2 Ch2-Something Going Around

Chapter 2 Something Going Around I ripped the T-shirt off like it was on fire and threw it at Andrea. "Ewwww, it's disgusting!" she said. "I'll never wear this shirt again! It has A.J.'s boy cooties all over it. I'll have to burn—" Andrea never got the chance to finish her sentence, because at that very second

我把t恤像着了火一样扯下来，扔向安德里亚。 “呃，真恶心!”她说。 “我再也不穿这件衬衫了!”上面有A.J.。到处都是男孩的虱子。 我要烧死——”安德里亚还没来得及说完，因为就在那一刻

Mr. Klutz came in with his bald head. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said TEAM on it. "What's going on in here?" Mr. Klutz asked. I grabbed my old shirt out of my backpack and quickly put it on.

克鲁茨先生秃头走了进来。 他穿着一件黑色t恤，上面写着TEAM。 “这里发生了什么事?”克鲁茨问道。 我从背包里抓起我的旧衬衫，迅速穿上。

"A.J. thinks the classroom is a dressing room," Andrea said. What is her problem? Why can't a giant box full of T-shirts fall on her head? "I just got a call from Miss Daisy," Mr. Klutz told us. "She's not feeling well today. So you'll have Ms. Todd as your substitute teacher. She'll be here any minute." Mr. Klutz said he would go to the office to greet Ms. Todd. He told us to be on our best behavior while he was gone. So as soon as Mr. Klutz left the room, me and Michael and Ryan got up and shook our butts at the class. Most of the kids laughed.

“A.J.认为教室就是更衣室，”安德里亚说。 她有什么问题?为什么装满t恤的大盒子不能砸在她头上? “我刚接到黛西小姐的电话，”克鲁茨先生告诉我们。 “她今天不舒服。 所以托德女士将会是你们的代课老师。 她马上就到。” 克鲁茨说，他会去办公室迎接奥巴马。 托德。他告诉我们在他不在的时候要好好表现。 所以，克鲁茨先生一离开教室，我、迈克尔和瑞安就站了起来，对着全班摇晃着屁股。 大多数孩子都笑了。

"I hope Ms. Todd is nice," said Andrea. Girls always want everybody to be nice. "I hope Miss Daisy is going to be all right," said Emily. She looked all worried, like she was going to cry. That girl will cry about any old thing. She's weird. "We should make Miss Daisy a get-well card," said one of the other girls. Miss Daisy better get well soon, because I hate substitute teachers. They always make us learn stuff, Miss Daisy never makes us learn anything, because she doesn't know anything. She is the only grown-up who can't read, writer or do arithmetic. In fact, sometimes we

“我希望托德女士很好，”安德里亚说。 女孩总是希望每个人都对她好。 “我希望黛西小姐没事，”爱米丽说。 她看上去很难过，好像要哭了。 那个女孩会为任何旧事而哭泣。 她很奇怪。“我们应该给黛西小姐做一张康复卡，”另一个女孩说。 黛西小姐最好快点好起来，因为我讨厌代课老师。 他们总是让我们学东西，黛西小姐从不让我们学任何东西，因为她什么都不知道。 她是唯一不会读书、写字或做算术的成年人。 其实，有时候我们

have to teach her stuff! She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world. Miss Daisy asked us once not to tell Mr. Klutz how dumb she is. She's afraid she'll get fired. I hoped Ms. Todd would be as dumb as Miss Daisy. "You know," Ryan said, "Miss Daisy didn't look sick yesterday." "Maybe she's not sick at all," said Michael. "Yeah," I said, "maybe she's faking it so she can stay home and lie on her couch eating bonbons." Bonbons are these chocolate treats Miss Daisy loves. She told us that whenever she is stressed out, she lies on her couch and

我得教她东西!她是世界历史上最笨的老师。 黛西小姐曾经让我们不要告诉克鲁茨先生她有多蠢。 她担心自己会被解雇。 我希望托德小姐和黛西小姐一样笨。 “你知道吗，”赖安说，“黛西小姐昨天看起来没病。” “也许她根本没病，”迈克尔说。 “是啊，”我说，“也许她是装的，这样她就可以呆在家里躺在沙发上吃糖果了。” 棒棒糖是黛西小姐喜欢的巧克力点心。 她告诉我们，每当她压力大的时候，她就躺在沙发上

eats bonbons until she feels better. "Do you think Mr. Klutz found out that Miss Daisy can't read or write or do arithmetic?" asked Neil the nude kid. "So he fired—" Neil the nude kid never got the chance to finish his sentence, because the door opened again and Mr. Klutz came in. He was with some lady. "Boys and girls," said Mr. Klutz, "this is Ms. Todd. She'll be the substitute for Miss Daisy." We all looked at Ms. Todd. Ms. Todd looked at us, I looked at Andrea. Ryan and Michael looked at me. Everybody was looking at everybody else without

吃糖果直到她感觉好一点。 “你认为克鲁茨先生发现黛西小姐不会读书、写字或做算术了吗?”裸体小孩尼尔问。 “所以他开枪了——”裸体小孩尼尔还没来得及说完这句话，因为门又开了，克鲁茨先生走了进来。 他和一个女人在一起。“孩子们，”克鲁茨先生说，“这是奥巴马夫人。 托德。她将代替黛西小姐。” 我们都看着托德女士。 托德女士看着我们，我看着安德里亚。 瑞安和迈克尔看着我。 每个人都看着别人