5. Being a Buzzing Bee

5/Being a Buzzing Bee Grandma and Grampa Miller take turns baby-sitting me before lunch. Then they get me dressed for kindergarten. Except for today, Mother came home from work. And she got me dressed instead. She said she would drive me to school. "If I drive you, then you won't have to see Jim on the bus," she said very thoughtful. She got out my clothes for school. It was my jumper with the frogs on it. "Yeah, only guess what? I'm not even wearing school clothes today. On account of I'm moving. And so I have to wear moving man clothes." Mother kept on trying to put that jumper

米勒奶奶和爷爷在午饭前轮流照看我。 然后他们给我穿上去幼儿园的衣服。 除了今天，妈妈下班回家了。 她给我换了衣服。 她说她会开车送我去学校。 “如果我开车送你，你就不用在公共汽车上见到吉姆了。”她若有所思地说。 她把我上学穿的衣服拿出来。 是我的套头衫，上面有青蛙。 “是啊，你猜怎么着?我今天连校服都没穿。 因为我要搬家。所以我不得不穿搬运工的衣服。” 妈妈一直想把那件毛衣穿上

on me. That's how come I made my legs and arms real stiff. So they wouldn't fit in there that good. Then me and Mother wrestled a teeny bit. And she stood me on my head. And she pulled my tights on me.

在我身上。这就是为什么我的腿和胳膊都僵硬了。 所以它们放不进去。 然后我和妈妈扭了一下。 她把我倒立起来。 她把我的紧身衣扯下来。

"You're not moving, Junie B.," she said. "You're going to school, and that's final. Running away from your problems never solves anything." "Yeah, only I'm not even running," I said. "I'm calling Ryder Rents Trucks. And those guys will drive me." Mother smiled. She tried to hug me. But I kept on staying real stiff. I stayed real stiff all the way in the car to school. Mother parked the car in the parking lot. Then she lifted me out the door. And she carried me real stiff to the playground. She stood me up in the grass. "Everything will be fine. You'll see," she said. "Just remember what Daddy and I told you. If anyone talks about the party, pretend it doesn't bother you."

“你不许动，朱妮·B，”她说。 “你要去上学，这是最后的决定。 逃避问题永远解决不了任何问题。” “是啊，只不过我根本没在跑步，”我说。 “我打电话给莱德卡车租赁公司。 这些人会开车送我。” 妈妈笑了。她想拥抱我。 但我一直很僵硬。 在去学校的车里，我一直很僵硬。 妈妈把车停在停车场。 然后她把我抱出了门。 她硬生生地把我抱到了操场。 她在草地上放我鸽子。 “一切都会好起来的。你会看到的，”她说。 “记住爸爸和我告诉你的话。 如果有人谈论聚会，假装你不介意。”

She kissed me good-bye on my stiff head. Just then, I heard voices hollering. "JUNIE B.! HEY, JUNIE B.! LOOK! LOOK WHAT WE GOT!" they hollered. I turned around. It was my bestest friends, Lucille and that Grace. They were running at me. "Look!" said Lucille. "Look what Jim gave us! It's invitations to his birthday party on Saturday!" "It's just like he told us, Junie B.!" said that Grace. "He's really gonna have a petting zoo there!" I quick covered my ears with my hands. Then I closed my eyes. And I sang a loud song at them. It is called "I Can't Hear You, You're Not Even Botherin' Me." I sang it at the top of my lungs.

她吻别了我僵硬的头。 就在这时，我听到了喊叫声。 “琼丝!嘿，朱妮·b。!看！看看我们得到了什么!”他们喊道。 我转过身来。是我最好的朋友，露西尔和那个格蕾丝。 他们朝我跑过来。“看!”露西尔说。 “看看吉姆给了我们什么!”这是他星期六生日聚会的请柬!”“就像他告诉我们的那样，朱妮·b !”格蕾丝说。 “他真的会在那里建一个宠物动物园!”我赶紧用手捂住耳朵。 然后我闭上了眼睛。我对他们大声唱了一首歌。 这首歌的名字叫《我听不到你说的话，你都没打扰我》。 我扯着嗓子唱了出来。

"I CAAA-ANNN'T HEARRRR YOU! "I CAAA-ANNN'T HEARRRR YOU! "YOU'RE NOT E-VEN BOTHERIN' MEEEE!" Then I kept on singing and singing that thing till they went away. Also they did the cuckoo sign at me. After that, I sat down in the grass all by myself. And I looked all around the playground. Lots of other children had invitations, too. "Darn it," I whispered. "Darn it. Darn it. Darn it." That's when I saw that meanie Jim. He was giving an invitation to a boy named Crybaby William. Crybaby William is the scarediest cat in Room Nine.

“我——我听不见你说什么!”“我——我听不见你说什么!”“你——你都懒得见我!”然后我一直唱啊唱，直到他们走开。 他们还对我做了布谷鸟手势。 之后，我一个人坐在草地上。 我环顾了整个操场。 许多其他孩子也收到了请柬。 “该死，”我低声说。“真讨厌。 真讨厌。真讨厌。”就在那时我看到了那个刻薄的吉姆。 他邀请了一个叫爱哭鬼威廉的男孩。 爱哭鬼威廉是九号房间里最可怕的猫。