7. Snarlies and Snufflies

7/Snarlies and Snufflies That night, I heard snarlies under my bed. Mother said it was my 'magination. "No, it is not my 'magination," I said. "I can hear snarlies. Plus also I hear snories and snufflies and droolies." Mother rolled her eyes way up at the ceiling. "Honestly, Junie B….where in the world do you get this stuff?" she asked. I thought and thought. "It just automatically comes in my head," I said. "It is a gift, I think." After that, I begged to sleep in her bed. But Mother said no. Then Daddy said no, too.

那天晚上，我听到床底下有鼾声。 妈妈说那是我的“想象”。 “不，这不是我的想象，”我说。 “我能听到咆哮。此外，我还听到鼾声、鼻塞声和流口水声。” 母亲对着天花板翻白眼。 “说实话，朱妮B....你到底从哪儿弄到这些东西的?”她问。 我想啊想啊。“它只是自动出现在我的脑海里，”我说。 “我想这是一份礼物。”从那以后，我请求睡在她的床上。 但是妈妈不同意。然后爸爸也拒绝了。

"You have to trust us, Junie B.," he said. "We would never let anything hurt you. There's nothing in your room to be afraid of." And so that's how come I had to sleep in my own bed. For the whole entire night. Plus also, I had to sleep there the next night. And the next night. And the next night after that, too. That was the night when the worst thing of all happened. 'Cause I accidentally sleeped too much. And the monster must have crawled on my bed. 'Cause in the morning there was drool on my pillow! I screamed very loud when I felt it. "HELP! HELP! THERE'S DROOL! THERE'S DROOL! I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I TOLD YOU THE MONSTER WOULD COME!"

“你必须相信我们，朱妮·B，”他说。 “我们绝不会让任何事情伤害你。 你的房间里没有什么可怕的东西。” 这就是为什么我不得不睡在自己的床上。 一整个晚上。 另外，第二天晚上我不得不睡在那里。 第二天晚上。再过一晚也一样。 就在那个晚上，最糟糕的事情发生了。 因为我不小心睡过头了。 怪物一定爬过我的床。 因为早上我的枕头上都是口水!当我感觉到它时，我尖叫得很大声。 “救命!的帮助!有流口水!有流口水!我告诉过你会发生这种事!我告诉过你怪物会来的!”

I ran in Mother and Daddy's room and showed them my pillow. Mother holded her head. "When is this ever going to end?" she said. "When are you ever going to realize that there are no such things as monsters?" She did not wait for me to answer. "Everyone drools on their pillow

我跑进爸爸妈妈的房间，给他们看我的枕头。 母亲抱着她的头。“这一切什么时候才能结束?”她说。 “你什么时候才能认识到根本没有怪物这种东西?”她没有等我回答。 每个人都在枕头上流口水

sometimes," she said. "It doesn't mean you're a baby. Your mouth just opens when you're sleeping. And you drool a little bit. It's no big deal. And it is not from monsters!" After that, she went out of her room to the kitchen. And Daddy went to get Ollie. I crawled into her bed and counted my piggy toes. Good news. There was ten. That day at kindergarten, Mrs. had a surprise for us. It was called our school pictures were back from the cheese man. She passed them out to us. Lucille got hers first.

有时候，”她说。“这并不意味着你是一个婴儿。 你睡觉的时候嘴巴会张开。 你会流口水。 没什么大不了的。而且它不是来自怪物!”之后，她走出房间来到厨房。 爸爸去找奥利了。 我爬上她的床，数着我的猪脚趾。 好消息。有十个。那天在幼儿园，老师给了我们一个惊喜。 我们学校的照片从奶酪商那里拿回来了。 她把它们发给了我们。 露西尔先拿到了她的。

My eyes popped out at those things! "Lucille! Look how gorgeous they are! They are the gorgeosest pictures I ever saw!" I said. Lucille fluffed her fluffy dress. "I know it. I know they are gorgeous. That's just how I look, Junie B. I can't even help it." After that, Lucille stood up at the table. And she held up her pictures for everyone to

看到那些东西我的眼睛都要跳出来了!“露西尔!看他们多漂亮啊!这是我见过的最漂亮的照片!”我说。 露西尔把她那件蓬松的衣服拍松。 “我知道。我知道他们很漂亮。 我就是这个样子，朱妮·B。 我都忍不住了。”之后，露西尔在桌旁站了起来。 她举起她的照片给大家看

see. Mrs. said sit down to her. Just then, Mrs. bended down next to me. And she smoothed my hair. "Junie B., honey? You might want to have your pictures taken again," she said kind of quiet. Then she handed me my envelope real secret. So nobody could see. I sneaked a peek at those things. My stomach felt sickish inside. "I look like I smelled stink," I said. I quick tried to hide my pictures. But Lucille grabbed them away from me.

看到的。太太叫她坐下。 就在这时，太太在我身边弯下腰来。 她抚平了我的头发。“朱妮·B，亲爱的? 你可能想再拍一次照片，”她有点安静地说。 然后她把我的信封递给了我。 所以没人能看到。我偷看了一眼那些东西。 我的胃里感到不舒服。 “我看起来很臭，”我说。 我赶紧把我的照片藏起来。 但露西尔把它们从我手里抢走了。