3 Ch3-Three Zombies

Chapter 3 Three Zombies The next day was October 31, my favorite day of the year. Do you know why October 31 is my favorite day of the year? I'm not going to tell you. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Because it's Halloween, and that's my favorite holiday. Well, I guess my favorite holidays are my birthday and Christmas,

第二天是10月31日，这是我一年中最喜欢的一天。 你知道为什么10月31日是我一年中最喜欢的一天吗? 我不会告诉你的。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 因为今天是万圣节，那是我最喜欢的节日。 我想我最喜欢的节日是我的生日和圣诞节，

because I get presents. But on Halloween you get candy, which is almost as good as getting presents. Halloween is so great. Think about it, All you have to do is walk around in a silly costume and people give you free candy. What could be better than that? It's a whole holiday devoted to getting candy! Whoever thought up Halloween was a genius. If you ask me, that guy should get the No Bell Prize, (That's a prize they give out to celebrate the invention of the first bell.) Hey, all year long they tell us not to take candy from strangers, and then Halloween comes and you have to. What's up with that?

因为我收到了礼物。但在万圣节，你会得到糖果，这几乎和收到礼物一样好。 万圣节太棒了。想想看，你所要做的就是穿着愚蠢的服装到处走，人们会给你免费的糖果。 还有什么比这更好的呢? 整个节日都是为了得到糖果!想出万圣节的人是个天才。 如果你问我，那家伙应该得无钟奖(这是他们为庆祝第一个钟的发明而颁发的奖项)。他们一整年都告诉我们不要从陌生人手里拿糖果，然后万圣节来了，你就得这么做。 这是怎么回事?

When I marched up the front steps to school, Mrs. Patty was standing in the hallway. She was dressed up like a witch. She had a long bent nose with a huge wart on it. How did that wart stay on? She must have glued it or something. It was gross. "I'll get your my pretty," she shrieked, waving her broomstick at this girl named Annette, "and your little dog, too!" "I don't even have a dog," Annette told her. The front steps were filled with kids dressed as SpongeBobs and Batmans and Oompa-Loompas and all kinds of other weird creatures. Michael was

当我大步走上前门的台阶去学校时，帕蒂夫人正站在走廊里。 她打扮得像个女巫。 她有一个长而弯的鼻子，鼻子上长着一个巨大的疣。 那个疣是怎么长在上面的? 她一定是粘上去了。 太恶心了。“我要抓住你的宝贝，”她尖叫着，朝这个叫安妮特的女孩挥舞着她的扫帚，“还有你的小狗!”“我甚至没有狗，”安妮特告诉她。 前门台阶上站满了孩子，他们打扮成海绵宝宝、蝙蝠侠、奥柏伦柏人和其他各种奇怪的生物。 迈克尔

wearing his peewee football uniform, and he had an ax sticking out of his helmet with fake blood running down the side. It was cool. "What are you supposed to be?" Mrs. Patty asked him. "I'm a football player," Michael said. "Why do you have an ax sticking out of your helmet?" "I'm a zombie football player." "Oohy that's scary!" said Mrs. Patty. Ryan was wearing his hockey uniform, and he had an ax sticking out of his helmet with fake blood running down the side. "Don't tell me," Mrs. Patty said to him.

穿着他的少年足球服，头盔里伸出一把斧头，假血从边上流了下来。 很酷。“你应该是什么?”帕蒂夫人问他。 “我是一名足球运动员，”迈克尔说。 “为什么你的头盔里伸出一把斧头?”“我是一个僵尸足球运动员。” “哦，那太可怕了!”帕蒂夫人说。 瑞安穿着他的冰球服，头盔里伸出一把斧头，假血从边上流了下来。 “别告诉我，”帕蒂太太对他说。

"You're a zombie hockey player, right?" "How did you know?" asked Ryan. "Lucky guess," she said. "What are you supposed to be, AJ.?" I was dressed up like a penguin who was wearing a space helmet that had an ax sticking out of it and fake blood running down the side. Penguins are cool. "I'm a killer zombie penguin from outer space," I told her. "Ooh, that's very scary!" said Mrs. Patty "Be sure to come trick-or-treating at my house after school. I'm going to have more candy than anyone in town. My address is 176 Norman Road." "We'll be there!" I said.

“你是个僵尸冰球运动员，对吧?”“你怎么知道的?”瑞恩问。 “猜得好，”她说。“你到底是什么，AJ。”我打扮得像一只企鹅，戴着一个太空头盔，头盔上伸出了一把斧头，假血从头盔侧面流下来。 企鹅很酷。“我是一只来自外太空的僵尸杀手企鹅，”我告诉她。 “哦，那太可怕了!”帕蒂太太说，“放学后一定要来我家玩不给糖就捣蛋的游戏。 我的糖果会比镇上任何人都多。 我的地址是诺曼路176号。” “我们会去的!”我说。

We were putting our backpacks into our cubbies when little Miss I Know Everything and her equally annoying crybaby friend, Emily, came in. Andrea was dressed up like a ballerina, so of course Miss Show-off had to spin around on her

我们正把书包放进小柜子里，“无所不知”小姐和她同样讨厌的爱哭鬼朋友艾米丽走了进来。 安德里亚打扮得像个芭蕾舞演员，所以卖弄小姐当然得在她身上旋转