7 Ch7-The Halloween Monster!

Chapter 7 The Halloween Monster! "Boo!" the horrible creature yelled at us. He was waving his hairy arms around in the air. "Ahhhhhhhhh!" we screamed. I think the three of us jumped about ten feet high. "Take our candy!" Ryan yelled. "Take it

第七章万圣节怪物!“嘘!”这个可怕的生物对我们喊道。 他在空中挥舞着毛茸茸的手臂。 “啊啊啊啊!” 我想我们三个人跳了大约10英尺高。 “拿走我们的糖果!”瑞安喊道。 “把它

all! Just don't kill us." It was a hideous creature with thick brown hair all over its body. It even had a hairy mask on its face. The only thing the creature was wearing over all that hair was a pair of underwear. Tighty whities. I thought I was gonna die. "Are you... the Halloween Monster?" I asked, trembling. "No, dumbhead," the thing said as it took off its mask. "It's me." It was my friend Billy who lives around the corner! "Hey, that costume is cool!" I told Billy. "What are you supposed to be?" Ryan asked. "Take a guess," Billy said.

所有人!只要别杀我们。”这是一种可怕的生物，全身都是浓密的棕色毛发。 它的脸上甚至戴着一个毛茸茸的面具。 那家伙在头发外面唯一穿的就是一条内裤。 拧老外。我以为我要死了。 “你是……万圣节怪物?”我颤抖着问道。 “不，笨蛋。”那东西一边摘下面具一边说。 “是我。”是我的朋友比利，他就住在街角!“嘿，那套服装真酷!”我告诉比利。 “你应该是什么?”瑞恩问道。 “猜猜看，”比利说。

"A vampire?" guessed Michael. "Nope." "A werewolf?" guessed Ryan. "Nope," said Billy. "I'm the underwear-wolf! Get it? A werewolf in his underwear is an underwearwolf!" Well, the only thing funnier than getting someone to say "underwear," or seeing someone in their underwear, is a kid dressed up as a werewolf in his underwear. Billy is weird. "Where are you guys heading?" he asked us. "I'm finished trick-or-treating." "We're going to 176 Norman Road," Michael said, showing Billy the map. "Our school secretary lives there!" "Oh, you don't want to go there," Billy

“吸血鬼?”迈克尔猜测道。 “不。”“狼人?”莱恩猜想。 “不，”比利说。“我是内衣——狼!”明白了吗? 穿着内衣的狼人就是穿内衣的狼人!”唯一比让别人说"内衣"或者看到别人穿着内衣更有趣的事，就是一个孩子穿着内衣打扮成狼人。 比利很奇怪。“你们要去哪儿?”他问我们。 “我玩完了不给糖就捣蛋的游戏。” “我们要去诺曼路176号，”迈克尔一边说，一边给比利看地图。 “我们学校的秘书住在那里!”“哦，你不会想去那里的，”比利说

warned us, "That house is haunted." "Haunted?" we all asked. A chill went down my spine. I've been to haunted houses in amusement parks, but I've never been to a real haunted house. "Oh yeah," said Billy. "That lady is a witch. She poisoned her husband, Marvin, and chopped his head off. He came back as a ghost, and he's been driving her insane ever since. She still keeps his head in a bucket down in the basement." "How do you know all that?" I asked. "I know everything," Billy claimed. "I'm in the gifted and talented program at my school." "Wait a minute," Michael said. "Why

警告我们:“那房子闹鬼。” “闹鬼?”我们都问。一阵寒意袭上我的脊背。 我去过游乐园的鬼屋，但我从来没去过真正的鬼屋。 “哦，是的，”比利说。“那位女士是个女巫。 她毒死了她的丈夫马文，并砍掉了他的头。 他变成鬼魂回来了，从那以后他就把她逼疯了。 她仍然把他的头放在地下室的一个桶里。” “你是怎么知道这些的?”我问。 “我什么都知道，”比利说。 “我参加了学校的天才项目。” “等一下，”迈克尔说。 “为什么

did she chop his head off if he was already poisoned?" "For the fun of it," Billy said. "I told you she's a witch. I'm warning you, stay away from that house." It was hard for me to imagine Mrs. Patty poisoning her husband or chopping his head off. Every time I get sent to the principal's office, she seems so nice. One time she even gave me a lollipop. I really wanted to see what kind of candy Mrs. Patty was giving out. But if she chopped my head off, I wouldn't be able to eat the candy anyway. I didn't know what to do. "I don't believe you," Ryan told Billy. "Mrs. Patty isn't a witch. And she's got

如果他已经中毒了，她会砍掉他的头吗?”“为了好玩，”比利说。 “我告诉过你她是个女巫。 我警告你，离那所房子远点。” 我很难想象帕蒂夫人给她丈夫下毒或砍掉他的头。 每次我被送到校长办公室，她看起来都很好。 有一次她甚至给了我一根棒棒糖。 我真的很想看看帕蒂太太发的是什么糖果。 但是如果她把我的头砍下来，我就不能吃糖果了。 我不知道该怎么办。“我不相信你，”瑞恩告诉比利。 “帕蒂太太不是女巫。 她有