朱尼·琼斯系列 · 28 Junie B. First Grader
10 Naming Stuff All of us skipped back to our seats. Principal walked to the front of the room. And he saw our Thankful List on the board. We had added more stuff on Tuesday afternoon. So now it was twenty whole items long! Principal read the list out loud. 1. CRANBERRY JELLY IN A CAN 2. EXPLODING BISCUITS 3. NIPSY DOODLES 4. RAINBOW SPRINKLES 5. TOILET PAPER 6. MONEY 7. PHILIP JOHNNY BOB 8. POLICE SERGEANT CHUCK 9. SNAUSAGES
我们大家都跳回到座位上。 校长走到教室前面。 他看到了黑板上我们的感恩名单。 我们在周二下午添加了更多内容。 所以现在有整整二十项了!校长大声朗读了名单。 1. 罐装蔓越莓果冻 爆炸饼干。可爱的涂鸦。 彩虹糖屑。6.厕纸 钱7。菲利普·约翰尼·鲍勃 恰克警官。SNAUSAGES
10. STINKY 11. GOOD OLD LARRY FROM LAST YEAR 12. COOKIES—BUT NOT THE COCONUT KIND 13. JOSé'S REMOTE CONTROL 14. LIGHTNING BUGS 15. THE BIG BOX OF 64 CRAYONS 16. PENGUINS 17. LENNIE'S WASHCLOTH PUPPET 18. WHIPPED CREAM THAT ROGER ACCIDENTALLY SQUIRTED IN HIS MOUTH BEFORE SCHOOL 19. NASAL SPRAY 20. THE CARTOON NETWORK After he finished reading, Principal smiled real big. "Boys and girls, this is the most honest list we have ever had in the school contest," he said. "Thank you for telling us what children are really thankful for." Lennie turned around and looked at May. Then he did a big smirk. "Nipsy Doodles rule," he said. May turned his head back around. Just then, we heard feet in the hallway. And yay! Yay! Hurray! Our favorite janitor came through the
10. 臭11。去年12岁的老拉里。 饼干——但不是椰子的那种。 约瑟的遥控器。 闪电虫。有64支蜡笔的大盒子。 企鹅17。伦尼的毛巾木偶。 罗杰上学前不小心喷到嘴里的鲜奶油。 鼻喷雾剂卡通广播网校长读完后,笑得很开心。 他说:“同学们,这是全校评选中最诚实的一次。” “谢谢你告诉我们孩子们真正感激的是什么。” 伦尼转过身来看着梅。 然后他傻笑了一下。“可爱的嘟嘟说了算,”他说。 梅回过头来。 就在这时,我们听到了走廊上的脚步声。 和耶!耶!华友世纪!我们最喜欢的看门人从
door! "GUS VALLONY! IT'S GUS VALLONY!" I shouted real thrilled. Gus Vallony is the nicest janitor in the whole entire world. He was pushing a cart with a table and folding chairs on it. I jumped up so he could see me. "Gus Vallony! It's me! It's Junie B. Jones!" I yelled. "Did you hear we won the Thankful Contest? Did you see the blue ribbon on our door?" I hurried to the front of the room. "What do you have there, Gus Vallony? Is that folding chairs for our feast today? 'Cause maybe I could help you with them!" Gus Vallony did a chuckle at me. "Well, Junie B. Jones! Don't you look nice today!" he said. "You're all dressed up like a Pilgrim girl." I nodded. "Yes, I know," I said. "At first, I
门!“格斯VALLONY !这是格斯山谷!”我激动地喊了起来。 格斯·瓦洛尼是全世界最好的看门人。 他推着一辆手推车,上面放着一张桌子和几把折叠椅。 我跳起来让他看见我。 “格斯Vallony !是我!我是朱妮·B。 琼斯!”我喊道。“你听说我们赢得了感恩大赛了吗?” 你看到我们门上的蓝丝带了吗?”我急忙走到房间前面。 “你拿的是什么,格斯·瓦洛尼?” 今天宴会用的是折叠椅吗? 因为也许我可以帮你解决这些问题!”格斯·瓦洛尼对我笑了笑。 “唔,朱妮·b·琼斯!你今天真漂亮!”他说。 “你们打扮得像个清教徒女孩。” 我点了点头。“是的,我知道,”我说。 “起初,我
