1 Ch1-The Free Stuff Room

Chapter 1 The Free Stuff Room My name is A.J. and I hate school. There's only one room in Ella Mentry School that I really like. It's the lost and found room! The lost and found room is right near the office. It is the coolest room in the history of the world because there is

第一章免费物品室我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。艾拉门特里学校只有一个房间是我真正喜欢的。 这是失物招领处!失物招领处就在办公室附近。 这是世界历史上最酷的房间，因为有

lots of free stuff in there. Me and my friends Michael and Ryan call it "the free stuff room." You can get just about anything you want, and you don't even have to pay for it. So if I feel like getting a new baseball cap or a pair of sunglasses, I don't have to go to a store, I just go to the free stuff room at school. It's awesome! So this one morning the bus got to school a little early and I went to kill some time in the free stuff room. I saw a really cool black T-shirt with a lightning bolt across the back. It was way cooler than the shirt I was wearing, so I took my shirt off and put the cool one on. It

里面有很多免费的东西。 我和我的朋友迈克尔和瑞安把它叫做“免费物品室”。 你可以得到任何你想要的东西，甚至不需要付钱。 所以，如果我想买一顶新棒球帽或一副太阳镜，我不必去商店，我只要去学校的免费物品室。 这是太棒了!所以有一天早上，公交车到学校有点早，我去免费物品室打发时间。 我看到一件背面有闪电图案的黑色t恤。 这比我穿的衬衫凉爽多了，所以我把衬衫脱了，穿上了凉爽的那件。 它

fit perfectly. I stuffed my old, boring shirt in my backpack. It was almost time to pledge the allegiance, so I went to class. The kids were putting their backpacks and lunch boxes in their cubbies. Our teacher, Miss Daisy, wasn't there yet. That was weird. She usually gets to school before any of us. "Where's Miss Daisy?" asked Neil, who everybody calls "the nude kid." He actually wears clothes, but we call him "the nude kid" anyway. It's a long story. "Maybe she got lost," Michael said. Suddenly the door opened. We all looked up. But it wasn't Miss Daisy. It was Andrea Young, this really

适合完美。我把那件又旧又无聊的衬衫塞进背包里。 快到宣誓效忠的时间了，所以我去上课了。 孩子们把书包和饭盒放进小柜子里。 我们的老师黛西小姐还没到。 这很奇怪。她通常比我们任何人都早到学校。 “黛西小姐在哪儿?”尼尔问道，大家都叫他“裸体小子”。 他确实穿衣服，但我们还是叫他“裸体小子”。 说来话长。“也许她迷路了，”迈克尔说。 突然，门开了。我们都抬起头来。 但那不是黛西小姐。是安德里亚·杨，真的

annoying little Miss Perfect girl with curly brown hair who I hate. She's such a nerd. She even keeps a dictionary on her desk in case she ever has to look up a word. "Where were you, Andrea?" asked her equally annoying crybaby friend, Emily. "I was worried that you were sick. There's something going around, you know." "I wasn't sick," Andrea said. "I had to go to Mr. Klutz's office." "Oooooh!" we all went. Mr. Klutz is the principal of the school. He also has no hair. Kids get sent to his office when they do something bad. "Did you do something bad?" asked

讨厌的棕色卷发的完美小女孩。 她真是个书呆子。她甚至在桌子上放了一本字典，以防需要查单词。 “你去哪儿了，安德里亚?”她同样讨厌的爱哭的朋友艾米丽问道。 “我担心你病了。 你知道，有些事情正在发生。” “我没有病，”安德里亚说。 “我得去克鲁茨先生的办公室。” 我们都叫了起来。克鲁茨先生是学校的校长。 他也没有头发。孩子们做了坏事就会被送到他的办公室。 “你做了什么坏事吗?

Emily, all concerned. "Of course not!" Andrea said. "Mr. Klutz called me in to say I'm going to be in the gifted and talented program!" Oh man! That figured. The gifted and talented program is for dorks, dweebs, nerds, and know-it-alls like Andrea who are perfect in every way. We all took some dumb test a few weeks ago, and Andrea probably got the best score in the whole school. "Isn't that fabulous?" Andrea said. "I'm gifted and talented!" "What's your talent?" I asked her. "Being annoying?" Some of the kids laughed. Andrea gave

艾米丽，我很担心。“当然不会!”安德里亚说。 “克鲁茨先生叫我进去，说我要参加天才项目!”哦,男人!这算。 这个天赋异禀的节目是为书呆子、书呆子、书呆子和像安德里亚这样的万事通准备的，他们在各方面都很完美。 几周前我们都参加了一个愚蠢的考试，安德里亚可能是全校最好的。 “这不是很棒吗?”安德里亚说。 “我很有天赋!”“你有什么才能?”我问她。 “讨厌?”一些孩子笑了。 安德里亚了