疯狂的学校 · 17 Miss Suki is Kooky
Chapter 8 Dumb Questions We all clapped and cheered again for Miss Suki. You're supposed to clap at the end of an assembly because you're so happy that it's over. That was wonderful, said Mrs. Roopy. Does anybody have any questions? You're a great arthur! some kid yelled.
我们又一次为苏琪小姐鼓掌欢呼。 你应该在集会结束时鼓掌,因为你很高兴它结束了。 “太棒了,”鲁比太太说。 有人有问题吗? 你是一个伟大的亚瑟!有个孩子喊道。
Thank you! Miss Suki said. But I think you mean author. I like animals! another kid shouted. Those are not questions, Mrs. Roopy said. Remember, we talked about the difference between questions and stories. The kid who said I like animals raised his hand again. Miss Suki let him have another chance to ask a question. Did you know that I like animals? the kid asked. I didn't know that, said Miss Suki. Can I have your autograph? some other kid yelled. Actually, I just signed four hundred books in the library, Miss Suki said. I'm pretty tired.
谢谢你!苏琪小姐说。 但我想你指的是作者。 我喜欢动物!另一个孩子喊道。 那些不是问题,鲁比太太说。 记住,我们讨论过问题和故事的区别。 那个说我喜欢动物的孩子又举起了手。 苏琪小姐让他再问一个问题。 你知道我喜欢动物吗? 孩子问。“我不知道,”苏琪小姐说。 能给我签个名吗? 另一个孩子喊道。“事实上,我刚刚在图书馆签了四百本书,”苏琪小姐说。 我很累了。
All right! I said. She'll sign autographs! Will you sign my cast? some kid yelled. Will you sign my shirt? Will you sign my head? Mrs. Roopy jumped up and told us that Miss Suki only had time to answer questions, not sign autographs. So everyone started waving their hands in the air.
好吧!我说。她会签名的!你能在我的石膏上签名吗? 有个孩子喊道。你能在我的衬衫上签名吗? 你能在我头上签名吗?鲁比太太跳起来告诉我们,苏琪小姐只有时间回答问题,没有时间签名。 于是每个人都开始在空中挥舞他们的手。
What's your favorite color? What's your favorite food? What's your favorite football team? What's your favorite Life Savers flavor? What's your favorite reality TV show? It looked like Miss Suki was getting tired of answering questions. But if we stopped asking questions, we'd have to go to math. So everyone kept asking questions. Will you write a book about us? Did you come here in a limousine? Can I go to the bathroom? When do we get our pictures taken? How much money do you make?
你最喜欢什么颜色? 你最喜欢的食物是什么? 你最喜欢哪个足球队? 你最喜欢的救生员口味是什么? 你最喜欢的电视真人秀是什么? 苏琪小姐似乎厌倦了回答问题。 但如果我们不再问问题,我们就得去学数学了。 所以每个人都在问问题。 你会写一本关于我们的书吗? 你是坐豪华轿车来的吗? 我可以去洗手间吗?我们什么时候照相? 你挣多少钱?
How old are you? Mrs. Roopy slapped herself on the forehead. How old do you think I am? asked Miss Suki, putting her hands on her hips. Eighty? someone guessed. Miss Suki looked mad. Mrs. Roopy jumped up to tell us there was no more time for questions. I'm forty! Miss Suki said as we were leaving the all-purpose room. She had on a mean face. I guess she didn't like our questions very much.
你多大了?鲁比太太拍了拍自己的前额。 你以为我多大了? 苏琪小姐把手放在腰上,问道。 八十年?有人猜测。苏琪小姐看上去很生气。 鲁比太太跳起来告诉我们没有时间提问了。 我四十了!当我们离开多功能房间时,苏琪小姐说。 她长着一张刻薄的脸。我猜她不太喜欢我们的问题。
