1 Ch1-Squanto and Pocahontas

Chapter 1 Squanto and Pocahontas My name is A.J. and I hate school. Do you know what the only good part of school is? The end of it, at three o'clock, when we get to go home! But at the end of school this one day in November, we weren't allowed to go home at three. The school secretary, Mrs. Patty, made an announcement that everybody had to go to the all-purpose room. (That's a room we use for all purposes, so it has the perfect name.) Bummer in the summer! So we were sitting there, bored out of our minds, when suddenly two American Indians came running down the aisle! They were wearing feathers and head-dresses. They jumped onto the stage, whooping and hollering. But they couldn't fool us. We knew exactly who they were. "It's Mrs. Roopy!" yelled my friend Michael, who never ties his shoes. Mrs. Roopy is our librarian. "And Mr. Klutz!" yelled my friend Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food. Mr. Klutz is our principal, and he has no hair. "Klutz?" said Mr. Klutz. "Never heard of him. I am Squanto, a Patuxet Indian who helped the Pilgrims survive their first years in America."

第一章斯匡托和波卡洪塔斯我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。你知道学校唯一好的地方是什么吗? 结束了，在三点，当我们回家的时候!但是在11月的一天，放学后，我们不允许在三点回家。 学校秘书帕蒂夫人宣布，所有人都必须到多功能教室去。 (这是一个我们什么都用的房间，所以它有一个完美的名字。)夏天的流浪者!我们坐在那里，无聊极了，突然两个美洲印第安人从过道跑过来!他们戴着羽毛和头饰。 他们跳上舞台，大喊大叫。 但他们骗不了我们。 我们知道他们是谁。 “是鲁比太太!”我的朋友迈克尔喊道，他从来不系鞋带。 鲁比太太是我们的图书管理员。 “还有克鲁茨先生!”我的朋友瑞安喊道，他什么都吃，甚至不是食物的东西。 克鲁茨先生是我们的校长，他没有头发。 “克鲁兹?”克鲁兹说。“从来没听说过他。 我是斯匡托，一个帕图西特印第安人，我帮助清教徒在美洲的最初几年度过了难关。”

"And I am Pocahontas," said Mrs. Roopy. "I helped the English colonists when they arrived in Virginia in 1607." Mrs. Roopy always dresses up like somebody else. She never admits she's the librarian. Mrs. Roopy is loopy. "Thanksgiving is coming up," said Mr. Klutz. "To celebrate, we want to introduce you to a friend of ours." They went behind the curtain, and you'll never believe in a million hundred years who they brought out onstage with them. I'm not going to tell you. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. But you have to read the next chapter. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you.

“我是波卡洪塔斯。”鲁比太太说。 “1607年英国殖民者到达弗吉尼亚时，我帮助过他们。” 鲁比太太总是打扮得像别人一样。 她从不承认她是图书管理员。 鲁比太太是疯了。“感恩节快到了，”克鲁茨说。 “为了庆祝，我们想把你介绍给我们的一个朋友。” 他们走到幕后，你永远也不会相信他们把谁带到了舞台上。 我不会告诉你的。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 但你得读下一章。 所以不，不，不，不。