8. Scary-face Me!

8/Scary-face Me! After I got home from school, I sat on my bed. And I looked at my pictures. "I hate these ugly, dumb things!" I said very furious. "These are the ugliest dumb pictures I ever even saw!" I leaned over the edge and holded a picture down there. "See this? See this, you stupid monster? This picture is just as scary as you! And so maybe I might put it right under my bed! And it will scare your whole entire pants off!" Just then, I sat up very straight. 'Cause that might be a good idea I just thought of!

I quick found my scissors. Then I cut my school pictures apart from each other. And I shoved them right under my bed. "I am not even afraid of you, you dumb monster! 'Cause these ugly pictures can bite your head off!" Just then, I heard Mother come home from work. "Mother! Mother! My pictures came! My pictures came!" I hollered very thrilled. She hurried up to my room. I pointed under my bed. "See them, Mother? See my school pictures? I spread them out under there." Mother looked curious at me. She bended down and picked up a picture. Her mouth did a gasp.

"Oh my," she whispered. I clapped and clapped. "I know they are oh my! That is why I put them under my bed! Get it, Mother? Get it? Now my scary face will be down there all the time! And so that monster already got scared away, I bet!" All of a sudden, Mother started to laugh. Then I started to laugh, too. Plus here's another happy thing. 'Cause this morning there was more drool on my pillow. Only I am not that worried. 'Cause it was from Raggedy Ruth, I bet.

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Or else maybe it was from Philip Johnny Bob. Or maybe it was even from me. But that does not mean I'm a baby. 'Cause everybody drools on their pillow once in a while! My very own mother told me that. And she would not even lie to me… probably.