2 Ch2-The T.P.ing of Andrea's House

Chapter 2 The T.P.ing of Andrea's House After dinner I told my parents I was going down the street to Ryan's house. Ryan told his parents he was going down the street to my house. But me and Ryan didn't go over to each other's houses at all. We both went to Andrea's house. Our parents didn't have to know we were

going out for mischief night. But Michael couldn't come. He was grounded for pulling the arms off his sister's doll. Me and Ryan each brought a roll of toilet paper in our backpacks. "This is gonna be great!" Ryan whispered as we hid behind a car across the street from Andrea's house. "Andrea's gonna wake up in the morning and find the trees in her yard are covered in toilet paper!" I couldn't stop giggling. "It will be the greatest day in the history of the world," I said.

It was starting to get dark out, but we still had to be careful because we didn't want to get caught. My friend Billy who lives around the corner told me that if you get caught T.P.ing somebody's house, the police put you in a jail with no toilet paper, Yuck! But Billy is a big liar anyway. Me and Ryan tiptoed to Andrea's front lawn like we were spies on a mission. It was cool. "Be careful not to spit on the ground," I whispered as we pulled the rolls of toilet paper out of our backpacks. "Why not?" Ryan asked. "You don't want to leave any DNA evidence," I said, "They could scoop up

our spit and prove it came from us." "Good thinking," he agreed. I'm in the gifted and talented program at school, so I'm constantly thinking up genius stuff like that. Andrea is in the gifted and talented program too (of course). There's a really big tree in Andrea's front yard. It has a lot of branches, so it's perfect for hanging toilet paper. We decided to loop the toilet paper over the high branches first. After that we would drape it over the low branches until the whole tree was covered. "Okay," I said, once we were in position. "Ready... aim... fire!"

I threw my roll of toilet paper as high as I could. Ryan threw his roll of toilet paper at the same time. Both rolls went sailing up into the tree, But there was just one problem. Those toilet paper rolls didn't unroll! One of the toilet paper rolls bounced off Andrea's house. The other one got stuck in the tree somewhere. It never came down. Bummer in the summer! "What did we do wrong?" Ryan asked. "I guess we should have unrolled them a little before we threw them," I said. "Now you tell me!" said Ryan, We were going to pick up the toilet paper roll and try again. But suddenly a

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