6 Ch6-The Nude Kid's Dad

Chapter 6 The Nude Kid's Dad Finally Mrs. Kormel stopped the bus in front of a house and pushed the button to make the magic STOP sign pop out. "This must be the nude kid's house," Ryan said. It looked like a pretty normal house. There was a swing set on the lawn and a car in the driveway. You would never

know that nudists lived there. Nobody came out of the house, so Mrs. Kormel honked the horn. We all craned our necks to get a look at the nude kid, but he didn't come out. "Where is he?" Ryan asked. Suddenly the front door of the house opened. A guy came out with an umbrella. And it was the most amazing thing in the history of the world. You know why? Because the guy had clothes on! The guy with clothes on came over to the bus. He climbed up the steps and said something to Mrs. Kormel. "Bix blattinger!" muttered Mrs. Kormel

after the guy got off the bus. She was probably mad at Mr. Klutz because he made her drive all the way out to the nude kid's house and the nude kid wasn't even there.

"What did he say?" we all asked. "What did he say?" "He said his wife drove their son to school today on her way to work," Mrs. Kormel told us. "She didn't want him to be late on his first day of school." "Maybe she took him to buy some clothes," said Michael. Mrs. Kormel closed the bus door and made the magic STOP sign go back. Before the nude kid's dad went inside his house, me and Ryan leaned out the window and yelled to him. "Hey, mister! Do you sleep with clothes on and then take them off after you wake up?"

"Where does your son keep his lunch money if he doesn't have pockets?" It was hilarious. The nude kid's dad just looked at us with this confused expression on his face. Then he went inside. Nudists are weird.