3 Ch3-My Head Almost Exploded

Chapter 3 My Head Almost Exploded "Bingle boo! Limpus kidoodle," said Mrs. Kormel. Andrea's equally annoying crybaby friend Emily got on the bus in front of her house. She sat down next to Andrea, and they studied Andrea's dumb flash cards together.

第三章我的头差点炸开!“Limpus kidoodle，”科尔梅尔太太说。 安德里亚同样讨厌的爱哭鬼朋友艾米丽在她家门前坐上了公交车。 她在安德里亚旁边坐下，他们一起研究安德里亚的蠢卡片。

"Is everybody here?" asked Mrs. Kormel after she picked up a few more kids. "Yes," we all said. "If you're not here, raise your hand." I knew that was a trick question, because if somebody wasn't there we wouldn't be able to see if their hand was up. But just to be on the safe side, I got up in my seat to see if anybody who wasn't there had their hand up. "Limpus kidoodle, A.J.," said Mrs. Kormel. In case you don't remember, that means "sit down." Mrs. Kormel doesn't like it when we get out of our seats. "No standing on the seats," said Mrs. Kormel.

“大家都到齐了吗?”考梅尔太太又抱起几个孩子后问道。 “是的，”我们都说。“如果你不在这里，请举手。” 我知道这是个刁钻的问题，因为如果有人不在，我们就看不出他的手是否举过。 但为了安全起见，我从座位上站起来，看看有没有人没有举手。 “好极了，aj，”考梅尔太太说。 如果你不记得了，那是“坐下”的意思。 科梅尔太太不喜欢我们离开座位。 “不要站在座位上，”科尔梅尔太太说。

"Can I kneel on my seat?" I asked. "You can only kneel on your seat if your name is Neil. Anyone named Neil may kneel." "Can I stand if my name is Stan?" asked Ryan. "Okay," said Mrs. Kormel. "If your name

“我可以跪在座位上吗?”我问。 “如果你的名字是尼尔，你只能跪在座位上。 任何叫尼尔的人都可以下跪。” “如果我叫斯坦，我能站起来吗?”瑞恩问。 “好吧，”考梅尔太太说。如果你的名字是

is Stan, you can stand." "I can't stand sitting down," Michael said. "Nobody can stand sitting down," Ryan said. "If you're sitting down, you're not standing." "Can you crouch if your name is Crouch?" I asked. "There's nobody named Crouch!" Andrea told me. She thinks she knows everything. "Oh yeah?" I said. "What about that guy on Sesame Street named Oscar the Crouch?" "That's Oscar the Grouch, dumbhead!" Andrea said.

是斯坦，你可以站起来。”“我不能坐着，”迈克尔说。 “没人能坐着不动，”瑞恩说。 “如果你坐着，你就不是站着。” “如果你叫克劳奇，你能蹲下吗?”我问。 “没有叫克劳奇的!”安德莉亚告诉我的。 她自以为无所不知。 “哦?”我说。“《芝麻街》里那个叫奥斯卡·克劳奇的家伙怎么样?”“那是格鲁奇奥斯卡，笨蛋!”安德里亚说。

I knew that. "Now that we're all here, how about singing a song to make the ride go quicker?" suggested Mrs. Kormel. "Let's sing 'The Wheels on the Bus'!" said Andrea. "I love that song." "I hate that song," I said. "Can we sing 'Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall'?" Mrs. Kormel said we couldn't sing about beer because kids aren't allowed to drink beer. I wouldn't want to drink beer even if I was allowed to. My dad gave me a sip of his beer once. I thought I was gonna throw up. Mrs. Kormel said we could sing "Ninety-nine Bottles of Pop on the Wall" if we wanted to. The girls started singing "The Wheels

我知道。“既然我们都到齐了，不如唱首歌让这趟旅程过得快一点吧?”科尔梅尔太太建议道。 “我们来唱《车轮上的巴士》吧!”安德里亚说。 “我喜欢那首歌。”“我讨厌那首歌，”我说。 “我们可以唱‘墙上的九十九瓶啤酒’吗?”科梅尔太太说我们不能唱关于啤酒的歌因为孩子是不允许喝啤酒的。 即使允许我喝啤酒，我也不想喝。 我爸爸曾经给过我一口他的啤酒。 我以为我要吐了。 考梅尔太太说如果我们愿意，我们可以唱《墙上的99瓶汽水》。 女孩们开始唱“轮子”

on the Bus!" The boys started singing "Ninety-nine Bottles of Pop on the Wall." Me and Michael and Ryan tried to sing louder than all the girls. Andrea and Emily tried to sing louder than all the boys. It was really loud in there. Soon everybody on the bus was screaming, and kids were bouncing around like Mexican jumping beans. I covered my ears so my head wouldn't explode. Something about being on a school bus makes you want to go crazy. Maybe it's all that yellow. I'll bet Mrs. Kormel was sorry she told us to sing. Suddenly she blew her whistle really loud. "Zingy zip!" she yelled.

在公共汽车上!”男孩们开始唱“墙上的99瓶汽水”。 我和迈克尔还有瑞恩试着唱得比其他女孩都大声。 安德里亚和艾米丽试图唱得比所有的男孩都大声。 里面真的很吵。 很快，车上的每个人都尖叫起来，孩子们像墨西哥跳豆一样蹦蹦跳跳。 我捂着耳朵，免得脑袋爆炸。 在校车上的某些事让你想发疯。 也许是黄色的缘故。 我敢说科尔梅尔太太一定很后悔让我们唱歌。 突然，她把口哨吹得很响。 “Zingy zip!”