if you can't fly? That would be like being a fish that can't swim. Gobbles was probably upset because Thanksgiving was coming. If I was a turkey, I would hate Thanksgiving, too. "I'll make a deal with you," said Mr. Klutz, who is always making deals with us. "If each class creates a beautiful Thanksgiving display, I will get married to Gobbles." Wow! It would be cool to see Mr. Klutz marry a turkey. This was going to be even better than the time he kissed a pig on the lips. Everybody was going crazy, cheering and stamping their feet. Gobbles didn't seem to like all that noise. She started gobbling really loud. Then she freaked out and broke away from Mr. Klutz! Gobbles went running off the stage! She jumped into the front row, where the first graders sit! The first graders freaked out, shrieking and crying and running away! Then everybody started freaking out!

“不，”我说。她有什么问题? 火鸡不可爱。企鹅很可爱。 火鸡很丑。如果它们很可爱，我们就不会吃了。 你没见过有人吃企鹅吧? 再说了，如果安德里亚觉得什么东西可爱，那我就不觉得了。 “咕咕，咕咕。” 她现在真的在使劲拍打着翅膀。 火鸡很奇怪。他们不会飞。 如果你不会飞，做鸟还有什么意义? 那就像一条不会游泳的鱼。 Gobbles很可能因为感恩节快到了而心烦意乱。 如果我是一只火鸡，我也会讨厌感恩节。 “我会和你做笔交易，”总是和我们做交易的克鲁茨说。 “如果每个班都能创造一个美丽的感恩节表演，我就嫁给Gobbles。” 哇!看到克鲁茨先生娶一只火鸡一定很酷。 这比他亲吻一头猪的嘴唇还要精彩。 每个人都疯了，欢呼着，跺着脚。 高布尔似乎不喜欢这么吵。 她开始大声地吃东西。 然后她吓坏了，离开了克鲁茨先生!Gobbles跑下了舞台!她跳到第一排，一年级学生坐的地方!一年级的学生吓坏了，尖叫着，哭着，跑开了!然后每个人都开始惊慌失措!

"Run for your lives!" shouted Neil the nude kid. "There's a wild turkey on the loose!" All the kids were screaming and running and crashing into each other. You should have been there! And you'll never believe who came into the all-purpose room at that very moment. It was Dr. Carbles, the president of the Board of Education! I always thought Mr. Klutz was important, like he was the king of the school. But if Mr. Klutz is like the king of the school, then Dr. Carbles is like the king of the world. He probably sits on a throne and has servants fan him with big feathers. I saw that in a movie once. "KLUTZ!" he hollered. "What's the meaning of this? Why is it that every time I come to this school, you're in some weird costume and the students are running around like lunatics?" "It's just a little discipline problem, sir," Mr. Klutz said as he chased Gobbles around. "I'm going to put Gobbles in detention."

“逃命!”裸体小孩尼尔喊道。 “有一只野火鸡跑出来了!”所有的孩子都尖叫着，跑着，撞在一起。 你应该去的!你绝对不会相信是谁在那一刻走进了多功能室。 是卡伯斯博士，教育委员会主席!我一直认为克鲁茨先生很重要，就像他是学校的国王一样。 但如果克鲁茨先生是学校的国王，那么。 Carbles就像世界之王。 他可能坐在宝座上，让仆人用大羽毛给他扇风。 我在电影里看过一次。 “笨手笨脚的!”“这是什么意思?” 为什么每次我来这所学校，你都穿着奇怪的服装，学生们像疯子一样跑来跑去?”“这只是一个小小的纪律问题，先生，”克鲁茨一边追着高宝们跑一边说。 “我要把高布尔关禁闭。”

"Don't you have any sense, Klutz?" shouted Dr. Carbles. "We have enough discipline problems with the children. Why would you bring a turkey to school?" "To marry it," somebody said. That's when Gobbles went berserk. She crashed into Dr. Carbles and knocked him down! "That's it, Klutz!" Dr. Carbles yelled. "You're FIRED!"

“你有脑子吗，克鲁茨?” Carbles。“我们对孩子的管教问题已经够多了。 你为什么要带火鸡来学校?”“和它结婚，”有人说。 就在这时，Gobbles发疯了。 她撞到了卡伯斯医生，把他撞倒了!“就是这样，克鲁茨!”博士。 Carbles喊道。“你被解雇了!”