12 Ch12-One Way to Handle a Sub

Chapter 12 One Way to Handle a Sub "Everyone stay calm!" yelled the beautiful Mrs. Cooney. "Mrs. Yonkers is on her way over. She'll know what to do." Mrs. Cooney put a bag of ice on Emily's head, while Mrs. Robo-Yonkers chased Dr. Carbles around the computer lab. Finally Mrs. Yonkers arrived with her cheese head. "What's the big emergency?" she asked. "Your robot clone is crazy!" yelled Mr. Klutz. "Help!" yelled Dr. Carbles. "She's trying to kill me!" "Oh dear," said Mrs. Yonkers. "I guess I still have to work out some of the bugs." "How do we stop her?" cried Mrs. Cooney. "There's only one thing to do," Mrs. Yonkers said as she pulled a remote control out of her pocket. "I must destroy Mrs. Robo-Yonkers. Everybody stand back." Mrs. Robo-Yonkers had Dr. Carbles pinned against the whiteboard. We all hid our eyes. I waited for the sound of the explosion.

“大家保持冷静!”美丽的库尼太太喊道。 “扬克斯太太正在过来的路上。 她知道该怎么做。”库尼太太在爱米丽的头上放了一袋冰，而机器人-扬克斯太太则在追赶医生。 在计算机实验室闲逛。 最后，扬克斯太太带着她的奶酪头来了。 “有什么要紧事?”她问。 “你的克隆机器人太疯狂了!” “救命!”卡伯斯医生喊道。 “她想杀了我!”“哦，天哪，”扬克斯太太说。 “我想我还需要解决一些问题。” “我们怎么阻止她?”库尼太太叫道。 “只有一件事要做，”扬克斯太太边说边从口袋里掏出一个遥控器。 “我必须毁掉罗博-扬克斯太太。 大家都退后。”罗博-扬克斯太太生了个医生。 钉在白板上的电缆。 我们都遮住了眼睛。我等待着爆炸声。

But nothing happened. The only sound I heard was Mrs. Yonkers crying. "I can't do it," Mrs. Yonkers sobbed as she handed the remote control to Mrs. Cooney. "Here, you do it. Push the button marked SELF-DESTRUCT." Dr. Carbles crawled between Mrs. Robo-Yonkers's legs and ran away. Mrs. Cooney pushed the button. One second... Two seconds... Three seconds... "DUCK!" I shouted. BAM! There was a big explosion. Pieces of Mrs. Robo-Yonkers went flying everywhere. Her head landed on top of the flagpole in the corner of the computer lab. "I'll be back," the head said. And then it fell into the garbage can. It was a real Kodak moment. You should have been there! And we got to see it live and in person.

但是什么也没发生。我只听到扬克斯太太的哭声。 “我做不到，”扬克斯太太抽泣着把遥控器递给库尼太太。 “给，你来吧。按下标有自毁的按钮。” 卡伯斯医生爬到机器人扬克斯太太的两腿之间跑开了。 库尼太太按下了按钮。 一秒……两秒…… 三秒……“鸭!”我叫道。 砰!发生了一场大爆炸。 机器人扬克斯夫人的碎片飞得到处都是。 她的头落在计算机实验室角落里的旗杆上。 “我会回来的，”校长说。 然后它掉进了垃圾桶。 这是一个真正的柯达时刻。 你应该去的!而且我们还能亲眼看到。

When it was all over, Mrs. Yonkers was sitting on the floor, crying. "Boo hoo," she cried. "I created Mrs. Robo-Yonkers with my bare hands. I'm sorry. I didn't mean for all this to happen." We told Mrs. Yonkers it wasn't her fault that her clone went crazy and attacked the president of the Board of Education. And that's when Little Miss Big Mouth had to open her trap. "It's all Arlo's fault," said Andrea. "If he hadn't said all those weird sentences to Mrs. Robo-Yonkers, none of this would have happened. You killed her, Arlo!" "No, I didn't kill her," I said as I pointed at Mrs. Cooney. "Twas beauty that killed the beast."

一切结束后，扬克斯太太坐在地板上哭了起来。 “嘘，”她叫道。“我徒手创造了机器人扬克斯夫人。 我很抱歉。我不是故意让这一切发生的。” 我们告诉扬克斯夫人，她的克隆体发疯了，袭击了教育委员会主席，这不是她的错。 这时，大嘴小姐不得不打开她的陷阱。 “这都是阿乐的错。”安德烈说。 “要不是他对罗博-扬克斯太太说了那么多奇怪的话，这一切都不会发生。 你杀了她，阿乐!”“不，我没有杀她，”我指着库尼太太说。 “是美杀死了野兽。”