12. Happy Turkey Day!

12 Happy Turkey Day! After all the pie was gone, I threw my plate in Mr. Scary's trash can. And oh dear! Oh dear! That's when I saw him! Philip Johnny Bob was still sitting on the desk with Police Sergeant Chuck! And I had forgotten all about that guy! I ran over and picked him up. Then I hugged him real tight. "Philip!" I said. "How did I forget you? You have been sitting there for two whole days! And you did not have one thing to eat." Philip nodded his head. I know it, he said. I would really like some cranberry jelly right now.

火鸡节快乐！所有的派都吃完了，我把盘子扔进了恐怖先生的垃圾桶。 哦，天哪！噢,亲爱的!就在那时我看到了他！菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃还和恰克警官坐在桌子上！我把那家伙忘得一干二净！我跑过去把他抱起来。 然后我紧紧地抱住他。 “菲利普!”我说。“我怎么把你忘了？” 你已经在那儿坐了整整两天了！你们什么也没有吃。” 菲利普点了点头。“我知道，”他说。 我现在真的很想吃蔓越莓果冻。

I patted his softie head. "I know you would, Phil. But you can't have cranberry jelly, remember?" I said. "We tried that last Thanksgiving. And you still have the cranberry stain on your mouth." Phil quick wiped his face. Oh yeah… right, he said. He looked at the feast table again. Is there anything I can eat over there? he said. I did a sigh. "I don't know, Phil," I said. "At home, I just shove a peanut up your trunk. But no one brought nuts to the feast today." I pointed to the carrot sticks. "What about those, Phil? Would you like me to put a carrot up your trunk?" I asked. Phil shook his head no. That would look gross, he said. I nodded. "Yes. You're right," I said. "It would look gross."

我拍拍他柔软的头。“我知道你会的，菲尔。 但你不能吃蔓越莓果冻，记得吗？”我说。 “我们去年感恩节就试过了。 你嘴里还有蔓越莓的污渍。” 菲尔迅速擦了擦脸。 “哦，是的，”他说。 他又看了看餐桌。 那边有什么我可以吃的吗？ 他说。我叹了口气。“我不知道，菲尔，”我说。 “在家里，我只是把一颗花生塞进你的鼻子。 但是今天没有人带坚果来参加宴会。” 我指着胡萝卜棒。 “那这些呢，菲尔？”你想让我在你的树干上插一根胡萝卜吗？”我问。 菲尔摇了摇头。他说，那样看起来会很恶心。 我点了点头。“是的。你说得对。”我说。 “看起来会很恶心。”

I looked around. Then, all of a sudden, I spotted a brand- new bag of Nipsy Doodles! They were sitting on Mr. Scary's desk! And a Nipsy Doodle was just the right size for Phil! I quick opened the bag. And I put a Doodle in his trunk. YUM! said Philip. This Doodle is delicious! Thank you, Junie B.! Thank you! Just then, a voice shouted in my ear. Hey! Hold it! Those Doodles don't belong to you, mister! You are under arrest! I quick spun around. The voice was coming from May. But she was pointing to Police Sergeant Chuck. She hurried to Mr. Scary's desk. And she quick picked him up. And then BOOM! Out of nowhere, Chuck bopped Phil in the head with his trunk. You stole a Nipsy Doodle! And stealing is

我环顾四周。然后，突然间，我发现了一袋全新的奶嘴涂鸦！他们正坐在吓人先生的桌子上！而尼普西涂鸦的大小正好适合菲尔！我迅速打开袋子。 我在他的后备箱里放了个涂鸦。 YUM !菲利普说。这个涂鸦很好吃！谢谢你，朱尼·b ！谢谢你！就在这时，一个声音在我耳边喊道。 嘿!抓住它!那些涂鸦不属于你，先生！你被捕了！我迅速转过身来。 那声音是从梅那儿传来的。 但她指的是恰克警官。 她急忙走到吓人先生的桌前。 她迅速地把他抱起来。 然后砰！不知从哪里冒出来，恰克用他的鼻子朝菲尔的头猛击了一下。 你偷了一个奶嘴涂鸦！偷窃是

against the law! he said. Then May tried to take the Doodle right out of Philip's trunk! But Philip ducked around her. Everyone looked to see the commotion. Mr. Scary frowned real big. May started to holler. "None of this is my fault!" she said. "Peanut Butter and Johnny has a Nipsy Doodle in his trunk! And Junie B. stole it for him!" I stamped my foot. "No, I did NOT!" I said. "Nipsy Doodles are part of our Thanksgiving feast! And feast food is for sharing." May stamped her foot, too. "But that wasn't sharing food, Junie Jones. That was a brand-new bag! And it belonged to Mr. Scary!" Then May tried to pull Phil away from me. But I pulled him back. Plus Philip bopped Chuck on his head. And then all of us got ready to wrestle.

违反法律！他说。然后梅想把涂鸦从菲利普的箱子里拿出来！但菲利普却在她身边闪身一闪。 每个人都想看看骚动的场面。 吓人先生皱了皱眉头。 梅开始大叫起来。“这都不是我的错！”她说。 “花生酱和约翰尼的后备箱里有一个奶嘴涂鸦！”还有朱妮·B。 偷给他的！”我跺了跺脚。 “不，我没有！”我说。“Nipsy涂鸦是我们感恩节大餐的一部分！”盛宴的食物是用来分享的。” 梅也跺了跺脚。 “但那不是分享食物，琼·琼斯。 那是一个全新的包！它是吓人先生的！”然后梅想把菲尔从我身边拉开。 但我把他拉了回来。而且菲利普还撞了恰克的头。 然后我们都准备好摔跤了。

Only before we could even get started, Mr. Scary jumped in between us. And he stopped us from bopping each other. "Girls! Girls!" he said. "That's enough! Have you forgotten that we have guests?" Me and May looked at our guests.

还没等我们开始，吓人先生就插嘴了。 他还阻止我们互相厮打。 “女孩!姑娘们！”他说。“这就够了!你忘了我们还有客人吗？”我和梅看着我们的客人。

May's mother was frowning at us. Mother and Grandma Miller were frowning again, too. I glanced at my grampa Frank Miller. He did a wink. That was refreshing. Mr. Scary kept on talking. "I really don't understand what gets into you girls when you pick up those elephants," he said. "It's such a puzzle to me." I thought for a second. Then I did a little shrug. "I don't know why it's a puzzle," I said. "Me and May are just playing with our elephants. And elephants like to bop each other." May nodded her head. "Yes," she said. "That's what their trunks are for. Trunks are for bopping. That's how elephants play." I thought some more. Then I looked at May.

梅的母亲对我们皱着眉头。 妈妈和米勒奶奶也又皱起了眉头。 我瞥了弗兰克·米勒爷爷一眼。 他眨了眨眼睛。这让人耳目一新。 吓人先生继续说。 “我真不明白，当你们捡起那些大象时，你们是怎么想的，”他说。 “这对我来说真是个谜。” 我想了一下。然后我耸了耸肩。 “我不知道为什么这是个谜，”我说。 “我和阿美正在和我们的大象玩耍。 大象喜欢互相拍打。” 梅点了点头。“是的，”她说。 “这就是他们的皮箱的作用。 泳裤是用来跳的。大象就是这样玩的。” 我又想了想。然后我看着梅。