2 Ch2-Mr. Macky's Fake Beard

Chapter 2 Mr. Mackay's Fake Beard Hahaha! I knew you'd keep reading! While Andrea was telling us why Presidents' Day was special, this tall, skinny guy walked into the class. He was wearing a dark suit, a big hat, and a really fake beard. And he was holding a can of chicken noodle soup.

It's Abraham Lincoln! shouted Emily, who looked like she just saw a

famous rock star or something. He's my favorite president! I slapped my head. That girl Emily will fall for anything. Abraham Lincoln died like a million hundred years ago, dumbhead! I told her. You're mean! Emily said. Then she started crying and went running out of the room. What a crybaby! All I did was call her a dumbhead, which she is. Everybody knew the guy in the hat and beard was Mr. Macky, the reading spe- cialist at Ella Mentry School. You're Mr. Macky! Neil the nude

kid shouted. No, I'm not, Mr. Macky said in this really fake low voice. The young lady was correct. My name is Abraham Lincoln. When I was a boy, I lived in a log cabin. We were so poor that I had to write on a shovel by candlelight. You're not Abraham Lincoln! we all yelled. You're Mr. Macky! Okay, okay! I thought I could fool you. Mr. Macky pulled off his hat and fake beard and tossed them on the floor. That's when the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. Emily came back in the room!

Well, that wasn't the amazing part. Emily comes back in the room all the time. The amazing part was that when she came back, Emily stepped on Mr. Macky's fake beard.

EEEEEEEEEEEK! she screamed. A rat! Emily slipped and fell. She was on the floor, freaking out. It was hilarious. We were all cracking up. It's not a rat, I told Emily. It's just Mr. Macky's fake beard, dumbhead! Emily started crying and went running out of the room again. She's weird.