疯狂的学校 · 11 Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal
Chapter 2 Mrs. Kormel's Secret Language I dashed on the bus and there was Mrs. Kormel, the school bus driver. She was wearing a crash helmet on her head and a silver whistle around her neck. "Bingle boo, A.J.!" she said. "Bingle boo, Mrs. Kormel." "Bingle boo" is Mrs. Kormel's way of
第二章考梅尔夫人的秘密语言我冲上公共汽车,站在那里的是考梅尔夫人,她是校车司机。 她头上戴着安全帽,脖子上挂着一个银色的哨子。 “啊哈,A.J.!”她说。 “嘭,考梅尔太太。” "宾格布"是科梅尔太太的方式
saying "hello." One time I asked her why she doesn't just say "hello" like normal people. "I'm inventing my own secret language," she told me. "Everybody says 'hello.' But I think 'hello' is boring. I'm trying to get people to switch from saying 'hello'
说“你好。”有一次我问她为什么不像正常人那样说声“你好”。 “我在发明自己的秘密语言,”她告诉我。 “每个人都说‘你好’。但是我觉得“你好”很无聊。 我试着让人们从说“你好”
to saying 'bingle boo.' Secret languages are fun!" Mrs. Kormel is not normal. "Limpus kidoodle," said Mrs. Korrnel. That means "sit down" in Mrs. Kormel's secret language. I looked around the bus. There was a snot-covered kindergartner in the front row behind Mrs. Kormel, and a few angry fifth graders in the back row. Fifth graders are really mean because they get a lot of homework. The more homework you get, the meaner you are. That's why fifth graders are meaner than fourth graders, and fourth graders are meaner than third graders, and third
到说“bingle boo”。秘密语言很有趣!”科梅尔夫人不正常。 “Limpus kidoodle,”科内尔太太说。 这在科梅尔夫人的密语里是"坐下"的意思。 我环顾了一下公共汽车。科梅尔夫人后面的前排坐着一个满身是鼻涕的幼儿园小朋友,后排坐着几个愤怒的五年级学生。 五年级的学生很刻薄,因为他们有很多作业。 你的作业越多,你就越刻薄。 这就是为什么五年级的学生比四年级的学生差,四年级的学生比三年级的学生差
graders are meaner than second graders. You don't want to go near seventh or eighth graders. They get lots of homework, and they just hate the world. I hope I never get to high school. I sat down in the middle by myself. Mrs. Kormel stopped the bus at the next corner, and a few other kids got on. At the stop after that, my friends Ryan and Michael got on. "Bingle boo!" Mrs. Kormel said to Ryan and Michael. "Limpus kidoodle." Ryan and Michael sat down next to me. "What did you bring in for Show and Share?" Ryan asked. "I brought in an old light switch."
小学一年级比二年级刻薄。 你可不想接近七年级或八年级的学生。 他们有很多的家庭作业,他们讨厌这个世界。 我希望我永远不要上高中。 我一个人坐在中间。 科梅尔太太在下一个拐角处把车停了下来,其他几个孩子上了车。 在那之后的一站,我的朋友瑞恩和迈克尔上了车。 “短发boo !”考梅尔太太对瑞安和迈克尔说。 “Limpus kidoodle。”瑞安和迈克尔坐在我旁边。 “你带了什么来参加‘展示与分享’?”瑞恩问道。 “我带来了一个旧电灯开关。”
"I brought in a ball of string," said Michael. Show and Share is when we bring something from home that starts with a certain letter of the alphabet and talk about it in class. Today's letter was s. I took my Show and Share thing out of my backpack. It was an action figure called Striker Smith. He's a superhero from the future who travels through time and fights bad guys with a sharp sword that's attached to his hand. He can turn into a jet plane, too, and fly when you push a button. I saw a commercial for Striker Smith on TV and bugged my parents until they finally got it for me.
“我带来了一个线球,”迈克尔说。 “展示和分享”是指我们从家里带一些以字母表中某个字母开头的东西,然后在课堂上讨论。 今天的信是5。我把我的“展示和分享”的东西从背包里拿出来。 这是一个叫“射手史密斯”的人偶。 他是一位来自未来的超级英雄,他穿越时空,用一把绑在手上的利剑与坏人战斗。 他也可以变成一架喷气式飞机,当你按下一个按钮时就会飞起来。 我在电视上看到了一个射手史密斯的广告,于是我不断地向父母打听,直到他们终于帮我弄到了广告。
"Striker Smith belongs to a secret organization of crime fighters," I told Ryan and Michael! in case they didn't see the commercial. "You should get extra credit," Ryan said, "because Striker Smith has two S's." "He's cool," said Michael. "Sometimes I take my old action figures down to the basement and my dad lets me saw them
“射手史密斯属于一个打击犯罪的秘密组织,”我告诉瑞安和迈克尔!以防他们没看到广告。 “你应该得到额外的学分,”瑞恩说,“因为射手史密斯有两个S。” “他很酷,”迈克尔说。 “有时我把我的旧人偶带到地下室,我爸爸让我看
