8. Three Squeezes

8 Three Squeezes Mr. Scary checked the clock again. "Okay. It's time for our last thankful item before lunch," he said. "Shirley's Snausage story was so nice. I'm wondering if anyone else has an animal you're thankful for." Sheldon's hand shot up like a rocket. "I do! I do, Mr. Scary! I have three animals I am thankful for! And guess what? I got my picture taken with every single one of them!" He quick leaned down to his Thankful Bag. And he started searching through it. He stopped to glance up. "And here's the part that you're really going to love," he said. "All of the animals are

恐怖先生又看了看钟。 “好吧。是我们午餐前最后一件感恩的东西了。”他说。 “雪莉的史纳丘兹故事太精彩了。 我想知道有没有人有你感激的动物。” 谢尔顿的手像火箭一样举起来。 “我做的!我知道，吓人先生！我有三只我要感谢的动物！你猜怎么着？ 我和他们每个人都照了相！”他迅速俯下身去拿他的感恩袋。 他开始在里面搜寻。 他停下来抬头看了一眼。“这是你真正会喜欢的部分，”他说。 “所有的动物都是

Thanksgiving animals, Mr. Scary! All of them are turkeys!" Mr. Scary looked happy at that news. "Turkeys?" he said. "No kidding, Sheldon? That's great!" "I know it!" said Sheldon. "My uncle Vern has turkeys at his house. And he took pictures of me with the three that I love the most." Mr. Scary smiled real big. "This is perfect, Sheldon! I didn't even know that your uncle Vern was a turkey farmer." Sheldon looked puzzled. "He's not," he said. "Uncle Vern and Aunt Bunny live out in the woods." He did a pause. "They moved out there to get away from the law," he said. Mr. Scary cleared his throat real nervous. "Yes. Well, um… that's fine, Sheldon. But

感恩节动物，恐怖先生！它们都是火鸡！”听到这个消息，吓人先生看起来很高兴。 “火鸡？”他说。“不是吧，谢尔顿？” 太好了!”“我知道！”谢尔顿说。 “我叔叔弗恩家里有火鸡。 他给我和我最爱的三个人拍了照片。” 吓人先生笑得很开心。 “太完美了，谢尔顿！”我甚至不知道你的叔叔弗恩是一个养火鸡的人。” 谢尔顿看起来很困惑。“他不是，”他说。 弗恩叔叔和邦妮阿姨住在树林里 他停顿了一下。“他们搬到那里是为了逃避法律，”他说。 吓人先生很紧张，清了清嗓子。 “是的。好吧，没关系，谢尔顿 但

that story is really none of our business," he said. Well, I think it's our business! shouted a loud voice. I think he should be arrested! All of our eyes turned to May. Her face looked shocked at us. "Don't look at me! I didn't say that! It was him!" she said. Then she quick pointed to Police Sergeant Chuck on Mr. Scary's desk. Mr. Scary rolled his eyes very annoyed. He told May to button her lips. She started to sputter. "But… but… but…" Mr. Scary snapped his fingers at her. Then he turned back to Sheldon. "Please forgive that interruption, Sheldon," he said. "I really can't wait to see your turkey pictures! I've seen wild turkeys when I've been hiking. But I've never been close enough to get a picture."

这个故事真的与我们无关，”他说。 我想这是我们的事！一个响亮的声音喊道。 我认为他应该被逮捕！我们所有的目光都转向了梅。 她一脸震惊地看着我们。 “别看我！”我可没那么说！是他！”她说。 然后她迅速指了指吓人先生桌子上的查克警官。 吓人先生很生气地转了转眼睛。 他叫梅闭上嘴。 她开始结结巴巴地说。“可是……可是……可是……”吓人先生朝她打了个响指。 然后他转向谢尔顿。 “请原谅我的打扰，谢尔顿，”他说。 “我真的等不及要看你的火鸡照片了！”我在徒步旅行的时候看到过野生火鸡。 但我从来没有近到能拍到照片。”

"Really?" said Sheldon. "That's odd. It's easy to get turkey pictures at Uncle Vern's. He brings them right inside his camper." Mr. Scary's face went funny. But he didn't say any words. Then, all of a sudden, Sheldon found the pictures he was looking for in his Thankful Bag. And his whole face lighted up. "I found them! Here they are! Here are the pictures of me and my three favorite turkeys at Uncle Vern's!" he said. He took them out and put them in order. "Number one is Gary Gobbles. "Number two is Harry Gobbles. "And number three is Larry Gobbles!" He smiled real big at that one. "Larry was from last year," he said. "He is the turkey I loved the most." He jumped up and held Larry's picture for all of us to see. "Look, everyone. See him? See Larry?"

“真的吗？”谢尔顿说。“这是奇数。 在弗恩叔叔家很容易拍到火鸡的照片。 他把它们带到他的露营车里。” 吓人先生的脸变得滑稽起来。 但他什么也没说。 然后，谢尔顿突然在他的感恩袋里找到了他一直在找的照片。 他的整个脸都亮了起来。 “我找到了！”他们来了！这是我和我最喜欢的三只火鸡在弗恩叔叔家的照片！”他说。 他把它们拿出来，整理好。 “第一名是加里·戈布尔斯。 “二号是哈利·戈布尔。 “第三位是拉里·戈布尔斯！”他笑得很开心。 “拉里是去年来的，”他说。 “他是我最爱的火鸡。” 他跳起来，拿着拉里的照片给我们大家看。 “看,每个人。看到他了吗?看到拉里?”

We leaned in closer. Then all of our faces went funny. Plus Mr. Scary's face went funny again, too. "Oh, uh, well … this isn't what we expected, Sheldon," he said. "This isn't a picture of a wild turkey in the woods, is it?" He did a hard swallow. "This is a picture of a cooked turkey… on your plate… and you're eating it."

我们靠得更近了。然后我们所有人的脸都变得滑稽起来。 再加上吓人先生的脸又变滑稽了。 “哦，嗯，好吧……这不是我们想要的，谢尔顿，”他说。 “这不是一张森林里的野生火鸡的照片吧？”他用力吞了一口。 “这是一只煮熟的火鸡的照片……在你的盘子里……你正在吃它。”

Sheldon nodded real happy. "Yes," he said. "I know. At Thanksgiving, we take pictures of the delicious turkeys we have loved and eaten. And this is Larry from last year." He looked curious at our teacher. "Don't you take pictures of your Thanksgiving dinners?" he asked. Mr. Scary thought a minute. "Well, yes. Now that I think about it, we do, Sheldon. We do take pictures of our Thanksgiving meals," he said. Sheldon smiled at Larry again. "Larry was my favorite," he said. "Look. See? Uncle Vern gave me the drumstick. In our family, it is an honor to get a Thanksgiving drumstick." Sheldon stood up straight and tall. "The drumstick is what a king gets," he said real proud. I thought about that.

谢尔顿开心地点了点头。 “是的，”他说。“我知道。在感恩节，我们给我们爱过和吃过的美味火鸡拍照。 这是去年的拉里。” 他好奇地看着我们的老师。 “你们不拍感恩节晚餐的照片吗？”他问道。 吓人先生想了一会儿。 “嗯,是的。现在我想起来了，我们有关系，谢尔顿。 我们确实会拍下感恩节大餐的照片。” 谢尔顿又对拉里笑了笑。 “拉里是我的最爱，”他说。 “看。看到了吗?弗恩叔叔给了我鸡腿。 在我们家，能吃到感恩节鸡腿是一种荣幸。” 谢尔顿站得笔直挺拔。 “鸡腿是国王应得的。”他非常自豪地说。 我想过这个。