3. The Invisiblest Guy

3/The Invisiblest Guy I ran in my house and hollered for my grandma Helen Miller. "GRANDMA MILLER! GRANDMA HELEN MILLER! I AM SO GLAD TO BE HOME! 'CAUSE TODAY WAS NOT A VERY GOOD DAY AT MY SCHOOL!" Grandma Miller was in the kitchen. She was holding my baby brother named Ollie. I jumped up and down in front of her. "PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP!" "I can't right now, Toots," she said. "I've got my hands full with Ollie." "Yeah, only put him on the floor," I said. "'Cause I need a hug down here, Helen."

我跑进屋里，大声喊着奶奶海伦·米勒。 “奶奶米勒!海伦·米勒奶奶!我真高兴回家了!因为今天在我的学校不是很好!”米勒奶奶在厨房里。 她抱着我的小弟弟叫奥利。 我在她面前跳上跳下。 “把我抱起来!接我!把我抱起来!”“我现在不能，图茨，”她说道。 “奥利让我忙得不可开交。” “是的，只是把他放在地板上，”我说。 “因为我需要一个拥抱，海伦。”

Grandma Miller leaned down and hugged me. She said don't call her Helen. "Why don't you go change your clothes?" she said. "Then you and I will make some popcorn. And you can tell me all about your day. How does that sound?" Just then, my whole face got happy. 'Cause popcorn is my most favorite thing in the whole wide world! "Hurray!" I shouted. "Hurray for popcorn!" I ran right to my room. Then I took off my shoes and socks. And my feet did a happy dance on the floor. It was called the Happy Feet Popcorn Dance.

米勒奶奶俯下身来拥抱了我。 她说不要叫她海伦。 “你为什么不去换件衣服呢?”她说。 “然后你和我一起做些爆米花。 你可以告诉我你今天过得怎么样。 听起来怎么样?”就在那时，我的整个脸都变得高兴起来。 因为爆米花是这个世界上我最喜欢的东西!“加油!”我叫道。 “爆米花万岁!”我径直跑回我的房间。 然后我脱下鞋子和袜子。 我的脚在地板上欢快地跳着舞。 它被称为快乐大脚爆米花舞。

They danced around and around. Also, they jumped on my bed. And they springed to the floor. And they did a giant twirly on my rug. I clapped my hands real joyful. "Grandma! Hey, Grandma! Guess what? I am having a good time in here! And so I am not even thinking about the monster under my bed!" Just then, I did a gulp. 'Cause I shouldn't have said that, I think. I looked at my bed kind of nervous. What if the monster was under there right this very minute? And what if he was looking at my piggy toes? And what if he wanted to eat them? "Oh no," I said. "Oh no. Oh no. 'Cause piggy toes look just like little wiener sausages,

他们跳了一圈又一圈。 而且，他们还跳到我的床上。 他们跳到了地板上。 他们在我的地毯上做了一个巨大的旋转。 我高兴地拍了拍手。 “奶奶!嘿,奶奶!你猜怎么着? 我在这里玩得很开心!所以我甚至没有想过我床下的怪物!”就在那时，我喝了一大口。 因为我觉得我不该那么说。 我看着我的床有点紧张。 如果怪物此时此刻就在下面呢? 如果他在看我的猪脚趾呢? 如果他想吃呢? “哦，不，”我说。“哦,不。哦,不。 因为猪脚趾看起来就像小香肠，

I think." I freezed right where I was standing. "GRANDMA MILLER! GRANDMA MILLER! COME QUICK! I NEED YOU!" I shouted. Grandma Miller flied to my room. Then she picked me up. And she hugged me real tight. "What on earth is the trouble?" she asked. She sat down with me on my bed. "NO, GRANDMA! NO! NO! WE CAN'T SIT HERE!" I squeezed out of her arms and ran out my door. "THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!" I yelled. I jumped up and down. "RUN, HELEN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!"

我认为。”我站在那里就僵住了。 “奶奶米勒!奶奶米勒!来快速!我需要你!”我叫道。 米勒奶奶飞到我的房间。 然后她把我抱起来。她紧紧地抱着我。 “到底出了什么事?”她问。 她和我一起坐在我的床上。 “不,奶奶!不!不!我们不能坐在这里!”我挣脱她的怀抱，跑出了家门。 “我床底下有个怪物!”我喊道。 我跳上跳下。“快跑,海伦!像风一样跑!”

Only Grandma Helen Miller didn't run. She just flopped back on my covers. And she closed her eyes. "No, Junie B. Please. We're not going to go through this monster business again, are we? We've talked about monsters before, remember? We decided that there are no such things as monsters." "Yes, but I have new information," I said. "'Cause the monster under my bed turns himself invisible whenever we look at him. Plus at night—after my eyes are closed—he climbs next to me. And he puts my head in his mouth." Grandma Miller did a big breath. Then she went to the kitchen. And she brought back my daddy's flashlight. She shined it under my bed. "No monster, Junie B. None. I don't see one single monster under this bed," she said.

只有海伦·米勒奶奶没有跑。 她又在我的被子上翻倒了。 她闭上了眼睛。“不，琼? 请。我们不会再经历这可怕的事了，对吧? 我们之前讨论过怪物，记得吗? 我们决定不存在怪物这种东西。” “是的，但我有新消息，”我说。 “因为每当我们看我床底下的怪物时，它就会变成隐形人。 晚上，我闭上眼睛后，他就爬到我旁边。 他把我的头放进嘴里。” 米勒奶奶深深地吸了一口气。 然后她去了厨房。 她还把我爸爸的手电筒带回来了。 她把它擦在我床底下。 “没有怪物，朱妮·b，没有。 我没看到床底下有一个怪物，”她说。