8 Ch8-The Most Horrible, Dreadful, Disgusting, Repulsive Creature That Ever Walked the Earth

Chapter 8 The Most Horrible, Dreadful, Disgusting, Repulsive Creature That Ever Walked the Earth "Maybe we should go home now," I told Michael and Ryan. "We have plenty of candy." "Go home?" Michael said. "Are you crazy? We haven't been to Mrs. Patty's house yet. She has more candy than anyone in town."

“也许我们现在应该回家了，”我对迈克尔和瑞安说。 “我们有很多糖果。” “回家?”迈克尔说。“你疯了吗?” 我们还没去帕蒂夫人家呢。 她的糖果比镇上任何人都多。”

"But what if she chops our heads off?" I asked. "Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." "She's not going to chop our heads off," Ryan said. "Your friend Billy doesn't know what he's talking about." "Yeah," Michael said, "and Mrs. Patty told us over and over again that we have to trick-or-treat at her house. She might chop off our heads if we don't show up." Good point. Michael really should be in the gifted and talented program. We kept walking down the street. It was dark now, and scary. I was looking all around, just in case the real Halloween Monster jumped out from behind a wall.

“但如果她把我们的头砍下来怎么办?”我问。 “你知道，这样的事情经常发生。” “她不会把我们的头砍下来，”瑞安说。 “你的朋友比利不知道他在说什么。” “是啊，”迈克尔说，“帕蒂太太一遍又一遍地告诉我们，我们必须去她家玩不给糖就捣蛋的游戏。 如果我们不露面，她可能会把我们的头砍下来。” 好点。迈克尔真的应该进天才班。 我们继续沿街走着。 现在天很黑，很可怕。 我四处张望，以防真正的万圣节怪物从墙后跳出来。

"Do you think Mrs. Patty's headless husband, Marvin, still lives with her?" I asked the guys. "Ghosts have to live somewhere," Michael said. "They're just like regular people, except they're dead." "I feel sorry for ghosts," said Ryan. "They're like homeless dead people." We turned the corner onto Norman Road, where Mrs. Patty lives. That's when

“你认为帕蒂夫人的无头丈夫马文还和她住在一起吗?”我问他们。 “鬼魂总得有个地方住，”迈克尔说。 “他们就像普通人一样，只是他们已经死了。” “我为鬼魂感到难过，”瑞恩说。 “他们就像无家可归的死人。” 我们拐到诺曼路，帕蒂太太就住在那里。 这是当

I saw the most horrible, dreadful, disgusting, repulsive creature that ever walked the Earth. It was Andrea Young! She was with her annoying little friend Emily, and they were dressed in their girly costumes. Emily's mom must have sewn that dumb queen outfit together again. "What are you two doing here?" I asked. "We're trick-or-treating, dumbhead,"

我看到了地球上最可怕、最可怕、最恶心、最令人厌恶的生物。 是安德里亚·杨!她和她那讨厌的小朋友艾米丽在一起，她们都穿着女孩子的服装。 艾米丽的妈妈肯定又把那套女王装缝好了。 “你们俩在这儿干什么?”我问。 “我们在玩不给糖就捣蛋的游戏，笨蛋。”

Andrea said. "Just like you." Andrea and Emily said they were heading for Mrs. Patty's house. I didn't want to walk with them, but it did feel safer with five of us walking together. Finally we got to 176 Norman Road. It was a big house. It looked really old, like one of those haunted houses in the movies. There was an iron gate on the outside and some dead trees by the driveway. "Wow!" Andrea said. "I didn't know school secretaries lived in mansions." When we got closer, we peeked through the gate and saw

安德里亚说。“就像你一样。” 安德里亚和艾米丽说她们要去帕蒂夫人家。 我不想和他们一起走，但我们五个人一起走确实感觉更安全。 最后我们到了诺曼路176号。 那是一座大房子。它看起来很旧，就像电影里的鬼屋一样。 外面有一扇铁门，车道旁有几棵枯树。 “哇!”安德里亚说。“我不知道学校秘书住在豪宅里。” 当我们走近时，我们透过大门偷偷地看了看