12 Ch12-The Worst Moment of My Life

Chapter 12 The Worst Moment of My Life We had to let Andrea sit with us in the vomitorium because I was still being nice to her. My mom packed me a jelly sandwich because it was meat loaf day and I hate meat loaf. "I love meat loaf," said Andrea. "It goes so well with mashed potatoes."

第12章我生命中最糟糕的时刻我们不得不让安德里亚和我们坐在一起，因为我仍然对她很好。 我妈妈给我准备了果冻三明治，因为今天是肉饼日，而我讨厌肉饼。 “我喜欢肉饼，”安德里亚说。 “它和土豆泥很搭。”

What a waste, I thought, looking at Andrea's mashed potatoes. Those potatoes could be powering someone's car or washing machine. Suddenly Mr. Klutz came running into the vomitorium. "Has anybody seen Mr. Docker?" asked Mr. Klutz. "He ran away again."

看着安德里亚做的土豆泥，我想，真是浪费。 这些土豆可以为某人的汽车或洗衣机提供动力。 突然，克鲁茨先生跑进了礼堂。 “有人看见多克先生吗?”克鲁茨先生问。 “他又跑了。”

Everybody looked at me. "A.J. drove him crazy," said Andrea. the big tattletale. "He asked Mr. Docker so many why questions that he went running out of the room." "It's not my fault!" I said. "Mr. Docker was crazy long before I got to him." "It is too your fault!" "Is not!" We went back and forth like that for a while. Finally I got sick of listening to Andrea. I scooped up some of her mashed potatoes and mashed them right on top of her head! Ha-ha-ha! "Eeeeeek!" Andrea screamed. "I'm covered in potatoes!"

每个人都看着我。“A.J. 把他逼疯了。”安德烈说。 那个大泄密者。“他问了多克先生那么多为什么的问题，以至于他跑出了房间。” “这不是我的错!”我说。 “早在我找到多克先生之前，他就疯了。” “这也是你的错!”“不是!”我们这样来来回回聊了一会儿。 最后，我听厌了安德里亚。 我舀起一些她的土豆泥，在她的头顶上捣碎!哈哈哈!“Eeeeeek !”安德里亚尖叫。 “我浑身都是土豆!”

"So is your face!" I yelled. Andrea got up and stood on her chair. "Hey everybody!" she yelled. "I have an announcement. I know what A.J. stands for. A.J. stands for... Arlo Jervis!" No! She said it! I couldn't believe she actually said it! Out loud! I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. So I did the only thing I could do, I ran out of the vomitorium. I ran out of the school. I ran home. And that's where I'm going to stay for the rest of my life. Maybe after a million hundred years go

“你的脸也是!”我喊道。 安德烈站起来，站在椅子上。 “大家好!”她喊道。 “我要宣布一件事。我知道A.J. 代表。A.J.代表…… 洛杰维斯!”不!是她说的!我不敢相信她真的这么说了!大声!我不知道该说什么。 我不知道该怎么办。我必须快速思考。 所以我做了我唯一能做的事，我跑出了体育馆。 我跑出了学校。我跑回家。 我将在那里度过我的余生。 也许在一百万年之后

by, everybody will forget that A.J. stands for Arlo Jervis. Maybe then I'll be able to go back to school and face my friends again. Maybe then I'll be able to return to a normal life. But it won't be easy!

到那时，大家都会忘记aj 代表阿罗·杰维斯。也许到那时我就能回到学校，再次面对我的朋友们。 也许到那时我就能回到正常的生活了。 但这并不容易!