12 Ch12-A Real Live Poet Who Isn't Dead

Chapter 12 A Real Live Poet Who Isn't Dead First this weird purple smoke started pouring onto the stage. Next the sound of drums started pounding out of the speakers. Then the lights went out and laser beams started shooting all over the place in different colors. The drums got louder! The lights got

第12章一个没有死的真正活着的诗人首先，一股奇怪的紫色烟雾开始涌上舞台。 接着，喇叭里响起了鼓声。 然后灯熄灭了，激光束开始射得到处都是不同的颜色。 鼓声更响了!灯火通明

brighter! Then this guy ran onto the stage. He had on a baseball cap, and he was wearing this long purple cape with sequins all over it. He had on sunglasses too, even though he was indoors. It was Mr. Hynde, our old music teacher!

光明的!然后这个人跑上了舞台。 他戴着一顶棒球帽，穿着一件满是亮片的紫色斗篷。 他也戴着墨镜，尽管他在室内。 是海德先生，我们以前的音乐老师!

He quit after he went on that TV show American Idol and became a famous rapper! He's not a poet! Andrea complained. Yo! Yo! Yo! Mr. Hynde shouted. Let's get down and get funky! 'Cause I'm so hunky! Let's all do the monkey! Mr. Hynde did a monkey break dance move, spinning on his head. Then he got up and started rapping again: It's good to be back at the Ella Mentry shack. This school is whack, like water off a duck's back. Quack, quack, quack, quack!

他参加了电视节目《美国偶像》后就辞职了，成为了一名著名的说唱歌手!他不是诗人!安德里亚抱怨道。 哟!哟!哟!海德先生喊道。 让我们下来，变得时髦起来!因为我太帅了!让我们一起做猴子!海德先生做了一个猴子霹雳舞动作，头顶旋转。 然后他站起来，又开始说唱起来:回到艾拉·门特里小屋真好。 这所学校很糟糕，就像鸭子背上的水一样。 嘎嘎，嘎嘎，嘎嘎，嘎嘎!

Everybody went crazy! Mr. Hynde started hitting Mr. Klutz's bald head like a bongo drum while he sang a rap version of Green Eggs and Ham. Mr. Hynde is out of his mind! Ms. Coco started dancing around like a nutcase. All the kids got up and started dancing too. Except for me. I was afraid all that money was going to fall out of my pockets. It was great to see Mr. Hynde again. After the assembly he gave us autographs and copies of his new CD. Then we had to go back to class. It was almost time for the three o'clock bell to ring. Everybody was tired from all that

每个人都疯了!海德开始像敲手鼓一样敲打克鲁茨的光头，同时他唱起了饶舌歌曲《绿鸡蛋和火腿》(Sion of Green Eggs and Ham)。 海德先生疯了!Ms。 可可开始像个疯子一样跳舞。 所有的孩子都站起来开始跳舞。 除了我。我担心所有的钱会从我的口袋里掉出来。 很高兴再次见到海德先生。 集会结束后，他给了我们一些自动拍照的照片和几张他的新CD。 然后我们就得回去上课了。 差不多到了三点钟的铃响的时候了。 每个人都因为这一切而疲惫不堪

dancing. Ryan and Michael looked like they were about to faint. What's the matter, boys? asked Miss Daisy. You don't look very well. I'm hungry, Michael said. I'm starving, Ryan said. Didn't you boys eat lunch? asked Miss Daisy. We didn't have any money, said Neil the nude kid. Why not? asked Miss Daisy. Michael looked at me. Ryan looked at me. Neil the nude kid looked at me. All the boys were looking at me. That's when the most horrible thing in the history of the world happened. I

跳舞。瑞安和迈克尔看起来都要晕倒了。 怎么了，孩子们?黛西小姐问。 你脸色不太好。“我饿了，”迈克尔说。 “我饿死了，”瑞恩说。你们几个没吃午饭吗? 黛西小姐问。“我们没有钱，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 为什么不呢?黛西小姐问。 迈克尔看着我。瑞恩看着我。 尼尔，那个裸体小孩看着我。 所有的男孩都看着我。 就在那时，世界历史上最可怕的事情发生了。 我