5 Ch5-Indoor Recess Is No Fun at All

Chapter 5 Indoor Recess Is No Fun at All It was Spaghetti and Meatballs Day in the vomitorium, but I always bring lunch from home. I wouldn't eat the school lunch if I was living in Antarctica and starving. Ryan gave me his Pop-Tart. I gave him my grapes because I don't like to eat food with pits in it. Ryan will eat anything.

第五章室内休息一点也不好玩今天是食堂的意大利面和肉丸日，但我总是从家里带午饭。 如果我住在南极洲挨饿，我不会吃学校的午餐。 瑞恩把他的馅饼给了我。 我把我的葡萄给了他，因为我不喜欢吃有核的食物。 瑞安什么都吃。

One time he ate a piece of a seat cushion. We all agreed that Ms. Todd is way too happy. "Nobody is that happy," said Michael. "People who are happy all the time are weird," I said. "Did you notice that Ms. Todd smiles all the time?" asked Ryan. "She probably smiles when she gets a paper cut or stubs her—"

有一次他吃了一块坐垫。 我们都认为托德女士太开心了。 “没人那么高兴，”迈克尔说。 “总是快乐的人很奇怪，”我说。 “你注意到托德女士一直在微笑吗?”瑞安问。 “她可能在被纸划伤或刺伤时微笑——”

He never had the chance to finish his sentence, because at that second Mr. Klutz's voice came over the loud speaker. "I have an announcement to make," said Mr. Klutz. "It is raining out, so we will have indoor recess today. After lunch please return to your classrooms!" "Boooooo!" everybody hollered, even the girls. Bummer in the summer! I hate indoor recess. Recess is the only fun part of the day, and now we would have to stay in the class with that learning lunatic Ms. Todd. After we cleared off the lunch table, me and Ryan and Michael had a

他还没来得及把话说完，因为就在这时，喇叭里传来了克鲁茨先生的声音。 “我要宣布一件事，”克鲁兹说。 “外面在下雨，所以我们今天要在室内休息。 午饭后请回到教室!”“呜呜!”每个人都叫了起来，连女孩子也不例外。 夏天的流浪者!我讨厌室内休息。 课间休息是一天中唯一有趣的部分，而现在我们却得待在教室里跟着那个学习狂。 托德。我们收拾完饭桌后，我和瑞安还有迈克尔

race to see who could walk back to our classroom the slowest. I won. Ms. Todd was in there, all excited and clapping her hands and running around the class for no reason. "Do we have to learn more stuff now?" Ryan asked. "Of course not!" said Ms. Todd. "This is recess. Let's play a game!" "Can we play cops and robbers?" Michael asked. "I call robbers!" "That game sounds dangerous," said Ms. Todd. "How about another game?" "Let's play army," said Ryan. "Boys against girls. Bang, bang! You're dead!" "Can anybody think of a game that

比赛看谁走回教室最慢。 我赢了。托德老师在教室里，非常兴奋，拍着手，毫无理由地在教室里跑来跑去。 “我们现在要学更多的东西吗?”瑞恩问道。 “当然不是!”托德女士说。 “现在是休息时间。我们来玩个游戏吧!”“我们能玩警察捉强盗吗?”迈克尔问道。 “我叫强盗!”“这个游戏听起来很危险，”她说。 托德。“再来一局怎么样?”“我们来玩军队游戏吧，”瑞恩说。 “男孩对女孩。爆炸,爆炸!你死了!”“有人能想出一款游戏吗

doesn't involve shooting?" asked Ms. Todd. "We could play NASCAR," I suggested. "There's no shooting in NASCAR." "I never heard of that game, A.J.," said Ms. Todd. "How do you play NASCAR?" "We run around in circles," I told her, "and every few laps we smash into each other." "That sounds quite violent," said Ms. Todd. "Yeah, and it's cool, too," I told her. I knew that if we didn't come up with something fast, one of the girls would suggest square dancing or some corny game. "I know a good game we can play," I

不涉及枪击吗?” 托德。“我们可以玩纳斯卡，”我建议道。 “纳斯卡没有枪击。” “我从来没听说过那个游戏，aj。” 托德。“你是怎么玩纳斯卡的?”“我们绕着圈子跑，”我告诉她，“每跑几圈我们就会撞在一起。” “听起来很暴力，”她说。 托德。“是啊，而且很酷，”我告诉她。 我知道，如果我们不能很快想出办法，其中一个女孩会建议我们跳广场舞或玩一些俗气的游戏。 “我知道一个我们可以玩的好游戏。

suggested. "It's called see who can hit the softest." "Now that doesn't sound violent," said Ms. Todd. "How do you play?" I told Neil the nude kid to stand up and see how softly he could hit me. He barely tapped my arm. "That's pretty soft," I told Neil the nude kid. "Now it's my turn." I made a fist with my hand and punched Neil the nude kid really hard on the arm.

建议。“就是看谁能打得最软。” “这听起来并不暴力，”她说。 托德。“你怎么玩?”我让那个裸体小子尼尔站起来，看看他能打我多轻。 他几乎没碰我的胳膊。“这太温柔了，”我对裸体小孩尼尔说。 “现在轮到我了。”我用手握紧拳头，狠狠地打了那个裸体小孩尼尔的胳膊。