8 Ch8-Striker Smith's Final Battle

Chapter 8 Striker Smith's Final Battle Ryan pulled the string up. There was nothing on the other end! Striker Smith was gone! Suddenly the ride got all bumpy. Mrs. Kormel pulled off the side of the road. She opened the door and got out to see what was the matter. "You're in big trouble, A.J.," Andrea said.

赖安把绳子拉上来。 电话那头什么也没有!射手史密斯不见了!突然，旅途变得颠簸不堪。 科梅尔太太把车停在路边。 她打开门走出去看看发生了什么事。 “你有大麻烦了，aj，”安德里亚说。

"So is your face," I replied. Mrs. Kormel came back on the bus. She was holding Striker Smith in her hand. Or what was left of him, anyway. His head was gone. So was one of his legs and the arm that used to hold his sword. I felt bad. My parents probably paid a lot of money to get me this cool action figure, and now it was totally crushed. On the other hand, it is also a wellknown fact that crushing stuff and pulling the limbs off action figures is cool. All in all, I was just happy that Show and Share was over. It wouldn't be very cool to show the class an action figure that was missing an arm, a leg, and his head.

“你的脸也是这样，”我回答。 考梅尔太太坐上了公共汽车。 她手里握着射手史密斯。 或者是他的遗骨。 他的头不见了。还有他的一条腿和用来拿剑的手臂。 我感觉很糟糕。我父母可能花了很多钱给我买了这个很酷的人偶，现在它完全崩溃了。 另一方面，这也是一个众所周知的事实，粉碎东西和拉下四肢的动作人物是很酷的。 总之，我很高兴“展示和分享”结束了。 如果给同学们看一个少了胳膊、腿和头的公仔，那可就不太酷了。

"Who does this belong to?" asked Mrs. Kormel. Andrea looked at me. I looked at Ryan. Ryan looked at me. Mrs. Kormel looked at me. I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. "I said, who does this belong to?" "Striker Smith belongs to a secret organization of crime fighters," I said. I thought Mrs. Kormel was going to be really mad. But she just told us all to get off the bus. She said we had a flat tire and she was going to call Mr. Klutz to send somebody out to fix it. In the meantime, we'd have to wait outside. "Now we're going to miss lunch!" one of the mean fifth graders complained.

“这是谁的?”考梅尔太太问。 安德烈看着我。我看着瑞恩。 瑞恩看着我。科梅尔太太看着我。 我不知道该说什么。 我不知道该怎么办。我必须快速思考。 “我说，这是谁的?”“史密斯射手属于一个打击犯罪的秘密组织，”我说。 我以为考梅尔太太会很生气。 但她只是让我们都下车。 她说我们的轮胎漏气了，她要打电话给克鲁茨先生，让他派人来修理。 与此同时，我们得在外面等。 “现在我们要错过午餐了!”一个刻薄的五年级学生抱怨道。

"Who cares about lunch?" said somebody else. "We're going to miss recess!" "It's all Arlo's fault," said Andrea. "It is not," I said. "It is too." "Oh yeah?" I said. "Well, stupid begins with an s and that's what you are." Ha-ha-ha! In her face! We all got off the bus. It was a quiet road, and there were no other cars or houses or people around. Me and Ryan and Michael went to look at the flat tire.

“谁在乎午饭?”另一个人说。 “我们要错过课间休息了!”“这都是阿乐的错。”安德烈说。 “不是的，”我说。“也是。” “哦?”我说。“好吧，笨蛋是以s开头的，你就是这样的人。” 哈哈哈!在她脸上!我们都下了车。 这是一条安静的路，周围没有其他的汽车、房子或人。 我和瑞安还有迈克尔去看爆胎。

Striker Smith's sword was stuck right in the tire with his arm still attached to it. It was cool. It was like that story "The Sword in the Stone," except with a tire. Mrs. Kormel tried to call Mr. Klutz on her cell phone, but something was wrong, and she started stamping her feet and yelling. "Bix blattinger!" she yelled. "My cell phone battery is dead!" Mrs. Kormel said she would have to fix the flat tire herself. She told us to get our lunches and have a little picnic on the sidewalk while she got out her tools and the spare tire. Not everybody had brought a lunch bag, because some kids buy the school

打手史密斯的剑正好插在轮胎里他的手臂还挂在上面。 很酷。就像《石中剑》里的故事一样，只不过有个轮胎。 科梅尔太太试着用手机打给克鲁茨先生，但有点不对劲，她开始跺着脚大喊大叫。 “比克斯·布拉廷格!” “我的手机没电了!”科梅尔太太说她得自己去修爆胎。 她让我们去拿午餐，在人行道上野餐，而她则拿出工具和备胎。 并不是每个人都带了午餐袋，因为有些孩子买了学校的

lunch. They must be nuts. The school lunch is usually rubber hot dogs, chicken nuggets that bounce, and nachos that glow in the dark. I wouldn't eat the school lunch if I was stawing and there was no other food left in the world. Mrs. Kormel asked us to share some of our food with kids who didn't bring a lunch. I gave my tuna sandwich to one of the first graders, but I kept my pudding treat. I always eat my treat first anyway. You should always eat your treat first because if an asteroid hits the earth in the middle of lunch and destroys the planet, well, at least you got to eat your dessert. That's

午餐。他们一定是疯了。学校的午餐通常是橡胶热狗、弹跳的鸡块和在黑暗中发光的玉米片。 我不会吃学校的午餐，如果我是炖，没有其他食物剩下的世界。 科梅尔太太让我们把一些食物分给没有带午餐的孩子。 我把金枪鱼三明治给了一个一年级的学生，但我保留了我的布丁。 反正我总是先吃我的。 你应该先吃你的甜点，因为如果一颗小行星在午餐期间撞击地球并摧毁了地球，那么，至少你可以吃你的甜点。 这是