1 Ch1-Mischief Night

Chapter 1 Mischief Night My name is A.J. and I hate school. Well, I have to tell the truth. There is one thing about school that I really love. Dismissal! That's when we get to go home! "Don't forget to wear your Halloween costumes tomorrow," Mrs. Patty cackled

第一章恶作剧之夜我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。好吧，我必须说出真相。 学校有一件事是我非常喜欢的。 解雇!那时候我们就可以回家了!“明天别忘了穿上万圣节的服装，”帕蒂太太咯咯地笑着说

over the loudspeaker just before the three o'clock bell rang. "Halloween is my favorite holiday!" She's not kidding. Mrs. Patty celebrates Halloween all year long. There are always cobwebs and spiders covering her desk. She wears earrings that look like little skeletons. And she always has candy in her office. Lots of candy. I like Mrs. Patty. She's the secretary at Ella Mentry School. That means she sits in the front office all day and makes announcements over the loudspeaker. "Friday is pizza day!" she will say. Or "Miss Lazar, please mop up the throw up in the vomitorium." Or "Will the children

就在三点钟的铃声响之前，扩音器里传来了。 “万圣节是我最喜欢的节日!”她不是在开玩笑。 帕蒂太太全年都在庆祝万圣节。 她的桌子上总是满是蜘蛛网和蜘蛛。 她戴的耳环看起来像小骷髅。 她的办公室里总是有糖果。 很多糖果。我喜欢帕蒂夫人。 她是艾拉门特里学校的秘书。 这意味着她整天坐在前台办公室，通过扬声器发布公告。 “周五是披萨日!”她会说。 或者“拉扎尔小姐，请把呕吐物擦干净。” 或者“孩子们会吗

who left their jackets in the playground please remove their clothes!" Being a school secretary is like being a DJ. That is a cool job. I grabbed a piece of candy and ran out the front door of Ella Mentry School with my friends Ryan and Michael Free at last! "What should we do for mischief night tonight?" asked Ryan, who once ate a piece of the seat cushion on the school bus. "Let's T.P. somebody's house," said Michael, who never ties his shoes. "Yeah!" I don't know if you know this or not, but the night before Halloween is mischief

谁把外套忘在操场上了，请把他们的衣服脱掉!”做学校秘书就像做DJ。 那是一份很酷的工作。我抓起一块糖果，和我的朋友莱恩和迈克尔·弗里一起跑出了艾拉·门特里学校的前门。“今晚的恶作剧之夜我们该做些什么呢?”瑞恩问道，他曾经在校车上吃了一块坐垫。 “我们去找个人的房子吧，”从不系鞋带的迈克尔说。 “是啊!”我不知道你知不知道，万圣节前夜就是恶作剧

night. That's the night you go out and do mischief, so it has the perfect name. And T.P. stands for toilet paper. On mischief night you go out and throw toilet paper all over people's trees. That's the first rule of being a kid. "Whose house should we T.P.?" I asked, "How about Miss Daisy's house?" Ryan suggested. (Miss Daisy is our teacher.) "Nah," Michael said, "we'd get in big trouble." "How about Mr. Klutz's house?" Ryan suggested. (Mr. Klutz is our principal.) "Nah," Michael said, "we'd get in even bigger trouble." Speaking of trouble, guess who ran by

的夜晚。那是你出去捣蛋的晚上，所以它有一个完美的名字。 而T.P.代表厕纸。 在恶作剧之夜，你出去把厕纸扔得到处都是。 这是当孩子的第一准则。 “我们应该为谁的房子做T.P.?”我问:“黛西小姐的房子怎么样?”Ryan建议。 (黛西小姐是我们的老师。)“不行，”迈克尔说，“我们会惹上大麻烦的。” “那克鲁茨先生的房子呢?”Ryan建议。 (克鲁茨先生是我们的校长。)“不，”迈克尔说，“我们会惹上更大的麻烦。” 说到麻烦，猜猜谁路过了

us at that very moment? It was the most annoying person in the history of the world, little Miss Perfect Andrea Young. She is in our class and has curly brown hair. She thinks she is so smart. "What's the rush, Andrea?" asked Ryan. "I have to finish my homework before ballet class," Andrea said. "Why don't you do your homework after ballet class?" Michael asked.

那一刻的我们?这是世界历史上最令人讨厌的人，完美小姐安德里亚·杨。 她是我们班的，有一头棕色的卷发。 她觉得自己很聪明。 “你急什么，安德里亚?”瑞恩问。 “我必须在芭蕾课之前完成作业，”安德里亚说。 “你为什么不在芭蕾课后做作业呢?”迈克尔问道。