1. Eating Cake

Junie B. Jones and That Meanie Jim's Birthday

朱妮·b·琼斯和那个小气鬼吉姆的生日

1/Eating Cake My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. B is my bestest letter. On account of my favorite food starts with that guy. Its name is birthday cake. We had that delicious stuff at school today. That's because Paulie Allen Puffer turned six years old. And his mother brought chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream and chocolate milk to Room Nine. She is a chocolate nut, I think. The party was very fun. Except for Paulie Allen Puffer got all

我的名字叫朱尼B。 琼斯。B代表比阿特丽斯。 除了我不喜欢碧翠丝。 我只是喜欢B，仅此而已。 B是我最好的字母。因为我最喜欢的食物是从那家伙开始的。 它的名字是生日蛋糕。 我们今天在学校吃了好吃的东西。 那是因为保利·艾伦·帕弗满六岁了。 他妈妈把巧克力蛋糕、巧克力冰淇淋和巧克力牛奶带到9号房间。 我想她是个巧克力狂人。 晚会很有趣。除了保利·艾伦·帕弗

wound up. And he put cake on his head. And then he laughed till milk came out his nose. "That is called nose milk," I told my bestest friend named Lucille. Lucille is a little lady. "Eew," she said. "I wish I didn't even see that nose milk. 'Cause now my stomach feels upset. And I can't eat the rest of my cake." "Me, too," I said. "Now I can't eat the rest of my cake, too. And so I will throw both our cakes in the trash can for us." Then I picked up our cakes. And I hurried up to the trash can. I looked all around me very careful. Then I quick ducked behind the trash can. And I stuffed both those cakes right in my mouth. I rubbed my tummy real happy. "Now all I need is some milk to wash it

伤口。他把蛋糕放在头上。 然后他笑到牛奶从鼻子里流出来。 “那叫鼻子奶，”我告诉我最好的朋友露西尔。 露西尔是个小淑女。“哎呀，”她说。 “我真希望我没有看到鼻子里的牛奶。 因为现在我的胃不舒服。 我吃不下剩下的蛋糕了。” “我也是，”我说。“现在我也不能吃剩下的蛋糕了。 所以我会把我们俩的蛋糕都扔进垃圾桶。” 然后我拿起我们的蛋糕。 我急忙走到垃圾桶前。 我非常仔细地环顾四周。 然后我迅速躲到垃圾桶后面。 我把两个蛋糕都塞进了嘴里。 我很高兴地揉了揉肚子。 “现在我只需要一些牛奶来洗它

down with," I said. That's when I saw some milk sitting on a table. All by itself. I picked it up. And drank it all gone. "Mmmm," I said. "That hit the spot!" Just then I heard a voice. "Junie B. Jones? Why are you out of your seat?" It was my teacher. Her name is Mrs. She has another name, too. But I just like Mrs. and that's all. Mrs. has eyes like a hawk. "What are you doing over there?" she asked me. "I am sharing people's cake and milk," I explained. "Except for they aren't actually here at the moment."

我说。就在那时，我看到桌子上放着一些牛奶。 全靠它自己。我把它捡起来。 然后喝光了。“嗯，”我说。 “真是太棒了!”就在这时，我听到了一个声音。 “琼·b·琼斯?你怎么离开座位了?”是我的老师。 她的名字是太太，她还有另外一个名字。 但我只是喜欢夫人，仅此而已。 夫人的眼睛锐利。 “你在那儿干什么?”她问我。 “我在分享别人的蛋糕和牛奶，”我解释道。 “只不过他们现在并不在这里。”

Mrs. rolled her eyes way back in her head. I smiled very sweet. "Guess what? When I have my birthday party, I am going to bring cake and milk, too," I said. "Plus also I might bring a beanie wienie casserole. 'Cause that will be a nice change of pace, I think." Just then, I skipped over to Paulie Allen Puffer's mother. "Excellent cake, madam. My compliments to the chief," I said. Then me and her did a high-five. Only she didn't actually put her hand out. And so mostly I just slapped her on the arm. After that, I skipped back to my seat. Lucille was finishing her chocolate ice cream. She had a chocolate mustache on her lip. I did a frown at her.

太太的眼睛向后转了转。 我笑得很甜。“你猜怎么着? 当我有我的生日聚会，我也要带蛋糕和牛奶，”我说。 “另外，我可能还会带一份豆豆香肠砂锅。 因为我认为这将是一个很好的节奏变化。” 就在这时，我跳到保利·艾伦·帕弗的母亲那里。 “蛋糕棒极了，夫人。我向局长致意，”我说。 然后我和她击掌庆祝。 只是她并没有伸出手来。 所以大部分时间我只是拍拍她的胳膊。 然后，我跳回到座位上。 露西尔吃完了她的巧克力冰淇淋。 她嘴唇上留着巧克力味的小胡子。 我朝她皱了皱眉。

"Lucille, I am surprised at you," I said. "You are not eating that ice cream like a little lady. And so I will show you how." Then I quick dipped my spoon into Lucille's ice cream. "See?" I said. "See how I am taking dainty bites of this stuff?" Only just then a dainty bite of chocolate ice cream slipped off my spoon. And it plopped into Lucille's lap.

“露西尔，你真让我吃惊。”我说。 “你不能像个小淑女那样吃冰淇淋。 我来告诉你怎么做。” 然后我迅速地把勺子伸进露西尔的冰淇淋里。 “看到了吗?”我说。“你看我是怎样一口一口地咬着这东西的?”就在这时，一口美味的巧克力冰淇淋从我的勺子上滑了下来。 它扑通一声落在露西尔的腿上。