9. Socks and Other Surprises

9 Socks and Other Surprises Wednesday Dear first-grade journal, Today is the day for the Thanksgiving feast in Room One. All of the children had to dress up like Pilgrims or Native Americans at the first Thanksgiving. And so that is how come I

袜子和其他惊喜星期三亲爱的一年级学生日记：今天是在一号教室举行感恩节宴会的日子。 在第一个感恩节，所有的孩子都必须打扮成清教徒或印第安人的样子。 这就是为什么我

told Mother DO NOT MAKE ME A PILGRIM COSTUME. AND I MEAN IT! I could not have been louder, by the way. Only what do you know? Mother said she forgot I told her that. Plus also, she gave the costume job to my grandma Helen Miller. And so-big surprise-this morning Helen brought the costume to my house. AND OH NO! OH NO! IT WAS A STUPID PILGRIM DRESS!

告诉妈妈不要给我做朝圣者的服装。 我是认真的！顺便说一句，我说得太大声了。 你只知道些什么？妈妈说她忘了我告诉过她。 另外，她把戏服的工作给了我奶奶海伦·米勒。 今天早上，海伦把戏服带到了我家，真是个大惊喜。 哦，不！噢,不!那是一件愚蠢的朝圣服装！

I did a shriek at that thing! Then I ran down the hall and out the back door. And I hid behind the trash can next to the steps. But Mother found me speedy fast. And then me and her had a little tussle. And what do you know? Now I am sitting in my chair at school. AND I AM WEARING A STUPID PILGRIM DRESS! This is the worstest day of my entire school career.

我对那东西尖叫了一声！然后我跑过大厅，从后门跑了出去。 我躲在台阶旁边的垃圾桶后面。 但是妈妈很快就找到了我。 然后我和她吵了一架。 你知道什么？现在我坐在学校的椅子上。 我还穿着一件愚蠢的朝圣礼服！这是我整个学校生涯中最糟糕的一天。

Your friend, Junie B., I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PILGRIM AND I MEAN IT! I slumped in my seat real glum. Then BAM! The morning got even worse! On account of May came running into the room. And she was dressed like a Native American Indian girl. And that is what I wanted to be! I slumped lower in my chair. May hurried down our row. And she poked me in the arm. "Hello, Junie Jones. Hello," she said. "Look at the Thanksgiving costume my mother made for me! I am a Native American Indian girl!" She poked me again. "Look how great this costume is. Look at the fringe on the bottom

你的朋友，朱尼B，我不想成为一个朝圣者，我是认真的！我闷闷不乐地瘫坐在座位上。 然后是“砰!”早上变得更糟了！由于梅的缘故，她跑进了房间。 她穿得像个美国印第安女孩。 这就是我想要的！我瘫倒在椅子上。 梅匆匆走下我们那排。她戳了戳我的胳膊。 “你好，朱妮·琼斯。你好，”她说。 “看我妈妈给我做的感恩节服装！”我是一个美洲印第安女孩！”她又捅了我一下。 “看看这套服装多棒。 看看底部的流苏

of my dress! Look at the beads around the collar! Look at my cute moccasins! Look at the long braid in my hair!" I turned my face away from her. "Look at the back of my head," I said. May ran around in front of me. "Guess what my name is, Junie Jones? My name is Chief May—Chief of Everybody. And I will be bossing around the Native Americans at the feast today. Plus I will be bossing around the Pilgrims, too." After that, she looked me over. "Hmm, let's see it looks like you are a little Pilgrim girl," she said. "A little Pilgrim girl is not the chief of anyone, is she? A little Pilgrim girl is just a girl." She did a smirk. "What is your name, little Pilgrim girl?" she asked. "Do you have a name?" I made squinty eyes at her. "My name is Get Out of My Face, Chief

我的衣服！看看领子上的珠子！看我可爱的鹿皮鞋！看我头发上的长辫子！”我把脸从她身上移开。 “看看我的后脑勺，”我说。 梅在我前面跑来跑去。 “猜猜我叫什么，琼·琼斯？” 我是梅酋长，大家的酋长。 我要在今天的宴会上对印第安人发号施令。 而且我还要对清教徒们颐指气使。” 之后，她打量了我一番。 “嗯，让我看看你看起来像一个朝圣者的小女孩，”她说。 “一个清教徒小女孩不会是任何人的首领吧？” 一个朝圣者的小女孩就是一个女孩。” 她傻笑了一下。“你叫什么名字，小朝圣者？”她问。 “你有名字吗？”我眯着眼睛看她。 “我的名字是，酋长，滚开

Nutball," I said back. I do not know where I came up with that great name. These things just come to me. May frowned her eyebrows. "I think your name is Pilgrim Grouchy!" she said. After that, she swung her long braid in my face. And she sat down in her seat. Just then, Mr. Scary came hurrying into the room. He had been talking to someone in the hall. His face beamed at our costumes. "Boys and girls, you look so great in your Thanksgiving outfits!" he said. "We are going to have the best time with our families today." He held up one finger. "And don't forget! Today the office is going to announce who won the Thankful Contest." I did a loud groan. "Great," I grouched. "I'm already hottish

我回答说。我不知道我是怎么想出这个好名字的。 我就会想到这些。 梅皱了皱眉。“我想你的名字是朝圣者格鲁希！”她说。 在那之后，她把她的长辫子甩到我的脸上。 她在座位上坐了下来。 就在这时，吓人先生匆匆走进房间。 他一直在和大厅里的一个人说话。 他对我们的服装喜笑颜开。 他说：“孩子们，你们穿着感恩节的衣服看起来太棒了！” “今天我们将和家人度过最美好的时光。” 他举起一根手指。“别忘了！”今天办公室要宣布谁赢得了感恩大赛。” 我大声呻吟了一声。“太好了，”我抱怨道。 “我已经很性感了