3 Ch3-I Hate Andrea and She Hates Me

Chapter 3 I Hate Andrea and She Hates Me Miss Daisy, please come to the office, Mr. Klutz said over the loudspeaker a few days later. Oh, by the way, Picture Day and Author Day are both going to be two weeks from Friday. So we will be killing two birds with one stone, you might say. Thank you for your attention.

第三章我恨安德里亚，她恨我黛西小姐，请到办公室来，几天后，克鲁茨先生通过扩音器说。 哦，顺便说一下，绘画日和作家日都是从星期五算起的两周。 你可能会说，这样我们就一举两得了。 谢谢您的关注。

Killing birds is mean! said Emily. It's just an expression, dumbhead, I told her. Killing two birds with one stone means doing two things at once. I knew that, Emily lied. She looked like she was going to cry, as usual. Miss Daisy was still in the office. Andrea and Emily pulled those fake makeup kits out of their desks again. They were looking in these little round mirrors and fussing with their hair. You look fabulous, Emily, said Andrea. No, you look fabulous, Andrea, said Emily. What do you think I should wear for Picture Day? asked Andrea. My blue

杀鸟是卑鄙的!艾米丽说。 “这只是一种表达，笨蛋，”我告诉她。 一石二鸟的意思是同时做两件事。 我知道艾米丽撒谎了她看起来像往常一样要哭了。 黛西小姐还在办公室里。 安德里亚和艾米丽又把假化妆包从桌子里拿出来了。 他们看着这些小圆镜，揉着头发。 你看起来美极了，爱米丽，安德烈说。 “不，你看起来棒极了，安德里亚，”爱米丽说。 你觉得拍照日我该穿什么? 安德里亚问道。我的蓝色

skirt or the red one with the boat on it? Oh, definitely the blue one, Emily said. It brings out your eyes. I think I need more lipstick, said Andrea. I need to moisturize, said Emily. Ugh, I said. What is your problem? I thought I was gonna throw up. We're making ourselves pretty, Andrea told me. That's good, I replied, because you couldn't make yourselves any uglier. You're mean! said Emily. Why don't you just put paper bags over your heads so we don't have to look at you? I suggested. Very funny, Arlo, said Andrea. When

裙子还是那条有船的红色裙子? “哦，肯定是蓝色的，”艾米丽说。 它能衬托出你的眼睛。我想我需要更多的口红，安德里亚说。 “我需要保湿，”艾米丽说。 啊，我说。你怎么了? 我以为我要吐了。 我们在美化自己，安德里亚告诉我。 “那很好，”我回答，“因为你们不能让自己更丑了。” 你的意思是!艾米丽说。你为什么不把纸袋套在头上这样我们就不用看你了? 我建议。“真有趣，阿乐。”安德烈说。 当

I'm a teenager, I'm going to put on real makeup, and I'll be even more beautiful. Then you'll ask me out on a date, and I'll say I'm busy because I don't want to hurt your feelings by telling you that I don't like you. Why can't a truck full of makeup fall on Andrea's head? I hate her. Oooooh! said Ryan. A.J. is going to ask Andrea out on a date when they're teenagers. That means they're in love! When are you gonna get married? asked Michael. Just then, Miss Daisy

我是一个青少年，我要化上真正的妆，我会变得更漂亮。 然后你会约我出去，我会说我很忙，因为我不想告诉你我不喜欢你，伤害你的感情。 为什么一卡车化妆品不能砸到安德里亚的头上? 我恨她。哇!瑞恩说。 a。j。要约安德里亚在他们十几岁的时候出去约会。 这意味着他们相爱了!你打算什么时候结婚? 迈克尔问道。就在这时，黛西小姐

rushed back from the office. Guess what? she said. I was going to answer by shouting Your butt! Any time somebody says Guess what, you have to say Your butt. That's the first rule of being a kid. But Miss Daisy is a grown-up, and grown-ups get angry when you say butt. Nobody knows why. What? we all shouted. We got a letter from Miss Suki!

从办公室匆匆赶回来。 你猜怎么着?她说。我本来要大喊一声你的屁股!每次有人说你猜怎么着，你得说你的屁股。 这是当孩子的第一准则。 但是黛西小姐是个成年人，当你说屁股的时候，大人会生气的。 没人知道为什么。怎么啦？我们都喊了起来。 我们收到苏琪小姐的一封信!