疯狂的学校 · 17 Miss Suki is Kooky
Chapter 10 Say Cheese! We walked Miss Suki to the gym. Mrs. Roopy brought along the Blueberry Award. Miss Suki, I've read all your books, said Andrea, who never misses the chance to brownnose a grown-up, and I have a question. What is it? Well, in The Reluctant Rhino, you
第十章说奶酪!我们送苏琪小姐去健身房。 鲁比太太带来了蓝莓奖。 “苏琪小姐,我读过你所有的书,”安德烈说,她从不放过拍大人马屁的机会,“我有一个问题。 这是什么?在《不情愿的犀牛》里,你
wrote that Ricky the Rhino ate a fish for lunch. But I looked it up in my encyclopedia, and rhinos are vegetarians. They're animal doctors? I asked. No, dumbhead, Andrea said. That's a veterinarian. A vegetarian doesn't eat meat. Rhinos are vegetarians, so a rhino wouldn't eat a fish. It would too, I said. It would not, Andrea said. We went back and forth like that for a while. Then I came up with a genius idea to win the argument. A rhino that went to medical school could be a veterinarian, I said. And veterinarians can eat meat. So there! Nah-nah-nah boo-boo on Andrea. In
写到犀牛瑞奇午餐吃了一条鱼。 但是我在百科全书里查了一下,犀牛是素食者。 他们是动物医生?我问。 “不,笨蛋,”安德烈说。 那是兽医。素食者不吃肉。 犀牛是素食者,所以犀牛不会吃鱼。 我说,它也会的。不会的,安德烈说。 我们这样来来回回聊了一会儿。 然后我想出了一个天才的主意来赢得这场争论。 我说,上过医学院的犀牛可能会成为一名兽医。 兽医可以吃肉。 所以在那里!不不不,安德里亚。 在
her face! No wonder they put me in the gifted and talented program. Is that true? Miss Suki asked. She looked all upset. Rhinos are vegetarians? That ruins my whole story! Then Miss Suki started crying again. Man, what is her problem? That lady cries more than Emily. When we got to the gym, the photographer lined us up in ABC order. The girls were frantically combing their hair and putting on bracelets and necklaces and earrings and all kinds of other girly stuff. I can't believe girls poke holes in their ears and hang gold things all over themselves like they're Christmas trees. What's
她的脸!难怪他们把我分到天才班。 这是真的吗?苏琪小姐问。 她看上去心烦意乱。犀牛是素食者? 这毁了我的整个故事!然后苏琪小姐又哭了起来。 伙计,她怎么了?那位女士比艾米丽哭得还多。 当我们到达体育馆时,摄影师让我们按ABC顺序排好队。 女孩们疯狂地梳头,戴上手镯、项链、耳环和其他各种女孩子的东西。 我真不敢相信女孩子们会在耳朵上戳洞,还把金东西挂在身上,就像圣诞树一样。 是什么
up with that? My mother said she would put my picture on our refrigerator, Andrea told us. So, does she put food on her camera? I asked. Oh, snap! said Ryan. Me and the guys made funny faces when our pictures were taken. But the photographer got mad
同意吗?安德里亚告诉我们,妈妈说她会把我的照片贴在冰箱上。 她会把食物拍下来吗? 我问。哦,提前!瑞恩说。 我和其他人拍照时做鬼脸。 但是摄影师生气了
and made us do them over again. Finally it was time to take a picture of the whole class. The photographer lined us up in three rows on the bleachers. I had to stand next to Emily. Miss Daisy stood in the back row on the left side, and Miss Suki stood on the right side. Hey, can Rappy be in the picture, too? I asked. That would be cool. Rappy's had a long day, Miss Suki replied. I think he needs to rest. Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Well, okay, said Miss Suki. I tell you, it works every time. Miss Suki took Rappy out of the mystery
让我们再做一遍。 最后是给全班拍一张照片的时候了。 摄影师让我们在露天看台上排成三排。 我不得不站在艾米丽旁边。 黛西小姐站在后排的左边,苏琪小姐站在右边。 拉皮也能在照片里吗? 我问。那太酷了。 拉皮今天很累,苏琪小姐回答。 我想他需要休息。好吗? 好吗?好吗?好吗?好吗? 好吗?好吗?好吗?好吗? “好吧,”苏琪小姐说。 我告诉你,这招每次都管用。 苏琪小姐把拉皮带出了这个谜
box and put him on her finger. Rappy turned his head around slowly to look at everybody. It was cool, but a little scary, too. He looked like he was searching for something or someone to eat. I'm glad we didn't have any pigeons or ducks in the gym. Don't worry, Miss Suki said. Rappy wouldn't hurt a fly. Emily pulled out her little mirror to fix her hair one last time. Okay, said the photographer. Is everybody ready? Say cheese'!
把他放在她的手指上。 拉皮慢慢地转过头来看着大家。 很酷,但也有点吓人。 他看起来像是在找什么东西或什么人吃。 我很高兴体育馆里没有鸽子和鸭子。 “别担心,”苏琪小姐说。 拉皮连一只苍蝇都不会伤害。 艾米丽拿出小镜子,最后一次整理头发。 好吧,摄影师说。 大家都准备好了吗?说奶酪!
