疯狂的学校 · 11 Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal

10 Ch10-Mrs. Kormel Is Driving Us Crazy

Chapter 10 Mrs. Kormel Is Driving Us Crazy We couldn't just sit around on the bus forever. Soon we would die of starvation or kill each other, like they do in the movies all the time. "We've got to do something!" Emily said. For once she was right. That's when I

got the most genius idea in the history of the world. There must have been at least twenty kids on the bus. If we all got out and pushed, maybe we could push the bus out of the ditch! I got up and and told Mrs. Kormel about my genius idea. At first she thought I was crazy and told me to go limpus kidoodle. But I guess she thought it over and decided to give it a shot. "Okay, everybody off the bus!" she yelled. We all got off the bus and went to the back. "When I say push, everybody push," Mrs. Kormel yelled out the window.

"One... two... three... PUSH!" I pushed with all my might. Everybody was grunting and groaning and moaning. The bus didn't move. "Harder!" yelled Ryan. And then the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. The bus started moving! "Hooray!" everybody yelled.

Mrs. Kormel steered the bus back onto the road, and we all piled in. She told me my idea was great, and promised to drive carefully the rest of the way to school. The only one who wasn't happy was Andrea. She was looking at her watch. "Now we've missed music class," she complained. That was fine with me. I hate music. "Y 'know," Michael said, "maybe Mrs. Kormel isn't a bus driver at all. Did you ever think of that?" "Yeah," Ryan said. "Maybe she captured our real bus driver and has her tied up in a cave. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." "Stop trying to scare Emily," Andrea said.

"Maybe we're being kidnapped," I added, "Maybe Mrs. Kormel is driving us to her secret underground hideout at the North Pole, where she's going to do unspeakable things to us." "Like what things?" Emily asked, all worried. "I can't tell you," I told her. "They're unspeakable!" "We've got to do something!" Emily said. "I don't want to go to the North Pole!" That girl will fall for everything. Emily probably wanted to run away. But there was no place to run. She was stuck on the bus. So she started crying. What a baby! Once Emily started crying, it set off a

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