12 Ch12-Author Visits Are Fun!

Chapter 12 Author Visits Are Fun! Sorry I missed the assembly, he said. What's going on here, Klutz? Why are you dressed up in that weird costume? Why is it that every time I visit this school, there's a disturbance? No reason to be alarmed, sir, said Mr. Klutz. Just a minor problem with a raptor. Raptor?! exclaimed Dr. Carbles.

第十二章拜访作者很有趣!很抱歉我错过了集会，他说。 发生什么事了，笨蛋? 你为什么穿这么奇怪的衣服? 为什么每次我来这所学校，都有骚乱? “没有必要惊慌，先生，”克鲁茨先生说。 只是迅猛龙出了点小问题。 猛禽? !卡伯斯博士叫道。

Didn't one of them rip some guy's head off in Jurassic Park? Be careful! begged Miss Suki. He's my baby! You gave birth to a raptor? asked Dr. Carbles. Just then, Rappy came down from the ceiling and started swooping around the gym again. Everyone was ducking and screaming. Stand back! shouted Mr. Klutz, as he waved the catcher's mitt around to attract Rappy's attention. Come on, Rappy. Be a good boy. Come to Papa! I think Mr. Klutz was waving the catcher's mitt around a little too fast.

他们不是在侏罗纪公园里把一个人的头扯下来了吗? 小心!苏琪小姐恳求道。 他是我的宝贝!你生了一只猛禽? 卡伯斯医生问。就在这时，拉皮从天花板上下来，又开始在体育馆周围飞来飞去。 每个人都在躲避和尖叫。 向后站!克鲁茨喊道，一边挥舞着接球手的手套，以吸引拉皮的注意。 来吧，拉皮。做个好孩子。 到爸爸这儿来!我觉得克鲁茨先生挥舞接球手的手套有点太快了。

Because while he was waving it, Emily's mirror fell out. It hit the floor and broke into a million hundred little pieces. Oh, no! everybody yelled. Mr. Klutz looked at Miss Suki. Miss Suki looked at Miss Daisy. Miss Daisy looked at Mrs. Roopy. Mrs. Roopy looked at the photographer. Everybody was looking at everybody else. Suddenly Rappy went really crazy and started flying even faster around the gym. Then he must have spotted the shiny letters on the Blueberry Award, because he dive-bombed straight toward Mr. Klutz! Mr. Klutz didn't know what to say! He

因为他在挥舞的时候，艾米丽的镜子掉了。 它摔在地板上，碎成了无数个小碎片。 哦,不!每个人都喊。克鲁茨先生看着苏琪小姐。 苏琪小姐看着黛西小姐。 黛西小姐看着鲁比太太。 鲁比太太看着摄影师。 每个人都看着别人。 突然，拉皮发疯了，开始在健身房飞得更快了。 然后他一定是看到了蓝莓奖上闪闪发光的字母，因为他直接冲向了克鲁茨先生!克鲁茨先生不知道该说什么!他

didn't know what to do! He had to think fast! Just before Rappy would have rammed into him, Mr. Klutz held up the Blueberry Award.

不知道该怎么办!他必须快速思考!就在拉皮要撞到他之前，克鲁茨先生举起了蓝莓奖。

Wham! Rappy slammed right into it and broke it in half! Oooooh, that had to hurt! Rappy got it right on the kisser! It was awesome. A real Kodak moment. Luckily the photographer was snapping pictures the whole time. Hooray for Mr. Klutz! we all shouted. Everybody was cheering. Well, everybody except for Miss Suki, who was on her knees, sobbing. Rappy didn't look too happy either. In fact, it looked like he might be dead. He was on the floor with his legs in the air, twitching. Is that what Mr. Klutz meant by killing two birds with one stone? Ryan asked.

哇!拉皮撞了进去，把它撞成了两半!哦，那一定很痛!拉皮吻得很对!太棒了。 一个真正的柯达时刻。幸运的是，摄影师一直在拍照。 为克鲁茨先生欢呼!我们都喊了起来。 每个人都在欢呼。嗯，除了苏琪小姐，每个人都跪在地上哭泣。 拉皮看起来也不太高兴。 事实上，看起来他可能已经死了。 他躺在地板上，双腿悬在空中，抽搐着。 这就是克鲁茨先生所说的一石二鸟吗? 瑞恩问道。

He's dead! Miss Suki cried. You killed my baby! He's not dead, Mr. Klutz assured her. He's just... resting. Does this mean that Rappy is still endangered? asked Michael. Or is he extinct now? I don't know, I said. He smells fine to me. You're a bunch of monsters! Miss Suki shouted as she scooped Rappy off

他死了!苏琪小姐哭了。 你杀了我的孩子!他没死，克鲁茨先生向她保证。 他只是……休息。这是否意味着拉皮仍然濒临灭绝? 迈克尔问道。或者他现在已经灭绝了? 我不知道，我说。我觉得他很好闻。 你们是一群怪物!苏琪小姐一边喊一边把拉皮抱起来