疯狂的学校 · 15 Mr. Macky Is Wacky

4 Ch4-Abraham Lincoln's Face

Chapter 4 Abraham Lincoln's Face Who can tell us something about the real Abraham Lincoln? Miss Daisy asked after Mr. Macky left with his hat and beard. Lincoln rhymes with stinkin', I said. True.... Abraham Lincoln's face is on the penny, said Andrea.

第4章亚伯拉罕·林肯的脸谁能告诉我们一些关于真实的亚伯拉罕·林肯的事? 麦基先生拿着帽子和胡子离开后,黛西小姐问道。 林肯和臭押韵,我说。 真正的…亚伯拉罕·林肯的脸印在硬币上,安德烈说。

That's right! said Miss Daisy. Andrea looked all proud of herself. I hate her. He should take that penny off his face, I said. No, Andrea said, I mean his face is on the penny. How did he hold the penny on his face? Ryan asked. With glue? That's disgusting, said Michael. I wouldn't put glue on my face. He was probably trying to cover up his pimples, I told them. When my big sister has pimples, she won't even go outside.

这是正确的!黛西小姐说。 安德烈显得非常自豪。 我恨她。他应该把那便士从脸上拿下来,我说。 不,安德里亚说,我是说他的脸印在硬币上了。 他是怎么把硬币放在脸上的? 瑞恩问道。与胶水吗?“太恶心了,”迈克尔说。 我不会在脸上涂胶水的。 我告诉他们,他可能是想掩盖他的痘痘。 当我姐姐长了痘痘时,她甚至不愿出门。

Enough chitchat, said Miss Daisy, clapping her hands again. Let's look at our crazy pets now. I still say Abraham Lincoln was weird to put pennies on his face. We took some of the animals out of their cages and looked at them. Ryan told us about his hermit crab. Hermit crabs are really boring. They don't do anything! You can hardly even tell when they die, because they do the same stuff

“别闲聊了,”黛西小姐说,又拍了拍手。 现在让我们来看看我们疯狂的宠物。 我还是觉得亚伯拉罕·林肯把硬币放在脸上很奇怪。 我们把一些动物从笼子里拿出来观察它们。 瑞恩跟我们说了他的寄居蟹。 寄居蟹真的很无聊。 他们什么都不做!你甚至不知道他们什么时候死,因为他们做同样的事情

dead that they did when they were alive. Nothing! Hermit crabs are weird. Annette told us about her bird. It was boring too, because it didn't talk or anything. The only cool birds are the ones that talk. Neil the nude kid told us about his ferret. He said ferrets have really bad eyesight and they poop when they get excited. We all said we'd try not to get Mr. Wiggles excited. Everybody thought he was cool, even if he looked sort of disgusting. Emily said she's allergic to the ferret's fur. It makes her cough and rub her eyes. Ferrets are gross, anyway, she said.

他们活着的时候就死了。 没有什么!寄居蟹很奇怪。 安妮特给我们讲了她的鸟。 它也很无聊,因为它不会说话什么的。 唯一酷的鸟是会说话的。 裸男尼尔跟我们说了他的雪貂。 他说雪貂的视力很差,它们一兴奋就会拉屎。 我们都说过尽量不让威格斯先生激动。 每个人都觉得他很酷,即使他看起来有点恶心。 艾米丽说她对雪貂的毛过敏。 它使她咳嗽,揉眼睛。 不管怎样,雪貂很恶心,她说。

Mr. Wiggles looks like a long rat. I was going to say, So does your face, but Emily would probably run out of the room crying again. Then I'd have to go to the principal's office. Besides, she was right. Mr. Wiggles did look like a long rat. But if you ask me, ferrets are cool. Not as cool as penguins, but they're still cool.

威格斯先生看起来像只长老鼠。 我本来想说,你的脸也是,但艾米丽可能又会哭着跑出房间。 那我就得去校长办公室了。 再说,她是对的。威格斯先生看上去确实像只长老鼠。 但要我说,雪貂很酷。 虽然没有企鹅那么酷,但它们也很酷。

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