1. No Good Reason

Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook

琼斯不是骗子

1/No Good Reason My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. Here is a story for you. It is called "Once Upon a Time My Grandfather Named Frank Miller Went to the Store and He Bought Me Some Mittens." Once upon a time my grandfather named Frank Miller went to the store and he bought me some mittens. They are made out of black furry fur. And guess what? It was not even my birthday! Or Christmas! Or Valentine's Day! Plus the mittens were not even on sale! Grampa Miller just bought them for no

没有充分理由我的名字叫朱妮B。 琼斯。B代表比阿特丽斯。 除了我不喜欢碧翠丝。 我只是喜欢B，仅此而已。 给你讲个故事。这首歌的名字叫《从前，我的祖父弗兰克·米勒去商店给我买了几副连指手套》。 从前，我的祖父弗兰克·米勒去商店给我买了一些连指手套。 它们是用黑色的毛皮做成的。 你猜怎么着?今天甚至不是我的生日!或者我的圣诞礼物!或者情人节!而且连指手套根本就不打折!米勒爷爷刚买了它们

good reason! And that is the bestest reason I ever heard of! That's how come I love that guy very much. Plus also he can skip. The end. I like that story a real lot. 'Cause guess why? I didn't even make it up, that's why! That adventure actually happened to me! My grampa Miller really did buy me mittens for no good reason! And they are gorgeous, I tell you! When I first opened them, I got filled with glee. Glee is when you run. And jump. And skip. And laugh. And clap. And dance on top of the dining room table.

充分的理由!这是我听过的最好的理由!这就是为什么我非常喜欢那个人。 而且他还会跳绳。最后。 我非常喜欢那个故事。 猜猜为什么?这都不是我编的，这就是原因!那次冒险真的发生在我身上!我爷爷米勒真的没有什么理由给我买了连指手套!我告诉你，它们太漂亮了!当我第一次打开它们的时候，我满心欢喜。 欢乐合唱团就是你奔跑的时候。和跳转。 和跳过。和笑。和鼓掌。 在餐桌上跳舞。

Then your mother takes you down from the table. And she carries you to your room for a time-out. Time-outs kill the glee. I wore my new mittens the whole entire morning. Plus also I wore them to afternoon kindergarten. I wore them with my attractive winter jacket. Only it wasn't actually cold out. Only who even cares? 'Cause that outfit looked very beautiful together. I showed my mittens to my bestest friend named Grace. Also, I showed them to a variety of strangers. After I got to school, I held my hands over my head. And I runned all over the playground. "LOOK, EVERYBODY! LOOK AT MY NEW MITTENS! MY GRAMPA FRANK

然后你妈妈把你从桌子上拉下来。 然后她把你带到你的房间休息。 暂停扼杀了欢乐。我整个上午都戴着我的新手套。 而且我还穿着它去了下午的幼儿园。 我把它们和我那件迷人的冬季夹克搭配在一起。 只不过外面并不冷。 谁会在乎呢?因为那套衣服搭配起来很漂亮。 我把我的手套给我最好的朋友格蕾丝看。 此外，我还把它们拿给各种各样的陌生人看。 到了学校后，我把手举过头顶。 我跑遍了整个操场。 “看,每个人!看我的新手套!我的弗兰克爷爷

MILLER BOUGHT THEM FOR NO GOOD REASON!" I waved them all around in the air. "HOW MANY CHILDREN SEE THESE LOVELY THINGS? RAISE YOUR HANDS," I hollered. Nobody raised their hands. "HOW MANY CHILDREN THINK THESE MITTENS ARE GORGEOUS? PLEASE COME FORWARD!" I yelled. Nobody came forward. I put my hands back down and walked to that Grace. "I couldn't create any interest," I said very glum. Only guess what? Just then, I spotted my other bestest friend named Lucille! I ran my fastest to greet her. "LUCILLE! LUCILLE! LOOK AT MY

米勒毫无理由地买下了它们!”我在空中挥舞着它们。 “有多少孩子看到了这些可爱的东西?” 举起手来。”我喊道。 没有人举手。 “有多少孩子认为这些连指手套很漂亮?” 请站出来!”我喊道。 没有人站出来。我把手放下，向那个格蕾丝走去。 “我没能引起任何兴趣，”我闷闷不乐地说。 你猜怎么着?就在那时，我看到了我的另一个最好的朋友，露西尔!我以最快的速度跑去迎接她。 “露西尔!露西尔!看看我的

GORGEOUS NEW MITTENS! SEE THEM? THEY ARE MADE OUT OF BLACK FURRY FUR!" Lucille petted them. "My family has lots of fur," she said. "My mother has a fur cape. And my aunt has a fur

漂亮的新连指手套!看到它们吗? 它们是用黑色的毛毛做的!”露西尔抚摸着它们。 “我家有很多皮草，”她说。 “我妈妈有一件毛皮斗篷。 我的阿姨有一件毛皮