12 Ch12-The Worst Moment of My Life

Chapter 12 The Worst Moment of My Life We had to let Andrea sit with us in the vomitorium because I was still being nice to her. My mom packed me a jelly sandwich because it was meat loaf day and I hate meat loaf. "I love meat loaf," said Andrea. "It goes so well with mashed potatoes."

What a waste, I thought, looking at Andrea's mashed potatoes. Those potatoes could be powering someone's car or wash- ing machine. Suddenly Mr. Klutz came running into the vomitorium. "Has anybody seen Mr. Docker?" asked Mr. Klutz. "He ran away again."

Everybody looked at me. "A.J. drove him crazy," said Andrea. the big tattletale. "He asked Mr. Docker so many why questions that he went running out of the room." "It's not my fault!" I said. "Mr. Docker was crazy long before I got to him." "It is too your fault!" "Is not!" We went back and forth like that for a while. Finally I got sick of listening to Andrea. I scooped up some of her mashed potatoes and mashed them right on top of her head! Ha-ha-ha! "Eeeeeek!" Andrea screamed. "I'm covered in potatoes!"

"So is your face!" I yelled. Andrea got up and stood on her chair. "Hey everybody!" she yelled. "I have an announcement. I know what A.J. stands for. A.J. stands for... Arlo Jervis!" No! She said it! I couldn't believe she actually said it! Out loud! I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. So I did the only thing I could do, I ran out of the vomitorium. I ran out of the school. I ran home. And that's where I'm going to stay for the rest of my life. Maybe after a million hundred years go

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by, everybody will forget that A.J. stands for Arlo Jervis. Maybe then I'll be able to go back to school and face my friends again. Maybe then I'll be able to return to a normal life. But it won't be easy!