7. Stinky

7 Stinky Mr. Scary put our elephants on his desk. He did a sigh at May and me. Then he went to the board. And he thought for a minute. "Okay, you two. I'm going to put your friends on our Thankful List. But I am not happy with the way you behaved just now. And we will definitely talk about this later," he said. Roger looked over at us. "Welcome to the club," he said. Mr. Scary frowned at him. Then he added our elephants to the list on the board.

7可怕的臭先生把我们的大象放在他的桌子上。 他对梅和我叹了口气。 然后他走到棋盘前。 他想了一会儿。 “好吧，你们两个。我要把你的朋友列入我们的感恩名单。 但我对你刚才的行为不满意。 我们稍后肯定会讨论这个问题。” 罗杰看着我们。“欢迎加入这个俱乐部，”他说。 吓人先生对他皱了皱眉。然后他把我们的大象加到黑板上的名单上。

After he finished, he stood back. And he read the list out loud. 1. CRANBERRY JELLY IN A CAN 2. EXPLODING BISCUITS 3. NIPSY DOODLES

说完，他退后一步。 他大声念出了名单。 1. 罐装蔓越莓果冻 爆炸饼干。NIPSY涂鸦

4. RAINBOW SPRINKLES 5. TOILET PAPER 6. MONEY 7. PHILIP JOHNNY BOB 8. POLICE SERGEANT CHUCK "Well," he said. "This list might not win us a pumpkin pie, but it certainly is unusual, isn't it?" I smiled and nodded. "Yes," I said. "Plus we don't even care about the pumpkin pie, remember that? Pumpkin pie makes us vomit." Mr. Scary looked at me. "Yes. I do remember that, Junie B. But thank you for mentioning it again," he said. "Not a problem," I said. Just then, Lennie waved his hand real urgent. "Ooooh! Ooooh! Here is a little pumpkin pie trick I learned last Thanksgiving," he said. "I don't actually swallow the pie. Instead, I just keep it in my mouth until my

4. 彩虹糖屑。6.厕纸 钱7。菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃 警官查克：“嗯，”他说。 “这份名单可能不会为我们赢得南瓜派，但它确实很不寻常，不是吗？”我微笑着点了点头。 “是的，”我说。“而且我们根本不在乎南瓜派，记得吗？” 南瓜派让我们呕吐。” 吓人先生看着我。“是的。 我记得，朱妮·B。 但是谢谢你再次提到它，”他说。 “没问题，”我说。就在这时，伦尼急迫地挥了挥手。 “唔!哇哦!这是我去年感恩节学到的南瓜派小技巧，”他说。 “我不会真的吞下馅饼。 我只是把它含在嘴里，直到

grandmother thinks I swallowed it. And then I run into the bathroom. And I spit it in the sink." Mr. Scary closed his eyes. "Good to know, Len," he said. Lucille jumped up and did a fluff. "I have a pumpkin pie trick, too," she said. "First, I put the pie on my fork. Then I plop it in the rich, expensive napkin that is on my lap. And I wad it all up. And then I skip it into the kitchen. And I give it to our rich, expensive chef." She did a few more fluffs. "After that, I don't know what happens to it," she said. Then she spun herself back into her chair. All of Room One thought for a minute. Then other children started calling out pumpkin pie tricks, too. And so Mr. Scary quick held up his hand. "Stop. Please, boys and girls. I get it that

奶奶以为我把它吞了。 然后我跑进了浴室。 我把它吐在水槽里。” 吓人先生闭上了眼睛。 “很高兴知道，伦，”他说。 露西尔跳起来，抖了抖身子。 “我也有南瓜派的小窍门，”她说。 “首先，我把馅饼放在叉子上。 然后我把它放在我腿上那张又贵又贵的餐巾里。 我把它都卷起来了。然后我直接把它扔进厨房。 我把它送给我们有钱又花钱的厨师。” 她又揉了几下绒毛。 “在那之后，我不知道会发生什么，”她说。 然后她转过身回到椅子上。 一号房间的人都想了一会儿。 然后其他孩子也开始喊南瓜派的把戏。 于是，吓人先生迅速举起了手。 “停止。拜托了，孩子们。 我明白了

you don't like pumpkin pie," he said. "It's just that I don't want anyone to be disappointed if we don't win the contest." All of us looked around at each other. Then Herbert raised his hand. "But see… we think that you're the one who is disappointed, Mr. Scary," he said. "May said that you hate our Thankful List because we're not being thankful for the right stuff." May popped up from her seat. "I tried to get them to change it, Mr. Scary," she said. "My mother, Mrs. Mary Murkee, made us a brand-new Thankful List you would really like. But everyone wanted to stay with Nipsy Doodles and exploding biscuits. So it is their fault we won't win that disgusting pie for you!" I looked at her real angry. "I would like to explode a biscuit on your head right now," I said.

你不喜欢南瓜派，”他说。 “如果我们没有赢得比赛，我只是不想让任何人感到失望。” 我们大家都面面相觑。 然后赫伯特举起了手。 “但是你看……我们认为你才是那个失望的人，吓人先生，”他说。 “梅说你讨厌我们的感恩清单，因为我们没有为正确的事情感恩。” 梅突然从座位上站了起来。 “我试过让他们改名字，吓人先生，”她说。 “我母亲玛丽·默基太太给我们做了一份全新的感恩清单，你一定会喜欢的。 但每个人都想继续玩奶嘴涂鸦和爆炸饼干。 所以我们不能为你赢得那个恶心的馅饼是他们的错！”我生气地看着她。 “我现在就想在你头上炸一块饼干，”我说。

Then everyone laughed. Except not May. Plus not Mr. Scary. He did a glare at me. "Whoops. Sorry," I said. "That was very too harsh." Mr. Scary turned back to the class. "Boys and girls, please believe me. I will not be disappointed if we don't win the pumpkin pie," he said. "I promise." He paused for a second. Then his face got a little smile on it. And he made his voice real secret. "Shh. Don't tell anyone, okay? But I don't like pumpkin pie, either," he whispered. Room One got very quiet. Then HA! All of us started laughing at once! 'Cause sometimes teachers are just like normal people, almost! Mr. Scary looked at the clock. "Okay, everyone. I think we have time for two more

然后大家都笑了。除了梅。 而且不是恐怖先生。他瞪了我一眼。 “哎呦。对不起，”我说。“这太苛刻了。” 吓人先生转身对着全班同学。 “孩子们，请相信我。 如果我们没有赢得南瓜派，我也不会失望。” “我保证。”他停顿了一下。 然后他的脸上露出了一丝微笑。 他对自己的声音保密。 “嘘。别告诉任何人，好吗？ 但我也不喜欢南瓜派，”他低声说。 一号房间变得非常安静。然后哈!我们所有人都笑了起来！因为有时候老师就跟普通人差不多！吓人先生看了看钟。 “好吧,每一个人。我想我们还有时间再回答两个问题