2 Ch2-The T.P.ing of Andrea's House

Chapter 2 The T.P.ing of Andrea's House After dinner I told my parents I was going down the street to Ryan's house. Ryan told his parents he was going down the street to my house. But me and Ryan didn't go over to each other's houses at all. We both went to Andrea's house. Our parents didn't have to know we were

晚饭后，我告诉父母我要沿街去瑞安家。 瑞安跟他父母说他要去我家。 但我和瑞恩根本没去对方家。 我们都去了安德里亚家。 我们的父母不需要知道我们是

going out for mischief night. But Michael couldn't come. He was grounded for pulling the arms off his sister's doll. Me and Ryan each brought a roll of toilet paper in our backpacks. "This is gonna be great!" Ryan whispered as we hid behind a car across the street from Andrea's house. "Andrea's gonna wake up in the morning and find the trees in her yard are covered in toilet paper!" I couldn't stop giggling. "It will be the greatest day in the history of the world," I said.

出去玩恶作剧之夜。 但是迈克尔不能来。 他因把他妹妹的洋娃娃的胳膊扯下来而被禁足。 我和瑞恩各自在背包里带了一卷卫生纸。 “这太棒了!”我们躲在安德莉亚家对面的一辆车后面时，瑞安小声说。 “安德里亚早上醒来会发现她院子里的树都被厕纸覆盖了!”我忍不住咯咯地笑。 “这将是世界历史上最伟大的一天，”我说。

It was starting to get dark out, but we still had to be careful because we didn't want to get caught. My friend Billy who lives around the corner told me that if you get caught T.P.ing somebody's house, the police put you in a jail with no toilet paper, Yuck! But Billy is a big liar anyway. Me and Ryan tiptoed to Andrea's front lawn like we were spies on a mission. It was cool. "Be careful not to spit on the ground," I whispered as we pulled the rolls of toilet paper out of our backpacks. "Why not?" Ryan asked. "You don't want to leave any DNA evidence," I said, "They could scoop up

外面开始变黑了，但我们仍然必须小心，因为我们不想被抓住。 我的朋友比利住在街角，他告诉我，如果你在别人家里撒尿被抓到，警察会把你关进监狱，而且没有卫生纸，真恶心!但比利是个大骗子。 我和瑞恩蹑手蹑脚地走到安德里亚家前草坪，就像我们是执行任务的间谍。 很酷。“小心别往地上吐痰，”我们从背包里拿出卫生纸时，我小声说。 “为什么不?”瑞恩问道。“你不会想留下任何DNA证据的，”我说，“他们可能会把你的东西捞起来

our spit and prove it came from us." "Good thinking," he agreed. I'm in the gifted and talented program at school, so I'm constantly thinking up genius stuff like that. Andrea is in the gifted and talented program too (of course). There's a really big tree in Andrea's front yard. It has a lot of branches, so it's perfect for hanging toilet paper. We decided to loop the toilet paper over the high branches first. After that we would drape it over the low branches until the whole tree was covered. "Okay," I said, once we were in position. "Ready... aim... fire!"

我们的口水，证明它来自我们。” “好主意，”他同意道。 我参加了学校的天才项目，所以我一直在想天才之类的东西。 安德里亚也在天才班(当然)。 安德里亚家前院有棵很大的树。 它有很多树枝，所以很适合挂卫生纸。 我们决定先把卫生纸绕在高高的树枝上。 然后，我们把它挂在低矮的树枝上，直到整棵树都被覆盖。 “好吧，”我们一就位，我就说。 “准备好了…目的……火!”

I threw my roll of toilet paper as high as I could. Ryan threw his roll of toilet paper at the same time. Both rolls went sailing up into the tree, But there was just one problem. Those toilet paper rolls didn't unroll! One of the toilet paper rolls bounced off Andrea's house. The other one got stuck in the tree somewhere. It never came down. Bummer in the summer! "What did we do wrong?" Ryan asked. "I guess we should have unrolled them a little before we threw them," I said. "Now you tell me!" said Ryan, We were going to pick up the toilet paper roll and try again. But suddenly a

我把那卷卫生纸扔得尽可能高。 瑞恩也把他的一卷卫生纸扔了出去。 两卷都飞到树上去了，但有一个问题。 那些厕纸卷没有展开!有一卷卫生纸从安德里亚的房子上弹了出来。 另一只被卡在树上了。 它从来没有下来过。夏天的流浪者!“我们做错了什么?”瑞恩问道。 “我想我们应该在扔之前把它们展开一点，”我说。 “现在你告诉我吧!”瑞恩说，“我们打算拿起卫生纸再试一次。” 但是突然间