4. Diving

4 Diving Mr. Scary stared at Roger a real long time. He said they would talk about this later. Talk about this later is the school word for getting yelled at when there's more time. Roger slumped way down in his seat. After that, Mr. Scary looked back at the class. "Okay, everyone. We're going to continue now," he said. "But this time, please raise your hand if you actually brought something to show." Lucille sprang out of her chair. "I DID! I DID!" she hollered. "I BROUGHT THE BEST THING YOU

吓人先生盯着罗杰看了很长时间。 他说他们以后再谈这件事。 “Talk about this later”是学校里用来形容在时间充裕的时候被呵斥的词汇。 罗杰瘫倒在座位上。 之后，吓人先生回头看了看全班同学。 “好吧,每一个人。我们现在要继续，”他说。 “但这一次，如果你真的带了东西要展示，请举手。” 露西尔从椅子上跳了起来。 “我做了!我说了！”她大声叫道。 “我给你带来了最好的东西

EVER SAW!" Then she reached down. And she pulled a big, giant purse out of her Thankful Bag. "Wait till you see this, children!" she said. "I brought something that everyone in the whole world is thankful for! And I have LOTS and LOTS of it!" After that, she turned the big, giant purse upside down. And wowie wow wow! Out came… "MONEY!" shouted Lucille. "MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! I AM THANKFUL FOR MONEY!" Room One did a gasp at that sight. Then all of our mouths fell open at once. And our eyes got bigger and bigger. And then… BAM! WE DIVED FOR IT!

见过!”然后她伸出手。 她从感恩袋里拿出一个巨大的钱包。 “等着瞧吧，孩子们！”她说。 “我带来了全世界每个人都感激的东西！”而且我有很多很多！”然后，她把那个巨大的钱包倒过来。 哇，哇，哇！“钱！”露西尔喊道。 “钱!钱!钱!我感谢钱！”看到这情景，一号房间倒吸了一口气。 然后我们所有的人都立刻张大了嘴。 我们的眼睛变得越来越大。 然后……砰！我们潜水去找它！

"MONEY!" we hollered. "MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!" I started to grab. "AND IT'S THE PAPER KIND!" I yelled. Lucille laughed real happy.

“钱！”我们喊道。“钱!钱!钱!”我开始抓。 “而且是纸质的那种！”我喊道。 露西尔开心地笑了。

Then she turned her Thankful Bag inside out. And more money fell out on top of us! "WHEE! WOOO-HOOO! YIPPEE!" we hollered. Mr. Scary was hollering, too, I think. But it is hard to hear your teacher when you are money-diving. Finally, he raised his voice to a louder level. It was the level that means business. "GO BACK TO YOUR SEATS!" he hollered. "NOW!" Everyone stopped grabbing. And they hurried back to their seats speedy fast. Except for not actually me. Instead, I kept on sitting on the floor. 'Cause I had a teensy problem. Mr. Scary glared his eyes at me. "Junie B. Jones? Did you hear me? I said, go back to your seat." I nodded real nervous. "Yes," I said. "Only I have a teensy

然后她把感恩袋翻过来。 更多的钱从我们头上掉下来！“哟!WOOO-HOOO !耶！”我们大叫。 我想吓人先生也在大喊大叫。 但是当你在金钱潜水时，你很难听到你的老师。 最后，他提高了嗓门。 这种水平意味着生意。 “回到你们的座位上去！”他喊道。 “现在!”每个人都停止了抢夺。 他们赶紧回到座位上。 除了其实不是我。 相反，我继续坐在地板上。 因为我有个小问题。 吓人先生瞪着我。 “琼·b·琼斯？你听到了吗？ 我说了，回到你的座位上去。” 我紧张地点了点头。“是的，”我说。 “只有我有一个小弟弟

problem." I pointed at his shoe. "You're actually standing on a fiver. And so if you could just lift up this one shoe right here, I can get my money and be on my way." I tapped on the foot he should lift. Then I waited and waited for it to move. But it did not actually budge. Instead… YIKES! I felt myself getting lifted off the floor! And I got carried right back to my seat! Mr. Scary sat me in my chair. I smiled real twitchy. And I smoothed my skirt. "Okey-doke," I said. "I believe I will just sit here now and behave myself." Mr. Scary kept on standing there. I waved my fingers at him. "All rightie, then. Have a good day," I said. He took some deep breaths. Deep breaths are what teachers do to keep

问题”。我指着他的鞋子。 “你实际上是站在一条河上。 所以如果你能把这只鞋抬起来，我就可以拿钱走了。” 我敲了敲他应该抬起的脚。 然后我等了又等，等它动起来。 但它实际上并没有动。 而不是……呀! !我感觉自己被人从地板上抬起来了！我被抬回了座位！吓人先生让我坐在椅子上。 我微微一笑。我把裙子弄平了。 “好吧，”我说。“我想我还是乖乖坐在这里吧。” 吓人先生继续站在那里。 我向他挥了挥手。 “那好吧。祝你今天愉快。”我说。 他深吸了几口气。 深呼吸是老师们保持的方式

from screaming. Room One stayed quiet as a mouse. I could hear Mr. Scary's nose whistle. But now was not the time to tell him he needed a tissue, probably. Finally, he finished breathing. Then he picked up Lucille's big, giant purse. And he went around the circle. And he made all of us put her money back. Sheldon hung his head. "I'm sorry," he said. "Free money makes me cuckoo." Herb nodded. "Me too," he said. "Especially the paper kind. At my house, I don't even get an allowance." "Me neither," said Roger. "My parents expect me to live at home for free." Lennie rolled his eyes. "Oh. Well, I get a whopping quarter for taking out the trash. Seriously. That's it. One quarter." He threw his hands in the air. "I mean, why

从尖叫。一号房间安静得像只老鼠。 我能听到吓人先生的鼻哨声。 但现在也许不是告诉他需要纸巾的时候。 最后，他停止了呼吸。 然后他拿起露西尔的大钱包。 他绕着圈子走了一圈。 他让我们所有人把她的钱还给她。 谢尔顿低下了头。“对不起，”他说。 “免费的钱让我发疯。” 草点了点头。“我也是，”他说。 “尤其是纸质的那种。 在我家，我连零用钱都拿不到。” “我也是，”罗杰说。“我父母希望我免费住在家里。” 伦尼翻了个白眼。“哦。 我倒垃圾能拿25美分。 认真对待。就是这样。四分之一。” 他把双手举在空中。 “我是说，为什么