疯狂的学校 · 11 Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal
Chapter 6 The Nude Kid's Dad Finally Mrs. Kormel stopped the bus in front of a house and pushed the button to make the magic STOP sign pop out. "This must be the nude kid's house," Ryan said. It looked like a pretty normal house. There was a swing set on the lawn and a car in the driveway. You would never
最后,科梅尔太太把车停在一所房子前,按下按钮,神奇的“停止”标志就冒了出来。 “这一定是那个裸体小孩的家,”瑞恩说。 它看起来就像一个很普通的房子。 草坪上有一个秋千,车道上有一辆汽车。 你永远不会
know that nudists lived there. Nobody came out of the house, so Mrs. Kormel honked the horn. We all craned our necks to get a look at the nude kid, but he didn't come out. "Where is he?" Ryan asked. Suddenly the front door of the house opened. A guy came out with an umbrella. And it was the most amazing thing in the history of the world. You know why? Because the guy had clothes on! The guy with clothes on came over to the bus. He climbed up the steps and said something to Mrs. Kormel. "Bix blattinger!" muttered Mrs. Kormel
要知道那里住着裸体主义者。 没有人从房子里出来,于是科梅尔太太按了喇叭。 我们都伸长了脖子想看一看那个裸体的孩子,但是他没有出来。 “他在哪儿?”瑞恩问道。 突然,房子的前门开了。 一个人拿着伞走了出来。 这是世界历史上最神奇的事情。 你知道为什么吗?因为那家伙穿着衣服!那个穿衣服的人向公共汽车走来。 他爬上台阶,对科尔梅尔太太说了些什么。 “呸!”考梅尔太太嘟囔着
after the guy got off the bus. She was probably mad at Mr. Klutz because he made her drive all the way out to the nude kid's house and the nude kid wasn't even there.
那人下车后。 她可能是在生克鲁茨先生的气因为他让她大老远开车去那个裸体小孩的家而那个裸体小孩根本不在家。
"What did he say?" we all asked. "What did he say?" "He said his wife drove their son to school today on her way to work," Mrs. Kormel told us. "She didn't want him to be late on his first day of school." "Maybe she took him to buy some clothes," said Michael. Mrs. Kormel closed the bus door and made the magic STOP sign go back. Before the nude kid's dad went inside his house, me and Ryan leaned out the window and yelled to him. "Hey, mister! Do you sleep with clothes on and then take them off after you wake up?"
“他说了什么?”我们都问。 “他说什么?”“他说他的妻子今天在上班的路上开车送儿子去学校,”科尔梅尔太太告诉我们。 “她不想让他第一天上学就迟到。” “也许她带他去买衣服了,”迈克尔说。 科梅尔太太关上车门,把神奇的“停止”标志放回原处。 在那个裸体孩子的爸爸进家门之前,我和瑞恩探出窗户对他大喊大叫。 “嘿,先生!你是不是穿着衣服睡觉,醒来后再把衣服脱掉?”
"Where does your son keep his lunch money if he doesn't have pockets?" It was hilarious. The nude kid's dad just looked at us with this confused expression on his face. Then he went inside. Nudists are weird.
“如果你儿子没有口袋,他的午餐钱放在哪里?”太搞笑了。 那个裸体孩子的爸爸只是看着我们,脸上带着困惑的表情。 然后他走了进去。裸体主义者很奇怪。
