7. My Story This Time by Junie B. Jones

7/My Story This Time by Junie B. Jones Principal is the boss of the school. He lives at the office. I have to go there when I am unruly. Unruly is the school word for not being ruly. There is a typing lady there. She isn't allowed to smile. "Sit down," she said. She pointed at the blue chair. "Yeah, only I don't actually like to sit there, remember that? 'Cause that is where the bad kids sit. And I am not even bad," I explained. I explain that to her every time I go there.

7 .《我的故事》，朱妮·B 琼斯校长是学校的老板。 他住在办公室。我不守规矩的时候就得去那儿。 Unruly是指不守规矩的学校词汇。 那儿有个打字小姐。 她不允许笑。 “坐下，”她说。她指着那把蓝色的椅子。 “是的，只是我不喜欢坐在那里，记得吗?” 因为那是坏孩子坐的地方。 我甚至不坏，”我解释道。 我每次去那里都跟她解释。

The typing lady leaned over the counter at me. She made her face look scary at me. "Sittttt dowwwwn," she said. I sat down. Then I pulled my frog jumper over my face. So nobody could see me. "Pull your skirt back down," said the typing lady. "Yeah, only I'm actually allowed to do this. 'Cause I have on tights," I said. "See them? They are green with little tadpoles on them." Just then, I heard Principal's voice. "Well, well…Junie B. Jones. What a surprise," he said. My mouth dropped all the way opened. "HEY!" I hollered from under my dress. "HOW DID YOU KNOW IT'S ME UNDER HERE? 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE MY FACE!"

打字员从柜台上探过身来看着我。 她对我的表情很吓人。 “坐下来，”她说。 我坐了下来。然后我把我的青蛙套头衫蒙在脸上。 所以没人能看到我。“把你的裙子拉下来，”打字小姐说。 “是的，实际上只有我可以这样做。 因为我穿了紧身衣，”我说。 “看到他们?它们是绿色的，上面有小蝌蚪。” 就在这时，我听到了校长的声音。 “好吧，好吧……琼·b·琼斯。 真是个惊喜，”他说。 我的嘴张大了。 “嘿!”我从衣服里喊道。 “你怎么知道下面是我?” 因为你连我的脸都看不到!”

"Lucky guess," said Principal. After that, I uncovered my head. And me and him went in his office. I climbed up in the big wood chair. Principal looked very tiredish. He rubbed the sides of his baldie head. "Okay, let's hear it. What's your story this time?" he said. I sat up straight and tall. "My Story This Time, by Junie B. Jones. "Once upon a time, I didn't get invited to a meanie boy's birthday. And I am the only one in all of Room Nine who isn't going. And so that's how come I was moving today. Only Mother brought me to school very stiff. And then I was a buzzing bee. Only Crybaby William is a squealer. And Lucille won't be a good twin. And so then Mrs. yelled at me. And that's how come I had to twist that

“猜得好。”校长说。 在那之后，我脱下了我的头。 我和他去了他的办公室。 我爬上大木椅。 校长显得很疲倦。 他揉了揉秃头的两侧。 “好吧，让我们听听。这次你的故事是什么?”他说。 我坐得又直又高。 《这一次我的故事》，作者:朱妮? 琼斯。“有一次，我没有被邀请去参加一个坏男孩的生日聚会。 我是九号房间里唯一一个不去的人。 这就是我今天搬家的原因。 只有妈妈带我去上学，浑身僵硬。 然后我变成了一只嗡嗡作响的蜜蜂。 只有爱哭的威廉才爱尖叫。 露西尔也不会是个好双胞胎。 然后太太对我大吼大叫。 这就是为什么我要扭曲它

Jim's head. And now I am sitting here in this big wood chair." I folded my hands on my lap. "The end." Principal put his head down on his desk. I peeked at him. "Are you laying low?" I whispered. He sat up again. Then he called my mother on the telephone. Those two talk very often. This time, they talked about the birthday party. And how I'm not invited. After he hanged up, Principal looked nicer at me. "I guess sometimes we grown-ups think we're the only ones with problems," he said. "We forget that even when you're little, life can be tough. Can't it, Junie B. Jones?"

吉姆的头。现在我坐在这把大木椅上。” 我双手交叉放在腿上。 “结束”。校长低下头坐在桌子上。 我偷看了他一眼。“你要低调吗?”我低声说。 他又坐了起来。然后他给我妈妈打了电话。 他们俩经常谈话。 这一次，他们谈论了生日聚会。 还有我怎么没被邀请。校长挂了电话后，看我的眼神变好了。 他说:“我想有时候我们成年人会觉得只有我们自己有问题。” “我们忘记了即使在你很小的时候，生活也会很艰难。 是不是，琼·b·琼斯?”

"Yes," I said. "Life can get your goat." After that, me and him went out of his office. And he lifted me into the blue chair again. "I want you to wait here a minute," he said. "There's someone I have to talk to before I can get this settled." "Yeah, only guess what? I don't actually want to sit in this chair," I explained. "On account of this is where the bad kids sit. And I'm not even bad." Principal thought and thought. Then he snapped his fingers. "I think I might have the perfect solution," he said. He went in his office and brought out a giant shopping bag. "What if we hide you under here?" he asked. "If we hide you under this bag, no one

“是的，”我说。“生活会让你生气。” 在那之后，我和他走出了他的办公室。 他又把我抱到那把蓝色的椅子上。 “我要你在这儿等一会儿，”他说。 “在我解决这个问题之前，我必须和一个人谈谈。” “是啊，你猜怎么着?我其实并不想坐在这张椅子上，”我解释道。 “因为这是坏孩子坐的地方。 而且我还不赖。”主要思想和思想。 然后他打了个响指。 “我想我可能有一个完美的解决方案，”他说。 他走进办公室，拿出一个巨大的购物袋。 “我们把你藏在这里怎么样?”他问。 “如果我们把你藏在这个袋子下面，没有人

will be able to see you at all." I jumped up and down very excited. 'Cause hiding is my favorite thing in the whole world, that's why! Principal sat me down in the chair. He put that giant shopping bag over my head. "HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?" I said.

就根本见不到你了。” 我非常兴奋地跳上跳下。 因为躲藏是我在这个世界上最喜欢的事，这就是为什么!校长让我坐在椅子上。 他把那个大购物袋套在我头上。 “嘿!谁把灯关了?”我说。