5. My Worstest Night Ever

5/My Worstest Night Ever It was my worstest night ever. I didn't sleep any winks. That's because I had to keep my eyes open. Or else the monster wouldn't stay invisible. I heard Mother and Daddy go to bed. "GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! GOOD NIGHT! IT'S ME! IT'S JUNIE B. JONES! I AM STILL AWAKE IN HERE. 'CAUSE I CAN'T EVEN CLOSE MY EYES OR THE MONSTER WILL COME!" Mother and Daddy didn't yell back. "PLUS HERE'S ANOTHER THING I NEED TO TELL YOU! DON'T TURN OUT THE HALL LIGHT. PLUS DON'T SHUT MY DOOR! PLUS DON'T SHUT

这是我最糟糕的一夜。 我一夜没睡。那是因为我得睁大眼睛。 不然怪物就不会隐身了。 我听见妈妈和爸爸上床睡觉了。 “大家晚安!”晚安！是我!是朱尼b。 琼斯!我现在还醒着。 因为我甚至不能闭上眼睛，否则怪物就会来!”妈妈和爸爸没有回喊。 “另外还有一件事我要告诉你!”不要关掉大厅的灯。 另外，别关我的门!另外，不要关门

YOUR DOOR, EITHER!" "Go to sleep!" grouched Mother. I smiled very relieved. "It was good to hear your voice," I said kind of quiet. After that, Mother and Daddy got in bed. And they turned out their light. Daddy started to snore. "Oh no," I said. "Now he won't even be awake to save me if the monster comes." I pulled Philip Johnny Bob out of my covers. "I will save you," he said. "I will squirt water in the monster's face. Plus I will stomple him with my giant elephant feet. And so now you can close your eyes. And you don't even have to worry about that guy." I looked and looked at him.

也不是你的门!”“睡吧!”妈妈抱怨道。 我笑了，松了口气。“很高兴听到你的声音，”我有点平静地说。 之后，妈妈和爸爸上床睡觉了。 他们关上了灯。 爸爸开始打鼾。“哦，不，”我说。 “现在，如果怪物来了，他甚至不会醒着来救我。” 我把菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃从被子里揪出来了。 “我要救你，”他说。 “我要把水喷到怪物脸上。 而且我会用我的大象脚踩死他。 现在你可以闭上眼睛了。 你甚至不用担心那个家伙。” 我看了又看他。

"Yeah, only here's the problem," I said. "You're not actually strong 'cause you just have fluffy in you. Plus also you can't really squirt water. And so who am I kidding here?" Philip Johnny Bob stared at me a real long time. Then he went back under the covers. All of a sudden I heard feet in the hall. It was monster feet, I think! They kept getting closer and closer to me. Then pretty soon they runned right in my room! And guess what? It was my dog, Tickle! That's what! "Tickle! Tickle! I am so glad to see you! 'Cause now you can protect me from the monster! And so why didn't I think of this before?" I pulled back my covers and patted for him

“是啊，问题就在这里，”我说。 “你其实并不强壮，因为你只是毛绒绒的。 而且你也不能真的喷水。 所以我是在骗谁呢?”菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃盯着我看了好长时间。 然后他回到被窝里。 我突然听到大厅里有脚步声。 我想那是怪物的脚!他们离我越来越近。 然后很快他们就跑进了我的房间!你猜怎么着? 是我的狗，痒痒!这是什么!“逗!逗!我很高兴见到你!因为现在你可以保护我不受怪物伤害了!为什么我之前没有想到这一点呢?”我拉开被子，拍拍他

to jump up. "Here, Tickle! You can sleep right on my pillow! 'Cause Mother won't even find out about this!" Tickle springed right up there. He runned all around on my bed. He put his head under my sheets and runned down to my feet. "No, Tickle! No! No! You have to come back up here! Or else how will you even protect me?"

跳起来。“在这里,逗!你可以睡在我的枕头上!因为妈妈根本不会发现的!”痒痒的感觉就在那里。 他在我床上跑来跑去。 他把头埋在我的床单下面，跑到我脚边。 “不,逗!不!不!你必须回来!不然你怎么保护我呢?”

I pulled him back up. He put his paws on Raggedy Larry. And chewed his red hair. "No, Tickle! No! No!" I said. Just then, Tickle springed over me. And he landed on my elephant named Philip Johnny Bob. He holded him by his trunk. And shaked that guy all around. I saved Philip Johnny Bob just in time. Then I pushed Tickle off my bed. And he runned out of my room. Philip Johnny Bob was very upset. I petted his trunk. Also, I hugged Raggedy Larry. Only too bad for me. 'Cause just then Raggedy Ruth fell right out of my bed. On account of the dumb sheets weren't tucked in anymore.

我把他拉了回来。他把爪子放在破拉里身上。 咀嚼着他的红头发。“不,逗!不!不!”我说。 就在这时，痒痒跳了起来。 他落在我的大象上，名叫菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃。 他抓住他的鼻子。 把那家伙摇来摇去。 我及时救了菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃。 然后我把痒痒从床上推了下来。 然后他跑出了我的房间。 菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃很不高兴。 我抚摸着他的鼻子。同时，我拥抱了褴褛的拉里。 对我来说太糟糕了。因为就在那时，破烂露丝从我床上掉了下来。 因为那些愚蠢的床单不再被塞进去了。