6. Flatsos

6/Flatsos The next day at school, I was pooped and tired. I opened one eye with my fingers. And I drawed a picture for art. It did not turn out that professional. After that, I holded up my head with my hands. And I waited for school to be over. Me and that Grace rode home on the bus together. I yawned and yawned. "Darn it, Grace. I wish you never even told me that monsters can turn invisible. 'Cause now I can't even close my eyes at night." "I can," said that Grace. "That's because I don't have a monster under my bed anymore.

第二天在学校，我又累又累。 我用手指睁开了一只眼睛。 我画了一幅画作为艺术。 结果并没有那么专业。 在那之后，我用手托起我的头。 我一直等到放学。 我和那个格蕾丝一起坐公共汽车回家。 我打了一个又一个哈欠。“该死，格蕾丝。 真希望你从没告诉过我怪物可以隐形。 因为现在晚上我甚至不能闭上眼睛。” “我能，”格蕾丝说。“那是因为我的床下不再有怪物了。

My mom figured out how to get rid of it." My eyes got big and wide. "How, Grace? How did she do that?" "Easy," said that Grace. "First, she sucked it up in the vacuum cleaner. Then she put the vacuum cleaner bag in the trash compactor. And she squished the monster into a flatso." Just then, I hugged and hugged that girl! 'Cause that was brilliant, of course! "Thank you, Grace! Thank you! Thank you! 'Cause I have a vacuum cleaner right in my very own home! And so I can do that too, probably!" After I got off my bus, I zoomed to my house speedy fast. "GRANDMA MILLER! GRANDMA MILLER! I KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF THE MONSTER!" I hollered. Then I runned to the closet and got

我妈妈想出了摆脱它的办法。” 我的眼睛睁得又大又圆。“怎么,恩? 她是怎么做到的?”“简单，”格蕾丝说。 “首先，她用吸尘器把它吸了起来。 然后她把吸尘器袋放进垃圾压实机。 她把怪物压扁了。” 就在那时，我拥抱了又拥抱那个女孩!因为那当然太棒了!“谢谢你，格蕾丝!”谢谢你！谢谢你！因为我家里就有一台真空吸尘器!也许我也能做到!”我下了公共汽车后，就飞快地奔向我家。 “奶奶米勒!奶奶米勒!我知道怎么摆脱怪物了!”我大声喊道。 然后我跑到壁橱前，拿了

Mother's vacuum cleaner. And I pulled that big thing all the way to my room. Grandma Miller came to my door. I told her all about how to get rid of the monster. And guess what? She was a good sport about it! First, she plugged the vacuum cleaner right into my wall. Then she put it under the bed. And she sucked the monster right out of there! "HURRAY! HURRAY! YOU GOT HIM! YOU GOT THE MONSTER, GRANDMA!" I yelled real thrilled.

妈妈的吸尘器。我把那个大家伙一直拖到我的房间。 米勒奶奶来到我家门口。 我告诉了她如何摆脱怪物。 你猜怎么着?她在这件事上很有风度!首先，她把吸尘器插在我的墙上。 然后她把它放在床底下。 她把怪物吸了出来!“华友世纪!华友世纪!你抓住他了!你抓到怪物了，奶奶!”我激动得叫了起来。

Grandma Miller runned with the bag to the kitchen. And she throwed it in the trash can. "There. That ought to do the trick," she said very happy. I looked and looked at the trash. Then I did a teeny frown. "Yeah, only here's the problem, Grandma. You didn't actually put the bag in the trash compactor. And that is what turns the monster into a flatso." Grandma Miller smiled. "Yes, but this house doesn't have a trash compactor, Junie B.," she said. "Your monster will just have to stay in the vacuum cleaner bag." My frown got bigger. "Yeah, but what if he leaks out, Grandma? Then maybe he might float in the air. All the

米勒奶奶拿着袋子跑到厨房。 然后她把它扔进了垃圾桶。 ”。这应该能奏效，”她高兴地说。 我看了又看垃圾桶。 然后我微微皱了皱眉。“是啊，不过有个问题，奶奶。 你并没有把袋子放进垃圾压实机。 这就是把怪物变成平底鞋的原因。” 米勒奶奶笑了。“是的，但这房子没有垃圾压实机，朱妮·B，”她说。 “你的怪物只能呆在吸尘器袋里了。” 我的眉头更皱了。“是的，但是如果他漏出去了怎么办，奶奶?” 然后也许他会漂浮在空中。 所有的

way back to my room. And he will get under my bed again." Grandma Miller tapped on the counter with her fingers. Then her cheeks filled up with air. And she let it out real slow. "Okay…how 'bout this? What if I take it outside? I'll take the bag outside. And I'll push it way down in the big garbage can. And then I'll press the lid down really tight, so he can't get out." "Yeah, but he still won't be a flatso," I said very whining. Just then, Grandma Miller got fusstration in her. She grabbed the vacuum cleaner bag and ran outside. Then she put it on the driveway. And she got in her car. And she backed up over that thing with

回到我的房间。他还会再钻到我床底下。” 米勒奶奶用手指敲了敲柜台。 然后她的脸颊充满了空气。 她慢慢地发泄出来。 “好吧……这个怎么样?”如果我把它带到外面呢? 我把包拿到外面去。 我会把它推到大垃圾桶里。 然后我会把盖子压得很紧，这样他就出不来了。” “是啊，但他还是不会成为房客。”我满腹牢骚地说。 就在这时，米勒奶奶感到很沮丧。 她抓起吸尘器袋跑了出去。 然后她把车放在车道上。 然后她上了车。她倒在了那个东西上