did not want to be a Pilgrim girl. And so me and Mother had a tussle behind the trash can. Only now I am hardly even sweaty. Plus also, I can spit pie in the cleanup sink. And so my whole entire mood got better." Gus Vallony looked confused at me. Principal looked confused, too. Mr. Scary walked me back to my seat. And he said for me to please stay put. After that, Principal helped Gus Vallony and Mr. Scary set up the table and chairs. And wait till you hear this! All of our guests had signed up to bring the feast food. So Room One didn't have to make a thing! I tapped on my friend Herbert. "What kind of food is your mother bringing?" I asked. "My mother and my grandma Miller are bringing cranberry jelly." Herbert turned around. "My mother has to work today. But my grandmother is bringing
她不想成为一个清教徒女孩。 于是我和妈妈在垃圾桶后面打了一架。 只是现在我几乎没有出汗。 另外,我还可以在水槽里吐派。 所以我的整个心情都变好了。” 格斯·瓦洛尼困惑地看着我。 校长看上去也很困惑。 吓人先生陪我走回座位。 他让我待在原地。 在那之后,校长帮助格斯·瓦隆和吓人先生摆好桌子和椅子。 等着听这个吧!我们所有的客人都报名要带盛宴的食物。 所以一号房间不需要制造任何东西!我找到了我的朋友赫伯特。 “你妈妈带来了什么食物?”我问。 “我妈妈和我奶奶米勒会带来蔓越莓果冻。” 赫伯特转过身来。“我妈妈今天要上班。 但是我奶奶会带来
carrot sticks." "Oh boy!" I said. "I love carrot sticks." Lennie grinned. "Me too," he said. "My grandmother is coming to the feast. But she's a terrible cook. So I signed her up for napkins." Sheldon heard us talking. "My uncle Vern is coming with my grampa Ned Potts. And they're bringing Tater Tots!" he said. I did a gasp at that delicious news. "Yummy yum yum!" I said. "Tater Tots!" May threw her head back. "Pilgrims and Indians did not eat Tater Tots," she said real annoyed. "My mother is bringing the real kind of food that they ate at the first Thanksgiving." She stood up at her desk. And she swung her long braid again. "My mother is bringing squash… and beans… and stewed onions," she said real
胡萝卜条。”“哦,孩子!”我说。 “我喜欢胡萝卜条。”伦尼笑了。 “我也是,”他说。“我奶奶要来参加宴会。 但她的厨艺很差。 所以我给她报名了餐巾纸。” 谢尔顿听到了我们的谈话。“我叔叔弗恩和我爷爷内德·波茨一起来。 他们还带了土豆!”他说。 听到这个好消息,我倒吸了一口气。 “好吃,好吃,好吃!”我说。“炸土豆泥!”梅仰起头来。 “清教徒和印第安人是不吃土豆泥的,”她很恼火地说。 “我妈妈带来了他们在第一个感恩节吃的真正的食物。” 她在书桌前站了起来。她又摇了摇她的长辫子。 “我妈妈带来了南瓜……豆子……还有炖洋葱,”她真诚地说
proud. After that, Room One got very quiet. We were thinking about stewed onions, I believe. Then, one by one, we all turned around. And we looked at the cleanup sink again. I glanced at Lennie. "That sink is going to get a real workout today," I said. Just then, we heard more footsteps in the hall. And YIPPEE! YIPPEE! Our first Thanksgiving guest was here! It was Lucille's richie nanna! And she brought her real, actual chef guy with her! The chef guy was wearing a tall white hat. And a long apron. It was all the way to his knees, almost. Also, he was carrying a giant silver tray with a shiny lid on the top. He put the tray on the feast table. And he pulled off the lid.
感到骄傲。在那之后,一号房间变得非常安静。 我想我们在考虑炖洋葱。 然后,我们一个接一个地转过身来。 我们又看了看清理水槽。 我瞥了伦尼一眼。“那个水池今天要好好锻炼一下了,”我说。 就在这时,我们听到大厅里又传来了脚步声。 好啊! !好啊! !我们的第一位感恩节客人来了!是露西尔的富有的奶奶!她还带了一个真正的厨师来!那个厨师戴着一顶高高的白帽子。 还有一条长围裙。几乎一直到他的膝盖。 此外,他还端着一个巨大的银托盘,上面有一个闪闪发光的盖子。 他把托盘放在宴会桌上。 他拉开了盖子。
