2 Ch2-Mr. Macky's Fake Beard

Chapter 2 Mr. Mackay's Fake Beard Hahaha! I knew you'd keep reading! While Andrea was telling us why Presidents' Day was special, this tall, skinny guy walked into the class. He was wearing a dark suit, a big hat, and a really fake beard. And he was holding a can of chicken noodle soup.

第二章麦凯先生的假胡子哈哈哈!我就知道你会继续读下去!当安德里亚在告诉我们为什么总统日是特别的时候，一个又高又瘦的家伙走进了教室。 他穿着深色西装，戴着一顶大帽子，还蓄着假胡子。 他手里拿着一罐鸡汤面。

It's Abraham Lincoln! shouted Emily, who looked like she just saw a

是亚伯拉罕·林肯!艾米丽喊道，她看起来就像看到了一个

famous rock star or something. He's my favorite president! I slapped my head. That girl Emily will fall for anything. Abraham Lincoln died like a million hundred years ago, dumbhead! I told her. You're mean! Emily said. Then she started crying and went running out of the room. What a crybaby! All I did was call her a dumbhead, which she is. Everybody knew the guy in the hat and beard was Mr. Macky, the reading specialist at Ella Mentry School. You're Mr. Macky! Neil the nude

有名的摇滚明星什么的。 他是我最喜欢的总统!我拍了拍我的头。 那个叫艾米丽的女孩什么都爱。 亚伯拉罕·林肯早死了一百万年了，笨蛋!我告诉了她。 你的意思是!艾米丽说。然后她哭了起来，跑出了房间。 真是个爱哭鬼!我只是叫她笨蛋，她确实是。 大家都知道那个戴着帽子、蓄着胡子的人是麦基先生，他是艾拉门特瑞学校的阅读专家。 你是麦基先生!裸体的尼尔

kid shouted. No, I'm not, Mr. Macky said in this really fake low voice. The young lady was correct. My name is Abraham Lincoln. When I was a boy, I lived in a log cabin. We were so poor that I had to write on a shovel by candlelight. You're not Abraham Lincoln! we all yelled. You're Mr. Macky! Okay, okay! I thought I could fool you. Mr. Macky pulled off his hat and fake beard and tossed them on the floor. That's when the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. Emily came back in the room!

孩子喊道。“不，我不是，”麦基先生假装低声说。 这位年轻女士说得对。 我叫亚伯拉罕·林肯。 当我还是个孩子的时候，我住在一个小木屋里。 我们太穷了，我不得不借着烛光在铲子上写字。 你不是亚伯拉罕·林肯!我们都喊了起来。 你是麦基先生!好吧,好吧!我以为我能骗过你。 麦基先生摘下帽子和假胡子，扔在地板上。 就在那时，世界历史上最神奇的事情发生了。 艾米丽又回到房间了!

Well, that wasn't the amazing part. Emily comes back in the room all the time. The amazing part was that when she came back, Emily stepped on Mr. Macky's fake beard.

这还不是最神奇的部分。 艾米丽总是回到房间里。 最神奇的是，当艾米丽回来的时候，她踩到了麦基先生的假胡子。

EEEEEEEEEEEK! she screamed. A rat! Emily slipped and fell. She was on the floor, freaking out. It was hilarious. We were all cracking up. It's not a rat, I told Emily. It's just Mr. Macky's fake beard, dumbhead! Emily started crying and went running out of the room again. She's weird.

EEEEEEEEEEEK !她尖叫起来。 一只老鼠!艾米丽滑倒了。 她躺在地板上，吓坏了。 太搞笑了。我们都笑了。 不是老鼠，我告诉艾米丽。 这只是麦基先生的假胡子，笨蛋!艾米丽又哭了起来，跑出了房间。 她很奇怪。