10 Ch10-Football Players Are Really Dumb

Chapter 10 Football Players Are Really Dumb "Boys and girls, today we have a very special and famous guest," Miss Daisy said. "His name is Boomer Wiggins." "Wow!" was the first thing everybody said. "Who's he?" was the second thing everybody said.

“孩子们，今天我们请来了一位非常特别和有名的客人，”黛西小姐说。 “他叫布玛尔·威金斯。” “哇!”这是每个人说的第一句话。 “他是谁?”这是大家问的第二件事。

But I knew who Boomer Wiggins was. Because Boomer Wiggins was my hero. He was the quarterback of my favorite football team, the Chargers! Wow! A real football player right in our classroom! Miss Daisy told us that Boomer Wiggins had a daughter in fourth grade, and that's why he was spending the day at our school. When Boomer Wiggins walked into the class, everybody gasped. He was really big and had so many muscles that they poked right against his shirt! We all crowded around him, and Boomer let us feel his arm muscles. I couldn't even get my hands around them! Then Boomer picked up Emily with one hand.

但我知道布玛尔·维金斯是谁。 因为布玛尔·维金斯是我的英雄。 他是我最喜欢的橄榄球队——闪电队的四分卫!哇!一个真正的足球运动员就在我们的教室里!黛西小姐告诉我们，布玛尔·威金斯有个女儿，上四年级，所以他才在我们学校待了一天。 当布玛尔·威金斯走进教室时，每个人都倒吸了一口气。 他真的很大，有很多肌肉，他们戳到他的衬衫!我们都挤在他周围，布默让我们摸摸他手臂的肌肉。 我的手都拿不起来!然后布玛儿用一只手抱起了艾米丽。

He was amazing. Then he gave each of us a little plastic football, and he signed his name on each one. "Does anybody have any questions?" Boomer asked. "Do you like knocking guys on their butts?" I asked. Everybody laughed,

他很了不起。然后他给了我们每个人一个小塑料足球，并在每个足球上签了自己的名字。 “有人有什么问题吗?”潮问道。 “你喜欢打男人的屁股吗?”我问。 每个人都笑了,

even though I didn't say anything that was funny. Miss Daisy said it was "butt," not "butts," because a person only has one butt. But I said a butt was divided into two halves, so really it could be "butts." Miss Daisy said that was enough of that talk. I said she shouldn't be complaining because she was the one who started it. "I don't like knocking people down," Boomer told us, "but sometimes we have to because it's part of the game." "Mr. Wiggins," asked Miss Daisy, "is it true that football players are really dumb?" We all gasped. I was afraid Boomer Wiggins might knock Miss Daisy on her butt.

尽管我没说什么好笑的话。 黛西小姐说是“屁股”，不是“屁股”，因为人只有一个屁股。 但是我说过屁股被分成两半，所以它真的可以是“butts”。 黛西小姐说到此为止。 我说她不应该抱怨，因为是她挑起来的。 “我不喜欢把别人打倒，”Boomer告诉我们，“但有时候我们不得不这么做，因为这是游戏的一部分。” “威金斯先生，”黛西小姐问，“足球运动员真的很笨吗?”我们都倒吸了一口气。 我怕布玛尔·威金斯会把黛西小姐打得落花了。

"Excuse me?" Boomer said, like he wasn't sure if he had heard the question. "Well, somebody once told me that if you play football, you don't have to know how to read or write or do arithmetic or go to school." "Who told you that?" Boomer asked Miss Daisy. Everybody looked at me. I slid down so that my head was almost under my desk, and I hid behind my notebook. "Oh, a good friend of mine told me," Miss Daisy said. "Is it true?" "If I didn't go to school, I never could have become a football player," Boomer told us. "I have to read and study my

“对不起?”布默说，好像他不确定自己是否听到了这个问题。 “嗯，有人曾经告诉我，如果你踢足球，你不需要知道如何阅读、写作、做算术或去上学。” “谁告诉你的?”布玛儿问黛西小姐。 每个人都看着我。我滑了下去，我的头几乎到了桌子下面，我躲在笔记本后面。 “哦，我的一个好朋友告诉我的，”黛西小姐说。 “这是真的吗?”“如果我不去上学，我永远不可能成为一名足球运动员，”布默告诉我们。 “我必须阅读和研究我的

playbook very carefully. I have to write letters to my fans. Every week I have to study very hard to get ready for the next game." "Did you go to college?" asked Miss Daisy. "Yes," Boomer said, "and when my football career is over, I plan to go back to school so I can become a doctor." "Wow!" I said. "I want to go to college someday so I can become a doctor and knock guys on their butts. I mean butt." Everybody laughed, even though I didn't say anything funny. Then, to prove how smart he was, Boomer Wiggins read us a book and passed out

非常仔细地编写剧本。我得给我的粉丝写信。 每周我都要努力学习，为下一场比赛做准备。” “你上过大学吗?”黛西小姐问。 “是的，”布默说，“当我的足球生涯结束后，我打算回到学校，这样我就可以成为一名医生。” “哇!”我说。“我希望有一天能上大学，这样我就能成为一名医生，把男人打得满地找牙。 我是说屁股。”大家都笑了，尽管我没说什么好笑的话。 然后，为了证明他有多聪明，布玛尔·威金斯给我们读了一本书，然后昏倒了