4 Ch4-Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

Chapter 4 Miss Daisy Is Crazy! In the lunchroom I opened my lunchbox and saw that my mom had packed me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I traded it with Michael Robinson for his potato chips. Everybody was talking about Miss Daisy. "Miss Daisy is crazy," Ryan said.

第四章黛西小姐疯了!在餐厅里，我打开饭盒，看到妈妈给我准备了花生酱和果冻三明治。 我用它和迈克尔·罗宾逊交换了他的薯片。 每个人都在谈论黛西小姐。 “黛西小姐疯了，”瑞恩说。

"She's the weirdest teacher I ever had," said Emily. "She can't read, she can't write, and she can't even do arithmetic. What kind of a teacher is that?" "A bad one," I said.

“她是我遇到过的最古怪的老师，”艾米丽说。 “她不会读，不会写，甚至不会做算术。 这是什么老师啊?”“很糟糕，”我说。

"Hey, I just thought of something," Michael Robinson was able to say even though his mouth was filled with peanut butter. "Do you think that maybe Miss Daisy isn't really a teacher at all?" "What do you mean?" Ryan asked.

“嘿，我刚想到一件事，”迈克尔·罗宾逊(Michael Robinson)虽然嘴里塞满了花生酱，但还是能说出来。 “你觉得黛西小姐可能根本就不是老师吗?”“你是什么意思?”瑞恩问道。

"Maybe she's an impostor," said Andrea. "An impostor? What's that?" I asked. "Somebody who imposts?" "No, silly. An impostor is somebody who pretends to be somebody else," Andrea explained. "She might be a fake teacher." "Maybe Miss Daisy is really a jewel thief or a bank robber," I guessed. "Maybe she snuck into the school and is hiding so the police won't catch her." "I think you're the one who's crazy." Andrea giggled, choking on her milk. But what if Miss Daisy was a bank robber? Or she could be a horse thief or a

“也许她是个骗子，”安德烈说。 “一个骗子?那是什么?”我问。 “有人在征税吗?”“不,傻。 冒名顶替者就是假装成别人的人，”安德里亚解释道。 “她可能是个假老师。” “也许黛西小姐真的是个珠宝大盗或者银行大盗，”我猜想。 “也许她是溜进学校躲起来的，这样警察就抓不到她了。” “我觉得疯的是你。” 安德里亚咯咯地笑着，被牛奶噎住了。 但如果黛西小姐是抢银行的呢? 也可能是偷马贼或者

cattle rustler or somebody who parks where there is a yellow line on the curb. My head was starting to fill with all kinds of awful things Miss Daisy could be. "Maybe Miss Daisy kidnapped our real teacher and is holding her for ransom!" I suggested. "Wow, you think so?" Emily asked, looking all scared. "What's ransom?" asked Ryan. "My mom tells me I'm handsome," Michael Robinson claimed. "Not handsome! Ransom!" said Andrea. "I don't know what it is, but whenever somebody is kidnapped, they get held for it."

偷牛贼或者把车停在路边黄线处的人。 我的脑子里开始充满了黛西小姐可能会做的各种可怕的事情。 “也许黛西小姐绑架了我们真正的老师，并挟持她索要赎金!”我建议。 “哇，你这么认为?”爱米丽问道，看起来很害怕。 “什么是赎金?”瑞恩问。 “我妈妈说我很帅，”迈克尔·罗宾逊说。 “不帅!赎金!”安德烈说。 “我不知道是什么，但只要有人被绑架，他们就会因此被捕。”

"In cartoons people who get kidnapped are always tied up to railroad tracks," I reminded everybody. "Maybe our real teacher is tied up to some railroad tracks right now!" "We've got to save her!" said Emily, and she went running out of the lunchroom. "Wait a minute," said Michael Robinson. "That doesn't make sense. If Miss Daisy can't even read or do arithmetic, how is

“在动画片里，被绑架的人总是被绑在铁轨上，”我提醒大家。 “也许我们真正的老师现在被绑在铁轨上了!”“我们得去救她!”爱米丽说着，跑出了餐厅。 “等一下，”迈克尔·罗宾逊说。 “这说不通。如果黛西小姐连阅读和算术都不会，怎么会