10 Ch10-The President Is Missing!

Chapter 10 The President Is Missing! The next day we had to go to school (BOO!), but we also got to give our oral reports (YAY!). It was cool watching everybody walk up the front steps dressed up like a president. Kids were wearing hats, beards, suits, and ties. Even the girls! That was weird.

第十章总统不见了!第二天我们必须去学校(嘘!)，但我们也要做口头报告(耶!)。 看着每个人都打扮得像总统一样走上前门的台阶，真是太酷了。 孩子们戴着帽子，蓄着胡子，穿西装，打领带。 即使是女孩!这很奇怪。

Neil the nude kid was dressed up like Thomas Jefferson. He brought his ferret, Mr. Wiggles I mean President Wiggles with him in a cage. Neil told us that President Wiggles was going to sit in Mr. Klutz's office all day and boss him around because he was president of the school. Ryan was dressed up like James Garfield, and he brought a stuffed Garfield cat with him. Michael was dressed up like Herbert Hoover, and he brought a vacuum cleaner with him. Which president are you, A.J.? they asked when they saw me. I had a cane, glasses, and a fur hat.

尼尔，那个裸体小孩打扮得像托马斯·杰斐逊。 他把他的雪貂，威格尔斯先生我是说威格尔斯总统和他一起关在笼子里。 尼尔告诉我们，威格斯校长要整天坐在克鲁茨先生的办公室里，对他颐指气使，因为他是学校的校长。 瑞安打扮得像詹姆斯·加菲猫，还带了一只加菲猫毛绒玩具。 迈克尔打扮得像赫伯特·胡佛，还带了一台真空吸尘器。 你是哪位总统，aj ? 他们看到我时问我。 我拄着手杖，戴着眼镜，戴着一顶皮帽。

It's a secret, I said. But just watch me blow the doors off Andrea's oral report. After we pledged the allegiance in our class, Mrs. Patty's voice came over the loudspeaker. She told us Mr. Klutz had an announcement to make. Two very special guests are visiting our school today, he said. Dr. Carbles, the president of the Board of Education, will be here any minute. He is eager to

这是个秘密，我说。但看着我把安德里亚的口头报告撕得粉碎。 我们在班上宣誓效忠后，扩音器里传出帕蒂夫人的声音。 她告诉我们克鲁茨先生要宣布一件事。 他说:“今天有两位非常特别的客人来我校参观。” 卡伯斯博士，教育委员会主席，马上就到。 他渴望……

hear some of your Presidents' Day oral reports. And I would like to welcome the new president of Ella Mentry School... Mr. Wiggles, the ferret that belongs to Neil Crouch in Miss Daisy's class! Everybody started cheering. Neil the nude kid took a bow. This song called Hail to the Chief came out of the loudspeaker. When it was over, Mr. Klutz and Mrs. Patty were still talking. I guess they forgot to turn off the microphone in the office. Uh, where's the ferret? Mr. Klutz asked. I don't know. I thought you had it. I put the cage on your desk.

听一些总统日的口头报告。 我要欢迎艾拉·门特瑞学校的新校长… 威格斯先生，是黛西小姐班上尼尔·克劳奇的那只雪貂!每个人都开始欢呼。 裸体小子尼尔鞠了一躬。 扩音器里传出了这首叫《向酋长致敬》的歌。 聚会结束后，克鲁茨先生和帕蒂太太还在聊天。 我猜他们忘记关办公室的麦克风了。 雪貂呢?克鲁茨问道。 我不知道。我以为你拿到了。 我把笼子放在你桌上了。

I put it on the floor over there. The cage is empty! shouted Mrs. Patty. The ferret must have escaped! Oh no! Mr. Wiggles! screamed Neil the nude kid. He totally freaked and went running out of the class. Meanwhile, Mr. Klutz and Mrs. Patty were still talking over the loudspeaker. We have to find the ferret! shouted Mr. Klutz. It must

我把它放在那边的地板上。 笼子是空的!帕蒂夫人喊道。 雪貂一定是逃走了!噢,不!摆动先生!裸体小孩尼尔尖叫道。 他完全吓坏了，跑出了教室。 与此同时，克鲁茨先生和帕蒂夫人还在通过扩音器交谈。 我们得找到雪貂!克鲁茨先生喊道。 它必须

be around here somewhere! How far could a ferret get? It could be anywhere! We'll have to search the school! Lock the outside doors! shouted Mr. Klutz. Don't tell the students that the ferret is missing! They might freak out! But it was too late. By now everybody knew that President Wiggles was missing, and everybody was freaking out. Miss Daisy told us to stay in our seats, but there was no way I was going to stay in my seat with a ferret running around loose. Those things look like long rats! It could be in my desk for all I knew. We all went running into the hallway, and guess who we saw there?

就在这附近的某个地方!雪貂能跑多远? 它可能在任何地方!我们得搜遍整个学校!锁好外面的门!克鲁茨先生喊道。 不要告诉学生貂儿不见了!他们可能会吓坏的!但为时已晚。 现在大家都知道威格斯校长失踪了，大家都吓坏了。 黛西小姐叫我们待在座位上，但我可不想待在座位上，因为有一只雪貂到处乱跑。 那些东西看起来像长老鼠!可能就在我的桌子里。 我们都跑到走廊里，猜猜我们看到了谁?