13 Ch13-The Moral of the Story

Chapter 13 The Moral of the Story We were all pretty bummed that Mrs. Robo-Yonkers exploded. Especially Mrs. Yonkers. All of us kids gathered around to hug her. And that's when the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. Somebody walked into the computer lab, and you'll never believe in a million hundred years who it was. I'm not going to tell you. Okay, okay. I'll tell you. It was Speedy the turtle! "Speedy!" yelled Mrs. Yonkers. "You came back!" She picked up Speedy and hugged him and kissed his shell. We were all so happy to see him, no one seemed to care anymore that Mrs. Robo-Yonkers exploded. If you ask me, Mrs. Yonkers loved Speedy more than she loved Mrs. Robo-Yonkers anyway.

第13章故事的寓意罗布-扬克斯太太爆发了，我们都很难过。 尤其是扬克斯太太。我们所有的孩子都围过来拥抱她。 就在那时，世界历史上最神奇的事情发生了。 有人走进计算机实验室，你永远也不会相信那是谁。 我不会告诉你的。 好吧,好吧。我来告诉你。 原来是乌龟斯皮迪!“斯皮迪!”扬克斯太太喊道。 “你回来了!”她抱起斯皮蒂，拥抱他，亲吻他的龟壳。 我们都很高兴见到他，似乎没有人再关心机器人-扬克斯太太爆炸了。 要我说，反正扬克斯太太爱飞毛腿胜过爱机器人扬克斯太太。

Well, the moral of the story is... that there is no moral of the story. Who decided that stories have to have morals anyway? Sometimes weird stuff just happens for no good reason. Especially at my weird school. Maybe Mrs. Yonkers will be able to build a new robot clone. Maybe she'll make a million dollars from the Junk Food Transformer. Or maybe she'll make a computer that you plug into your head so we don't have to go to school anymore. Maybe she'll stop writing e-mails to herself. Maybe Emily will stop falling down and Andrea will stop being so annoying. Maybe I'll find a way to live in a world without junk food. Maybe we'll travel through time to the 21st century. But it won't be easy!

这个故事的寓意是…… 这个故事没有任何寓意。 是谁决定故事必须有道德的? 有时候奇怪的事情就是无缘无故地发生。 尤其是在我那所奇怪的学校。 也许扬克斯夫人能造出一个新的克隆机器人。 也许她会从垃圾食品变形金刚中赚到一百万美元。 或者她会做一台可以插在头上的电脑，这样我们就不用再去学校了。 也许她会停止给自己写电子邮件。 也许艾米丽不会再跌倒，安德里亚也不会那么烦人了。 也许我会找到一种方法生活在一个没有垃圾食品的世界。 也许我们会穿越时空到21世纪。 但这并不容易!