8. Scary-face Me!

8/Scary-face Me! After I got home from school, I sat on my bed. And I looked at my pictures. "I hate these ugly, dumb things!" I said very furious. "These are the ugliest dumb pictures I ever even saw!" I leaned over the edge and holded a picture down there. "See this? See this, you stupid monster? This picture is just as scary as you! And so maybe I might put it right under my bed! And it will scare your whole entire pants off!" Just then, I sat up very straight. 'Cause that might be a good idea I just thought of!

8 / Scary-face我!我从学校回到家后，我坐在床上。 我看着我的照片。 “我讨厌这些又丑又蠢的东西!”我非常生气地说。 “这是我见过的最丑最傻的照片!”我从边上探过身去，手里拿着一幅画。 “看到了吗?看到了吗，你这个愚蠢的怪物? 这张照片和你一样可怕!所以我可能会把它放在我的床底下!它会把你吓得屁滚尿流的!”就在这时，我坐直了身子。 因为我刚想到的可能是个好主意!

I quick found my scissors. Then I cut my school pictures apart from each other. And I shoved them right under my bed. "I am not even afraid of you, you dumb monster! 'Cause these ugly pictures can bite your head off!" Just then, I heard Mother come home from work. "Mother! Mother! My pictures came! My pictures came!" I hollered very thrilled. She hurried up to my room. I pointed under my bed. "See them, Mother? See my school pictures? I spread them out under there." Mother looked curious at me. She bended down and picked up a picture. Her mouth did a gasp.

我很快找到了我的剪刀。 然后我把我的学校照片彼此分开。 我把它们塞到床底下了。 “我一点也不怕你，你这个哑巴怪物!”因为这些丑陋的照片会咬掉你的头!”就在这时，我听到妈妈下班回家了。 “妈妈!妈妈!我的照片来了!我的照片来了!”我激动得大叫起来。 她急忙上楼到我的房间。 我指着床底下。“看到了吗，妈妈?” 看到我的学校照片了吗?我把它们摊在下面。” 母亲好奇地看着我。 她弯下腰拿起一幅画。 她的嘴倒吸了一口气。

"Oh my," she whispered. I clapped and clapped. "I know they are oh my! That is why I put them under my bed! Get it, Mother? Get it? Now my scary face will be down there all the time! And so that monster already got scared away, I bet!" All of a sudden, Mother started to laugh. Then I started to laugh, too. Plus here's another happy thing. 'Cause this morning there was more drool on my pillow. Only I am not that worried. 'Cause it was from Raggedy Ruth, I bet.

“哦，天哪，”她低声说。我不停地鼓掌。 “我知道他们是哦，天哪!这就是为什么我把它们放在我的床下!明白了吗，妈妈? 明白了吗?现在我那张吓人的脸会一直在下面!我敢打赌，那怪物已经被吓跑了!”突然，妈妈笑了起来。 然后我也笑了起来。 另外还有一件令人高兴的事。 因为今天早上我的枕头上又有口水。 只是我没那么担心。 因为我敢打赌这是《破破烂烂的露丝》里的。

Or else maybe it was from Philip Johnny Bob. Or maybe it was even from me. But that does not mean I'm a baby. 'Cause everybody drools on their pillow once in a while! My very own mother told me that. And she would not even lie to me… probably.

也可能是菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃送的。 也可能是我送的。 但这并不意味着我是个婴儿。 因为每个人都会时不时地在枕头上流口水!这是我母亲告诉我的。 她甚至不会对我撒谎…可能吧。