疯狂的学校 · 12 Ms. Todd Is Odd

8 Ch8-Getting the Goods on Ms. Todd

Chapter 8 Getting the Goods on Ms. Todd I couldn't wait to get to school the next day. Yes, you heard that right! I wanted to go to school for the first time in history. That was because weird Ms. Todd would be gone and good old Miss Daisy would be back. Mom said I could ride my bike to school so I wouldn't have to

第8章把货物装上。 托德:第二天我迫不及待地想去学校。 是的,你没听错!我有生以来第一次想去上学。 那是因为奇怪的女士。 托德会离开,而黛西小姐会回来。 妈妈说我可以骑自行车去学校,这样我就不用骑了

wait for the bus. Mrs. Kormel, the bus driver, gets lost all the time. She's not normal. It was Flag Day so we all wore red, white, and blue to school. There were flags of all different countries all over the place. When I walked in the class, Miss Daisy wasn't there yet. But Andrea was sitting there with this pruny mean face

等公共汽车。Kormel太太,公共汽车司机,总是迷路。 她不正常。今天是国旗日,所以我们都穿着红、白、蓝三色的衣服去上学。 到处都是不同国家的国旗。 当我走进教室时,黛西小姐还没到。 但安德里亚坐在那里,一脸刻薄

on and her arms folded in front of her like an x. "What's eating you?" I asked her. "Did somebody steal your dictionary?" "You know why I'm mad, A.J.," she said. "No I don't." "Yes you do." We went back and forth like that for a While, until Andrea finally said why she was mad. "I found out that you're gifted and talented," she whispered. "It's not fair!" "Who told you?" I asked. "My mother," Andrea said "She's vice president of the PTA. She knows everything."

她的双臂像x一样交叉在胸前。 “你怎么啦?”我问她。 “有人偷了你的字典吗?”“你知道我为什么生气,aj,”她说。 “不,我没有。”“不,你有。” 我们这样来回争论了一会儿,直到安德里亚终于说出了她生气的原因。 “我发现你很有天赋,很有才华,”她低声说。 “这不公平!”“谁告诉你的?”我问。 “我妈妈,”安德里亚说,“她是家长会的副主席。 她什么都知道。”

"Well, I'm not telling anyone," I whispered. "I don't want the guys to know I'm a gifted and talented dork like you." "I'm not telling anyone either," Andrea said. "I want to be the only one in the class who's gifted and talented." "Agreed," I said. "It will be our secret." The only problem was that Ryan was hiding under his desk listening to us the whole time. "Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. and Andrea are both gifted and talented. They must be in love! When are you gonna get—" Ryan never got the chance to finish his sentence because at that very second, guess who walked into the door?

“好吧,我不会告诉任何人的,”我低声说。 “我不想让他们知道我和你一样是个有天赋的笨蛋。” “我也不会告诉任何人,”安德里亚说。 “我想成为班里唯一一个有天赋的人。” “同意。”我说。“这将是我们的秘密。” 唯一的问题是瑞安一直躲在桌子底下听我们说话。 “嗡嗡!”瑞恩说。“A.J. 和安德里亚都有天赋和才华。 他们一定是相爱了!你什么时候才能。"莱恩还没来得及说完因为就在那一刻,猜猜谁走进来了?

Nobody! It would be dumb to walk into a door, But guess who walked into the doorway? Ms. Todd! Oh no! The Andrea clone was back. It was like a horror movie! "Miss Daisy is still sick," Ms. Todd said. "There must be something going around. So I'll be your teacher again today." She didn't look all that happy about it. She wasn't nearly as smiley as she was the day before. "Open up your math books."

没有人!走进一扇门是愚蠢的,但猜猜是谁走进了门口? 托德小姐!噢,不!克隆安德里亚回来了。 这就像一部恐怖电影!“黛西小姐还在生病。” 托德说。“一定有什么事情在发生。 所以今天我还是你们的老师。” 她看起来不怎么高兴。 她的笑容远不如前一天那么灿烂了。 “打开你的数学书。”

Ugh! We had to do reading and writing and math all morning. I thought my head was going to explode. Then Ms. Todd forced us to play more of her dumb games where nobody wins or loses. What's the point of playing? I thought I was gonna die. I couldn't wait for lunchtime. "I miss Miss Daisy," Ryan said as soon as we sat down in the vomitorium. "I miss miss Miss Daisy," said Michael, "Ms. Todd is weird."

啊!我们整个上午都要做阅读、写作和数学。 我觉得我的头都要炸了。 然后托德女士强迫我们玩她那些没有输赢的愚蠢游戏。 玩游戏的意义是什么? 我以为我要死了。 我等不及吃午饭了。 “我想念黛西小姐,”我们在礼堂一坐下,瑞安就说。 “我想念黛西小姐,”迈克尔说,“黛西小姐。 托德很奇怪。”

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