1. Handsome Warren

Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

琼·b·琼斯爱英俊的沃伦

1/Handsome Warren My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. I am in the grade of kindergarten. My room is named Room Nine. I have two bestest friends at that place. One of them is named Lucille. She is way beautifuller than me. That's because her nanna buys her fancy dresses. Plus also she has lacy socks with ribbons on them. My other friend is named Grace. Me and that Grace ride the school bus together. She has my favorite kind of hair. It is called automatically curly.

我叫朱尼·B。 琼斯。B代表比阿特丽斯。 除了我不喜欢碧翠丝。 我只是喜欢B，仅此而已。 我在幼儿园的年级。 我的房间叫九号房间。 我有两个最好的朋友在那里。 其中一个叫露西尔。 她比我漂亮多了。 那是因为她奶奶给她买了漂亮的裙子。 此外，她还穿了带丝带的蕾丝袜子。 我的另一个朋友叫格蕾丝。 我和那个格蕾丝一起坐校车。 她有我最喜欢的发型。 它被称为自动卷曲。

Also, she has pink high tops. And fast feet. That Grace is the fastest runner in all of kindergarten. She wins me at all of our races. I am a good sport about it. Except for sometimes I call her the name of cheater pants. Me and that Grace and Lucille play horses together before school. Horses is when you gallop. And trot. And snort. I am Brownie. Lucille is Blackie. And that Grace is Yellowie. Only today, me and that Grace couldn't find Lucille anywhere. We looked all over the place for her. "Darn it," I said. "Now we can't play horses that good. 'Cause two horses isn't as fun as three horses."

而且，她有粉红色的高帮鞋。 还有快脚。格蕾丝是幼儿园里跑得最快的。 她在我们所有的比赛中都赢了我。 我对此很有风度。 除了有时候我叫她骗子。 我和那个格蕾丝和露西尔上学前一起玩马。 马是你疾驰的时候。 和小跑。和snort。我是布朗尼。 露西尔是小黑。那个格蕾丝就是黄佬。 只是今天，我和格蕾丝到处都找不到露西尔。 我们到处找她。 “该死，”我说。“现在我们玩马没那么好了。 因为两匹马不如三匹马有趣。”

"Maybe she's just late," said that Grace. "Or else maybe something went wrong at her house." I tapped on my chin very thinking. "Yes," I said. "Maybe her grampa brought a parrot to her house. And Lucille was getting dressed for school. And then the parrot flew into her room. And he got all tangled up in her hair. And so her grampa had to call 911. And a real live fireman came to her house. And he cut the parrot out of her hair with scissors. Only that left a teeny baldy spot. But guess what? If you wear a big bow, nobody can even tell the difference." That Grace looked curious at my big bow. I did a gulp. "Yeah, only pretend I didn't even tell you that," I said very soft. After that, me and that Grace looked for

“也许她只是迟到了，”格蕾丝说。 “也可能是她家出了什么问题。” 我若有所思地敲着自己的下巴。 “是的，”我说。“也许她爷爷带了一只鹦鹉到她家。 露西尔正在穿衣服去上学。 然后鹦鹉飞进了她的房间。 他被她的头发缠住了。 所以她爷爷打了911。 一个活生生的消防员来到她家。 他用剪刀把鹦鹉从她的头发上剪下来。 只剩下一个小小的光秃秃的地方。 但你猜怎么着?如果你系一个大蝴蝶结，甚至没有人能看出区别。” 格蕾丝好奇地看着我的大蝴蝶结。 我喝了一大口。“是啊，就当我没告诉过你吧。”我温柔地说。 在那之后，我和格蕾丝一直在寻找

Lucille some more. And guess what? I spotted her! That's what! "HEY, GRACE! I SEE HER! I SEE LUCILLE! SHE IS RUNNING PAST THE WATER FOUNTAIN!" That Grace spotted her, too. "HEY! SOMEBODY'S CHASING HER, JUNIE B.!" she yelled. "WHO IS THAT BOY? WHO IS THAT BOY WHO IS CHASING LUCILLE?" I squinted my eyes very harder. "IT IS AN EVIL STRANGER BOY, GRACE!" I shouted back. "AN EVIL STRANGER BOY IS CHASING LUCILLE! AND SO NOW YOU AND ME WILL HAVE TO SAVE HER!" I waved my arm in a fast circle. "Come on, Yellowie! Let's go! Let's go

露西尔。你猜怎么着? 我看见她了!这是什么!“嗨,优雅!我看见她了!我看见露西尔了!她正在跑过饮水机!”格蕾丝也发现了她。 “嘿!有人在追她，朱尼·b !”她大叫。 “那个男孩是谁?”追赶露西尔的那个男孩是谁?”我更用力地眯起眼睛。 “这是一个邪恶的陌生男孩，格蕾丝!”我喊道。 “一个邪恶的陌生男孩在追露西尔!”所以现在你和我必须去救她!”我快速地转了一个圈，挥动着手臂。 “加油，黄佬!”我们走吧!让我们去

save Lucille!" Then me and that Grace springed into action! We galloped our fastest after the stranger! That Grace caught up to him speedy quick. She shooed her arms all around. "GO AWAY, BOY! GO AWAY AND LEAVE LUCILLE ALONE!" she shouted.

拯救露西尔!”然后我和那个格蕾丝立即行动起来!我们以最快的速度追赶那个陌生人!格蕾丝很快就追上了他。 她挥动着双臂。 “走开，孩子!”走开，别烦露西尔!”她喊道。