11 Ch11-President Wiggles, Reporting for Doody

Chapter 11 President Wiggles, Reporting for Doody Well, we searched all over the school, but we just couldn't find President Wiggles. When we finally returned to our class, everybody was looking around the room. President Wiggles could be anywhere. Poor Neil the nude kid was really upset. If his ferret was lost, his parents were going

第十一章威格斯校长为杜迪做报告我们找遍了学校，就是找不到威格斯校长。 当我们终于回到教室时，每个人都在环顾四周。 威格斯总统可能在任何地方。 可怜的尼尔，那个裸体小孩真的很难过。 如果他的雪貂迷路了，他的父母也会去

to be mad. Miss Daisy said President Wiggles was sure to turn up and we had to get back to work. It was time for us to give our oral reports. Little Miss Perfect Andrea got to go first. She was dressed up like John F. Kennedy. Ask not what your country can do for you,' Andrea said. Ask what you can do for your country.' I had to admit that Andrea's oral report

发疯。黛西小姐说威格斯校长肯定会来，我们得回去工作了。 该是我们做口头报告的时候了。 完美小安德莉亚先来。 她打扮得像约翰·F·肯尼迪。 肯尼迪。“不要问你的国家能为你做些什么，”安德烈说。 问问你能为国家做些什么。”我不得不承认安德里亚的口头报告

was pretty good. She told us that John F. Kennedy was a war hero and that he started the space program and the Peace Corps. He was cool. Exemplary! Miss Daisy said as Andrea walked back to her seat. (That means excellent in grown-up talk.) Wait until you hear my oral report, I whispered to Ryan. I'm gonna blow Andrea's doors off. Next it was crybaby Emily's turn. She was dressed up like Abraham Lincoln with a suit, tie, big black hat, and fake beard. Emily's report was really sad. She told us that Abraham Lincoln was dirt poor as

非常好。她告诉我们约翰。F。 肯尼迪是一位战争英雄，他开创了太空计划和和平队。 他很酷。模范!当安德烈走回座位时，黛西小姐说。 (这意味着在成人谈话中表现出色。)“等着听我的口头报告吧，”我小声对瑞安说。 我要把安德里亚的门轰掉。 接下来轮到爱哭的爱米丽了。 她穿得像亚伯拉罕·林肯，西装革履，戴着黑色的大帽子，还蓄着假胡子。 艾米丽的报告写得很悲伤。 她告诉我们亚伯拉罕·林肯穷得像

a kid, his three-year-old son died, his wife went crazy, and the country was at war with itself the whole time he was president. And then, to top it all off, a few days after the war ended, some guy shot him. Emily started coughing and rubbing her eyes like she was going to cry. For once I couldn't call her a crybaby. The story of Abraham Lincoln was really sad. Andrea was crying. Miss Daisy was crying. Then Michael and Ryan started crying, too. Everybody was crying. Even me! While we were all crying, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. The big Lincoln hat on Emily's head started moving around. It was like it

一个孩子，他三岁的儿子死了，他的妻子疯了，在他担任总统期间，国家内部处于战争状态。 然后，最糟糕的是，战争结束几天后，有人枪杀了他。 艾米丽开始咳嗽，揉着眼睛，好像要哭似的。 这一次我不能叫她爱哭鬼。 亚伯拉罕·林肯的故事真的很悲伤。 安德烈哭了。黛西小姐在哭。 然后迈克尔和瑞恩也哭了起来。 每个人都在哭。甚至我!当我们都在哭的时候，世界历史上最神奇的事情发生了。 艾米丽头上的林肯大帽子开始动来动去。 就像这样

had a motor in it or something. And then the front of the hat lifted up a little. And you know what was under there? I'm not going to tell you. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. It was President Wiggles! He was sitting on top of Emily's head!

里面装了个马达什么的。 然后帽子的前襟抬起了一点。 你知道那下面是什么吗? 我不会告诉你的。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 是威格斯总统!他坐在艾米丽的头顶上!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Emily screamed. THERE'S A RAT IN MY HAT! I THINK IT JUST POOPED IN MY HAIR! Emily totally freaked and ran out of the room. President Wiggles jumped off her head and ran away. Neil the nude kid chased him around the class. It was hilarious. A real Kodak moment. And we got to see it live and in person!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !艾米丽尖叫。 我帽子里有只老鼠!我想它刚在我头发上拉屎了!艾米丽吓坏了，跑出了房间。 威格斯校长从她的头上跳下来跑开了。 那个裸体小孩尼尔在班里追他。 太搞笑了。一个真正的柯达时刻。 而且我们还亲眼看到了!