疯狂的学校 · 11 Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal
Chapter 10 Mrs. Kormel Is Driving Us Crazy We couldn't just sit around on the bus forever. Soon we would die of starvation or kill each other, like they do in the movies all the time. "We've got to do something!" Emily said. For once she was right. That's when I
第十章科梅尔太太把我们逼疯了我们不能永远坐在公共汽车上。 很快我们就会饿死或者自相残杀,就像电影里经常出现的那样。 “我们必须做点什么!”艾米丽说。 这一次她说对了。那时候我
got the most genius idea in the history of the world. There must have been at least twenty kids on the bus. If we all got out and pushed, maybe we could push the bus out of the ditch! I got up and and told Mrs. Kormel about my genius idea. At first she thought I was crazy and told me to go limpus kidoodle. But I guess she thought it over and decided to give it a shot. "Okay, everybody off the bus!" she yelled. We all got off the bus and went to the back. "When I say push, everybody push," Mrs. Kormel yelled out the window.
想出了世界历史上最天才的主意。 公共汽车上至少有二十个孩子。 如果我们都下车推,也许我们可以把公共汽车推出沟渠!我站起来,把我的天才想法告诉了科梅尔太太。 一开始她以为我疯了,叫我去" limpus kidoodle "。 但我猜她想了想,决定试一试。 “好了,大家都下车!”她喊道。 我们都下了车,走到后面。 “我说推,大家就推,”考梅尔太太对着窗外喊道。
"One... two... three... PUSH!" I pushed with all my might. Everybody was grunting and groaning and moaning. The bus didn't move. "Harder!" yelled Ryan. And then the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. The bus started moving! "Hooray!" everybody yelled.
“一个……两个……三个……推!”我用尽了全力。 每个人都在哼哼、呻吟、呻吟。 公共汽车没有动。“再用力点!”瑞恩喊道。 然后,世界历史上最神奇的事情发生了。 公共汽车开动了!“万岁!”每个人都喊道。
Mrs. Kormel steered the bus back onto the road, and we all piled in. She told me my idea was great, and promised to drive carefully the rest of the way to school. The only one who wasn't happy was Andrea. She was looking at her watch. "Now we've missed music class," she complained. That was fine with me. I hate music. "Y 'know," Michael said, "maybe Mrs. Kormel isn't a bus driver at all. Did you ever think of that?" "Yeah," Ryan said. "Maybe she captured our real bus driver and has her tied up in a cave. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." "Stop trying to scare Emily," Andrea said.
科梅尔太太把车开回到路上,我们都挤了进去。 她告诉我我的主意很好,并答应在去学校的路上小心开车。 唯一不高兴的是安德里亚。 她在看表。 “现在我们错过了音乐课,”她抱怨道。 这对我来说很好。我讨厌音乐。 “你知道,”迈克尔说,“也许考梅尔夫人根本就不是公共汽车司机。 你想过吗?”“是的,”瑞恩说。 “也许她抓住了我们真正的巴士司机,把她绑在一个山洞里。 你知道,这样的事情经常发生。” “别吓唬艾米丽了,”安德里亚说。
"Maybe we're being kidnapped," I added, "Maybe Mrs. Kormel is driving us to her secret underground hideout at the North Pole, where she's going to do unspeakable things to us." "Like what things?" Emily asked, all worried. "I can't tell you," I told her. "They're unspeakable!" "We've got to do something!" Emily said. "I don't want to go to the North Pole!" That girl will fall for everything. Emily probably wanted to run away. But there was no place to run. She was stuck on the bus. So she started crying. What a baby! Once Emily started crying, it set off a
“也许我们是被绑架了,”我补充说,“也许考梅尔太太正把我们带到她在北极的秘密地下藏身处,在那里她要对我们做些不可言说的事。” “比如什么事情?”爱米丽问道,非常担心。 “我不能告诉你,”我告诉她。 “他们的!”“我们必须做点什么!”艾米丽说。 “我不想去北极!”那个女孩什么都喜欢。 艾米丽可能想要逃跑 但却无处可逃。 她被困在公共汽车上了。于是她哭了起来。 真是个孩子!艾米丽一开始哭,就引发了
